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02-18-2010, 08:41 PM
Post subject: Epic Beard Man
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I saw the original video was posted in the whore thread, but this looks to have blown into a gigantic meme faster than just about any other meme. Pretty hilarious stuff
Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3...layer_embedded
With subs and FIND EBM'S BAG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMceZREcBFA
Mortal Kombat: YouTube - Epic Beard Man - Mortal Kombat style
Kimbo Slice 1998: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNIajDWecwM
Epic Beard Man is the savior of the internet. After just a few hours that this was posted on /b/, anon got most of the information of those involved (name, address, fb, etc), response videos made, and loads of shops and such





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Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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holy shit did this thing blow up, so hilarious -- I <3 the intertron




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LMFAO wow that was so fast
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lmfao this is awesome
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Edited OP. Apparently I put wrong video for the Kimbo Slice 1998
Here it is tho
YouTube - Kimbo Slice streetfight from 1998
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Amber Lamps is the new Mona Lisa
YouTube - Amber Lamps Photo Tribute
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=(... I knew I should have made a whole thread for the vid, instead of throwing to into the youtube thread.
It's also believed that he is the man in this video as well: YouTube - Oakland A's Fan Being Tazed by Police - 8/4/2009
He sure does get around.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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He speaks!
YouTube - Epic Beard Man interview - I AM A MOTHERFUCKER TOM SLICK Thomas Bruso
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
^ The aftermath.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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I'm sorry I don't see the funny.
"Old man with anger management problems" is more like it.
And reading through the youtube comment makes me want to puke:
'white power' - 50 thumbs up
'typical nigger behavior' - 150 thumbs up
'fucking niggers!' - 40 thumbs up
'Sorry but colored people are ignorant and they steal. 13% of the US population is African, but they take up 85% of prison space for convicted violent crimes.' - 25 thumbs up
The last one is caption worthy imo.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
I'm sorry I don't see the funny.
"Old man with anger management problems" is more like it.
And reading through the youtube comment makes me want to puke:
'white power' - 50 thumbs up
'typical nigger behavior' - 150 thumbs up
'fucking niggers!' - 40 thumbs up
'Sorry but colored people are ignorant and they steal. 13% of the US population is African, but they take up 85% of prison space for convicted violent crimes.' - 25 thumbs up
The last one is caption worthy imo. 
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come on.. Amber Lamps is fucking awesome.
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Originally Posted by oskar
bring ambalamps
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I wouldn't say the old man has issues when he walked to the front of the bus and the black guy followed him twice and threw the first punch. if it was me he wouldn't have gotten off the bus without two amber lamp assistants and a gurney.
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Originally Posted by oskar
I'm sorry I don't see the funny.
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It's not so much the funny as it is the epicness of the whole thing.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
It's not so much the funny as it is the epicness of the whole thing.
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ya, ftmp its epicness... but then /b/ juices the funny out of everything.
also the chick behind the camera, she is funny in a really really sick way. Its obv disturbing that shes getting so much pleasure out of instigating the conflict, but in someway its funny.
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wtf at it not being funny. ive been laughing for days. cant even get the ambalamps song out of my head
the whole u leakin, bring ambalamps, next time i fuck u up is superb comedy
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ya, "you leakin" is gold too.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
I wouldn't say the old man has issues when he walked to the front of the bus and the black guy followed him twice and threw the first punch. if it was me he wouldn't have gotten off the bus without two amber lamp assistants and a gurney.
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I doubt that you would ask random people on a bus how much they charge for a shoeshine. They're both fucked up. I do see the entertainment value in two retards banging their heads together - it's not by accident though that every other comment on the video is about how niggers are niggers. This is not just about one guy getting out of line and then getting beat up, and then funny things happen.
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Just like Ambalamps, Oskar has decided to kneejerk react without much information
Hint: If you dig a little deeper, you'll find the line of reasoning that EBM doing what you claimed is not very sound
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Who is EBM?
Why would i want to dig deeper into this. I don't see much funny in a guy getting beat up.
But I'm out of this thread before you write up a 5000 character post with 25 links that I all need to read completely before I can have an opinion.
I KNOW HOW IT WORKS ON THE INTERNET
U gaise have fun.
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Wait, before you go please post more pics of ugly bitches you think are hot
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Oh internet drama... you gotta love it.

