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a500lbgorilla

07-12-2008, 10:44 PM Post subject: EMERGENCY FREE MONEY ON PSTARS

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95477292
95477292
95477292
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go to this tourny and play.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.

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a500lbgorilla

07-12-2008, 10:45 PM

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2 seats left, me mcat miffed redzilla spoon and a random donkey

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.

Galapogos

07-12-2008, 11:01 PM

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4-of-a-Kind

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I couldn't find it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

spoonitnow

07-12-2008, 11:02 PM

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Dealer: AKMin, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
Dealer: Game #18773803089: osys wins pot (556)
reDZill4: i dont think the fish know how to play
Miffed22001: HOW MUCH DID I LOSE
spoonitnow: sry i don't
500lbgorilla: nope
spoonitnow: when you told someone you won the bbj
500lbgorilla: they clearly dont
spoonitnow: were they like
spoonitnow: but how much did you lose
spoonitnow: and you were like
spoonitnow: $3.40 b/c i played horse withs ome ftr hustlers ldo
Miffed22001: 45K OR SO
Dealer: osys, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
reDZill4: lol.
reDZill4: how big was your BBJ? and how much did u blow on what?
Dealer: Game #18773824718: AKMin wins pot (260)
spoonitnow: WHO SAID BLOW
Miffed22001: 79K FOR THE FIRST
spoonitnow: nm thought i was matusow for a min
Miffed22001: 24K WENT ON A HOUSE AND 12K ON FURNMITURE
Dealer: reDZill4, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
Moderator107 [Moderator]: Hello Players. We ask that our tables maintain dignity and respect from all players. Thank You for your understanding of this matter, may everyone have the best of luck.
reDZill4: LOL
Dealer: Regular time for player reDZill4 has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Miffed22001: YES
spoonitnow: roflmao
Miffed22001: A MODERTAOR RAILOR
reDZill4: SORRY MOD
Dealer: reDZill4, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
reDZill4: ILL KEEP IT REAL
Miffed22001: MOD
Ragnar4 [observer]: rofl
Miffed22001: RAIL US
Miffed22001: PLEASE
reDZill4: YEAH IMA BOUT TO TAKE IT DOWN
spoonitnow: someone report redzill4 for keeping it real
Miffed22001: OTHERWISE ILL SPAM THE MOD BOX
mcatdog: hey Moderator107
reDZill4: WHEN KEEPIN IT REAL GOES WRONG
500lbgorilla: hay mod
500lbgorilla: im a mod too
Miffed22001: MOD
Dealer: 500lbgorilla, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
mcatdog: WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
Miffed22001: WATS YOUR NAME?
reDZill4: HEY IM GONNA PASTE THE EMAIL IN IRC
Miffed22001:

spoonitnow: i've got aces
spoonitnow: wrong table
Dealer: 500lbgorilla has Lo: K,Q,6,4,A
Dealer: goldiel1 has Lo: T,8,6,4,A
reDZill4: DONT SAY THAT
Dealer: Game #18773844990: goldiel1 wins pot (864) with Lo: T,8,6,4,A
reDZill4: someone will know

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripptyde

I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.

spoonitnow

07-12-2008, 11:04 PM

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Moderator107 [Moderator]: Hello Players. Please be reminded that all chat is to be clean and friendly at the table. If you wish to block a players chat, right click on their name and select the "block chat" feature. Good luck and enjoy your game.

spoonitnow

07-12-2008, 11:12 PM

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Hello spoonitnow -

We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat priv-
ilege for 24 hours as a result of your chat on 2008/07/12.

Name-calling and disparaging remarks about another member's
race, nationality, gender, or sexual preference is against
the Card Room Rules.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that
what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using
spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor
is a violation of the Card Room Rules.

At the end of 24 hours, your chat will automatically
be reinstated. There is no need to write to support.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team

The following chat was observed
500lb buttlove
on dem hoes
WHO SAID BLOW

aka_red

07-12-2008, 11:15 PM

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Hello reDZill4 -

We are writing to warn you that your chat on 2008/07/12 violates
PokerStars policy. Please be advised that repeated violations will
result in the suspension of your chat privilege.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not
allowed.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that
what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using
spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor
is a violation of the Card Room Rules.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team

The following chat was observed
f off ill berate fish if i want too
miffed ur chkn sht

