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nutsinho
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01-31-2007, 07:54 PM
Post subject: +EV or -EV
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4-of-a-Kind
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In this thread, you should respond to the previous poster by stating whether his proposition is +ev or -ev, possibly why if an explanation is warranted, and then making a new proposition. The proposition may involve paying a sum of money (banging chick in wufwugy's avatar) or receiving a sum of money (banging spoonitnow's fat bitch), depending on the nature of the proposition. The amount of money should obviously create a non-trivially easy decision for the next poster.
I'll start.
Listening to one Celine Dion album for 24 hours straight, offer is 250$
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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-eV
Watching gay porn including ass-to-mouth, cum swapping and bukkake for 24 hours straight. $1k
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
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+EV
Having you penis cut off in a painless operation. Prize: Having sexual relations with the best women you could possibly have sex with for a year.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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-EV, unless of course you can claim your prize pre-penis detachment.
Eating a peice of horse shit, i.e. Jackass 2, for $200?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2006
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-EV, I ball way too hard in real life to attempt a bullshit stunt like that.
Spending a ton of money on a college degree when you barely attend class anyway but still manage to slide by?
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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nutsinho
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4-of-a-Kind
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+EV probably depending on the degree
1 hour of being licked all over your body by 12 naked male asian midgets, $10,000
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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+EV
Banging the hottest girl in the world for 1 year but you know she has AIDS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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-EV
Bee sting on your ballsack, $200
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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-EV
Using lemonparty.com as your Christmas card (sent to everyone you know or work for) for $1K
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LOL OPERATIONS
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zook
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4-of-a-Kind
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-EV
Having spoonitnow's thong photo as your desktop wallpaper for 1 month for $500.
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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Sold.
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nutsinho
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4-of-a-Kind
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thanks for following directions
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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+EV
Kicking Euph in balls for free.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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nutsinho
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4-of-a-Kind
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+EV.
Choosing Door #1 or Door #2 where one of them gets you laid by Jessica Alba every day for a year and the other one has Michael Jackson shit diarrhea in your mouth.
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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ensign_lee
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4-of-a-Kind
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Hmm....
E(value) = .5(laid by Jessica Alba every day for a year) + .5 (diarrhea in mouth once)
utility of laid by Jessica Alba every day = 1000 (out of 1000)
utility of diarrhea = -900
So EV or E(value) = .5(1000) + .5 (-900) > 0
Ergo, +EV.
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Becoming runner up to every job position you interview for, resulting in you not having a job, though tons of people think you're qualified. 50 jobs, minimum.
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Lukie
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utility != EV
this thread is flawed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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-EV
Trying to derail this thread for internet pride
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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+EV
betting don't pass in craps when Lukie is the shooter.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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-EV
artificially inseminating a horse with your mouth. 10k
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dev
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4-of-a-Kind
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-EV
Playing strip poker with supermodels... from the 50s.
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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Harry
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Full House
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Location: Philly
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Playing strip poker with old women for free? wtf? -EV
Writing (not copy & paste) a letter to your congressman about your thoughts on the UIGEA.
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PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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ensign_lee
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The University of TEXAS at Austin
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+++++EV.
Having money in neteller right now.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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BEST PSOT EVER TRIP UR SO HOT
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LOL OPERATIONS
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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-ev
playing a hockey match as goalie, wearing a shirt and jeans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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for what ammount of money?
+EV becuase hockey players are tough and stuff.
Eating nothing but yogurt for a month, 1k
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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-ev
Playing in the superbowl, but without protection and padding etc (no cash)
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Harry
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Full House
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Location: Philly
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-EV
Having your penis permanently moved 8 inches higher. $100,000.
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PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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+EV if married.
Listening to 1 catchy ass song for 1 month solid, even while you sleep. 1k
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
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after a week it's not so catchy but +EV after $500 paid to a psychologist to get the song out of your head.
Being flexible enough to give yourself a BJ $100
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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+eV, where is the negative?
Having sex with Paris Hilton with no condom
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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so +++++++++++++++EV it's ridiculous
Sleeping with Spoon's chick for $500
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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-ev
having a gang bang with 5 of the hottest chicks on the planet but knowing you have to suck some shemale dick before you start.
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Pokernub
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: na
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+ev
Shemale dick just seems not as bad a big hairy biker dick.
umm, having a gang bang with 5 of the hottest chicks on the planet but knowing you have to suck some huge, dirty hairly biker dick for an hour.
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na
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
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-EV I think sucking a dick is always -EV unless the prize is monetary.
Getting paid a years salary to masturbate using sandpaper.
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thenonsequitur
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Full House
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+EV if you're very very careful and your salary is high. ----EV otherwise.
Getting a man's name other than your own tattooed to your ass, offer is $76k.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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+ev, obviously works well if youre married/taken 
having to pick red or black on one roulette spin knowing that if you win you get whatever your wildest dreams are forever, but if you lose you die instantly and thats it. Hitting zero is spin again
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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-ev
spending the night with bigred, $500
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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+EV, though you won't shit right for weeks.
Heroically diving and taking a bullet for the future president (in 2040)
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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yorib
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Oak Park, IL
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+EV
Double your bank roll, but no poker for a year
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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-eV for me cuz I should be able to make that much in 3 months, maybe +eV for a gabe or Lukie
Being flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, but you have to swallow everytime
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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-ev.... ew
posting an ad campaign made out of lite brite and having the city of boston shut down, $0
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pantherhound
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Flush
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-ev
consuming nothing but strawberry milkshake mixed with canned tuna fillets, anchovies, cumin, mayonnaise and custard for the rest of your life, $1 mil up front
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gabe
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Moderator
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-ev
going to college instead of living it up?
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nomofoshobro
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Straight
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going to college = living it up (i thought this was mutually exclusive)
flying around the world......in a suitcase in the baggage compartment. you get to get out and see the sights at every stop.
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