MY OPINION IS DIFFERENT FROM YOUR OPINION THAT IS WHY I NEED YOU TO DIE IN A GREASE FIRE RIGHT NOW YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!
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this thread was great then within the last 3-4 replies it started pissing me off
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HAHAHAHA just so fn awesome!
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YouTube - Epic Beard Man interview - I AM A MOTHERFUCKER TOM SLICK Thomas Bruso
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Sick interview rofl
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this has to be my favourite thing to emerge from this:
YouTube - Black Betty with Epic Beard Man
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YouTube - Hitler on AC Transit Bus Fight Epic Beard Man (By Placebo)
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Haha that one was actually really funny.
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oh hell yes, they put him with the wolves
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EBM vs Tyson IMO
YouTube - Epic Beard Man new interview aka tom slick vietnam tom transit bus fight
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oh god damn that would be best/easiest halloween costume ever. if only i didn't live in harlem 
lol'ed at so many parts in the hitler video, but i lost it at "don't worry, they'll bring amber lamps"
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double post-a-ments!
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
Just like Ambalamps, Oskar has decided to kneejerk react without much information
Hint: If you dig a little deeper, you'll find the line of reasoning that EBM doing what you claimed is not very sound
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is this a level? you can't seriously ride a bus in oakland full of black people and ask a random black person how much for a quick shine, my brotha and not expect at least ONE of the people on the bus to get offended. also, should prolly have a better defense against him being a racist lined up than "i woulda asked a chinaman, too." then, he proceeds to roid rage and get into his "what now? step! try and kick my ass and see what happens!" state, and i'd grade his overall instigation as like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10.
i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of startin shit.
btw, i'm totally amber lamps in this situation
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas. 
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EBM Cartoon!
YouTube - AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT ANIMATION! ft. EBM himself!
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I like it how the trailer for Weekend at Bernies was the first video to show up in the list of relevant ones.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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After he got his ass kicked, Mr. L.K.N. Amberlamps looks like Beetlejuice from Stern.
Also...the fight wasn't funny. The reaction is the funny.
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Originally Posted by surviva316
double post-a-ments!
is this a level? you can't seriously ride a bus in oakland full of black people and ask a random black person how much for a quick shine, my brotha and not expect at least ONE of the people on the bus to get offended. also, should prolly have a better defense against him being a racist lined up than "i woulda asked a chinaman, too." then, he proceeds to roid rage and get into his "what now? step! try and kick my ass and see what happens!" state, and i'd grade his overall instigation as like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10.
i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of startin shit.
btw, i'm totally amber lamps in this situation
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Yes, I'm serious. There's always so much more to the story
One of many examples: the black guy admitted on the radio that he was drunk. It's easy to point fingers, hard to wait for the facts
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YouTube - AC Transit Bus Fight - Interview MICHAEL THE BLACK GUY THAT GOT BEAT UP - Epic Beard Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch#v=Nf8ZD...eature=related <--- This was a great interview of EBM.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
double post-a-ments!
is this a level? you can't seriously ride a bus in oakland full of black people and ask a random black person how much for a quick shine, my brotha and not expect at least ONE of the people on the bus to get offended. also, should prolly have a better defense against him being a racist lined up than "i woulda asked a chinaman, too." then, he proceeds to roid rage and get into his "what now? step! try and kick my ass and see what happens!" state, and i'd grade his overall instigation as like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10.
i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of startin shit.
btw, i'm totally amber lamps in this situation
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It was that stupid bitch behind the camera that instigated. I really dislike that whore.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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