[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face

spoonitnow

07-12-2008, 11:16 PM

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Miffed22001 [observer]: OH MY GOD RIGGED
Dealer: spoonitnow has two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Game #18774103030: spoonitnow wins side pot (724) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: reDZill4 has two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Game #18774103030: reDZill4 ties for main pot (232) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Game #18774103030: spoonitnow ties for main pot (232) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
moderator6 [Moderator]: Sorry

moderator6 [Moderator]: Please be reminded to keep all chat clean and friendly.
Dealer: AKMin, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
500lbgorilla: run like god for two hands and yer chiplead in this donkfest
500lbgorilla: NICE SUCKOUT SPOON
reDZill4: lollll
reDZill4: im so good
500lbgorilla: 4 bet with air
Dealer: AKMin has timed out - hand is folded
500lbgorilla: i had QQ
500lbgorilla: thats two queens
Miffed22001 [observer]: MOD
goldiel1: how many times do they get warned lol
moderator6 [Moderator]: Yes?
Dealer: spoonitnow has a pair of Aces
Dealer: 500lbgorilla has two pair, Aces and Deuces
Miffed22001 [observer]: BAN THEM ALL FOR SUCKING OUT
Dealer: Game #18774113410: 500lbgorilla wins side pot (2406) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Dealer: reDZill4 has two pair, Aces and Kings
500lbgorilla: soooooo e
reDZill4: SHIP ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
moderator6 [Moderator]: All depends
500lbgorilla: z
Dealer: Game #18774113410: reDZill4 wins main pot (796) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Miffed22001 [observer]: ON ME
reDZill4: IM BACK IN THIS BABY
Miffed22001 [observer]: WHY DID I LOSE
reDZill4: hey mod6
Miffed22001 [observer]: FISRT
reDZill4: can you tell lee to ship to me 1 time
Miffed22001 [observer]: JUST BCOZ I FT'ED EARLIER
Miffed22001 [observer]: IT ISNT FAIR
reDZill4: ONE TIMEEEEEEEEE
Dealer: osys, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
Miffed22001 [observer]: MOD SHIP ME 10K
500lbgorilla: spoon raises with ANY TWO CARDS
500lbgorilla: he just always has an ace thoug
Miffed22001 [observer]: FROM THE STARS SUPERUSER ACCOUNT
Miffed22001 [observer]: PLZ
moderator6 [Moderator]: lol you mean play money 10k?
500lbgorilla: mod!!!
Miffed22001 [observer]: OH YEAH GO ON THEN
500lbgorilla: can you ship me playmoney 100k?
Miffed22001 [observer]: THATLL DO
moderator6 [Moderator]: Yes?
Dealer: Game #18774132353: spoonitnow wins pot (850)
500lbgorilla: or like 1mil play money?
Miffed22001 [observer]: YES
500lbgorilla: that'd be awesome
Miffed22001 [observer]: 10K PLAYCHIP CHAMP
reDZill4: MOD I N EED SOME PLAY MONEY
moderator6 [Moderator]: Awww, sorry, we are not allowed to give or receive chips or money

reDZill4: IM GONNA LOSE IT ALL HERE
moderator6 [Moderator]: We all do I think
reDZill4: PLZ MOD IM REALLY POOR
Dealer: goldiel1, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
reDZill4: JUST SEND ME SOME PLAY MONEY

spoonitnow

07-12-2008, 11:18 PM

#9 (permalink)

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moderator6 [Moderator]: We are not allowed to have a drink while working

totally random and nothing to do with the convo

a500lbgorilla

07-12-2008, 11:20 PM

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PokerStars Game #18774210063: Tournament #95477292, $3.00+$0.40 HORSE (Omaha Hi/Lo Limit) - Level VII (150/300) - 2008/07/12 - 19:18:55 (ET)
Table '95477292 1' 8-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: mcatdog (1865 in chips)
Seat 2: osys (1225 in chips)
Seat 3: AKMin (2022 in chips)
Seat 4: spoonitnow (2348 in chips)
Seat 6: 500lbgorilla (1356 in chips)
Seat 8: reDZill4 (3184 in chips)
500lbgorilla: posts small blind 75
reDZill4: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 500lbgorilla [7c 2s Th Ah]
reDZill4 said, "NOWAIUT"
mcatdog: raises 150 to 300
reDZill4 said, "U CANT"
reDZill4 said, "ILL START LOZING"
osys: calls 300
AKMin: folds
spoonitnow: raises 150 to 450
500lbgorilla: raises 150 to 600
Betting is capped
reDZill4 said, "ONLY FOR YOU BABY"
reDZill4: folds
mcatdog: calls 300
osys: calls 300
spoonitnow: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [3s 7h Jd]
500lbgorilla: bets 150
mcatdog: raises 150 to 300
osys: calls 300
spoonitnow: raises 150 to 450
500lbgorilla: raises 150 to 600
Betting is capped
mcatdog: calls 300
osys: calls 300
spoonitnow: calls 150
*** TURN *** [3s 7h Jd] [7d]
500lbgorilla: bets 156 and is all-in
mcatdog: raises 144 to 300
osys: calls 25 and is all-in
spoonitnow: raises 300 to 600
mcatdog: raises 65 to 665 and is all-in
spoonitnow: calls 65
*** RIVER *** [3s 7h Jd 7d] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mcatdog: shows [As 5s 8c Ad] (HI: two pair, Aces and Sevens)
spoonitnow: shows [Jc 8h 5c Kh] (HI: two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
mcatdog collected 1018 from side pot-2
500lbgorilla: shows [7c 2s Th Ah] (HI: three of a kind, Sevens)
500lbgorilla collected 393 from side pot-1
osys: shows [6h 4c Ac 2h] (HI: a pair of Sevens)
500lbgorilla collected 5050 from main pot
No low hand qualified
500lbgorilla said, "uhhhh i winnnn!"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6461 Main pot 5050. Side pot-1 393. Side pot-2 1018. | Rake 0
Board [3s 7h Jd 7d 9c]
Seat 1: mcatdog showed [As 5s 8c Ad] and won (1018) with HI: two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: osys showed [6h 4c Ac 2h] and lost with HI: a pair of Sevens
Seat 3: AKMin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: spoonitnow (button) showed [Jc 8h 5c Kh] and lost with HI: two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 6: 500lbgorilla (small blind) showed [7c 2s Th Ah] and won (5443) with HI: three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 8: reDZill4 (big blind) folded before Flop

