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11-03-2007, 08:40 AM
Post subject: enlighten us
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say something enlightening here
heres mine: you only live once
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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it's easier to make a hungry person sharp than it is to make a sharp person hungry.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Miffed22001
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the reason i am so fat is because every time i screw your mom she gives me a cream cake.
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people claim that life is too short, but it is the longest thing we will ever do.
and yall should read some einstein quotes. that guy was like way smart
http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshir...einQuotes.html
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do the right thing.
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when pointing the finger , you have 3 pointing back at you.
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Nothing in this world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of education derelicts. Perseverance and determination alone are omnipotent."
- Calvin Coolidge, thirtieth President of the United States (1923-1929)
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Don't be a bitch.
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Nothing in this world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of education derelicts. Perseverance and determination alone are omnipotent."
- Calvin Coolidge, thirtieth President of the United States (1923-1929)
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I'm not sure if I could say that reading this quote years back changed my life, but finding the same message in my mind certainly did.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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gabe
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good job so far, i expected much worse
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Heres one I thought up while watching some basketball movie:
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Power corrupts. Total power, totally corrupts.
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It's easier to get forgiveness than permission
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ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!
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Originally Posted by gabe
good job so far, i expected much worse
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ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!
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ding ding ding
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mrhappy333
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Originally Posted by Renton
ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!
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RENTON, its:
cat shit, rat shit, dirty old twat, 69 douche bags tied in a knot.
sucker fucker muther fucker, pigs fuck too.
I'm a fuckin muther fucker ,who the fuck are you!
I learned this in high school a LONG time ago and have never known where it was from?
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Power corrupts. Total power, totally corrupts.
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"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.".
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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what goes around comes around
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
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If at first you don't succeed.. try and try again.
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UG
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come strong or don't come at all
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If you're going to punch someone in the face aim for the back of the head.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
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Originally Posted by Renton
ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!
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RENTON, its:
cat shit, rat shit, dirty old twat, 69 douche bags tied in a knot.
sucker fucker muther fucker, pigs fuck too.
I'm a fuckin muther fucker ,who the fuck are you!
I learned this in high school a LONG time ago and have never known where it was from? |
mine was from the great literary mind George Carlin.
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jyms
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If you're going to punch someone in the face aim for the back of the head.
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yes
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You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: 'Did he have passion?'
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boost
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Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
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rza is the man.
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boost
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
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Certainly fear is born of duality
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