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.

a500lbgorilla

07-12-2008, 11:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

moderator6 [Moderator]: We are not allowed to have a drink while working

totally random and nothing to do with the convo

Not true, i was asking him to take a drink with me.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.

aka_red

07-12-2008, 11:39 PM

#12 (permalink)

Moderator

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Location: house

Posts: 903

I would like to inform you of your excellent moderator, Moderator6. Very professional, helped us work out serveral chat violations that was occuring during my tournament. I apperciate his help very much and he is of excellent character. Please forward this to him. Also make sure he gets like employee of the month or whatever. because he just keeps it so real and that i appreciate.

YOURS TRULY,
REDZILL4

P.S. SHIP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
NAMEAN CUZ HE JUST KEEPS IT SO REAL
AND HE NEEDS A PAYRAISE YOU FEEL ME
CUZ HIS WERK IS REALLY HARD MAN.
I LOVE THAT GUY

[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face

aka_red

07-13-2008, 12:23 AM

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Hello Erik,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars Support.

I have forwarded your email regarding Moderator 6 to a Chat Supervisor who
will, if possible, pass your comments onto the Moderator. Chat Supervisors
are responsible for managing Chat Moderators.

You may be interested to know that Chat Moderators are in fact volunteer
players and are not employees of PokerStars.

If you require further assistance please contact us again.

Regards,

Joseph
PokerStars Support Team

[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face

spoonitnow

07-13-2008, 12:30 AM

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Quote:

You may be interested to know that Chat Moderators are in fact volunteer players and are not employees of PokerStars.

Holy shit.

Halv

07-13-2008, 12:30 AM

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pro crastinator
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Quote:

You may be interested to know that Chat Moderators are in fact volunteer
players and are not employees of PokerStars.

OMG can I trade in my FTR modship for this?

ædit: damnit spoon don't sneak it in there
(thats what she said)

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07-13-2008, 12:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Quote:

You may be interested to know that Chat Moderators are in fact volunteer players and are not employees of PokerStars.

Holy shit.

QFT. Who in their right mind moderates chat "just for fun"?!?!?!!!!

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Jack Sawyer

07-13-2008, 12:50 AM

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Jack Sawyer will become famous soon enough

there are people who play play money tourneys too

there sure are some crazy fuckers out there

My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...

Quote:

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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI

badgers

07-13-2008, 01:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

there are people who play play money tourneys too

there sure are some crazy fuckers out there

lol

3k post - Return of the blog!

aka_red

07-13-2008, 01:15 AM

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Moderator

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made my wpp too high...

[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face

spoonitnow

07-13-2008, 06:50 AM

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Your post got cut off, post the rest.

aka_red

07-13-2008, 06:54 AM

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Moderator

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omg right at the good part too

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mrhappy333

07-13-2008, 12:26 PM

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Zomg FunnY

3 3 3 I'm only half evil.

Miffed22001

07-13-2008, 12:59 PM

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lolz

Even my chat got into trouble

AND I WOZ THE ONE GETTING BULLIED!!!!!!!

Hello Miffed22001 -

We are writing to warn you that your chat on 2008/07/12 violates
PokerStars policy. Please be advised that repeated violations will
result in the suspension of your chat privilege.

The use of vulgarity at the tables is against the Card Room
Rules.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that
what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using
spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor
is a violation of the Card Room Rules.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team

The following chat was observed
fking jacks

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