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Old 07-12-2008, 02:37 PM     Post subject: Egg-laying? (nsfw) #1 (permalink)  
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I don't know which is weirder, this or the sneezing fetish forum that I found after redzill4 told me people had sneezing fetishes and I didn't believe it.
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Old 07-12-2008, 04:05 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I think the sneezing fetish forum would be funnier. Link?


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Old 07-12-2008, 04:25 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Are u sure shes laying the eggs and not stuffing them in her hole???
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:26 PM #4 (permalink)  
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oh Tifa, once the proud girlfriend of Cloud... Oh how far the mighty have fallen.

I'll bet she got paid in coke to take that pic.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:31 PM #5 (permalink)  
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oh Tifa, once the proud girlfriend of Cloud... Oh how far the mighty have fallen.

I'll bet she got paid in coke to take that pic.
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:35 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:35 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I think the sneezing fetish forum would be funnier. Link?
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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This thread started awesomer, and only got better.

http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/for...howtopic=29141

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Old 07-12-2008, 05:44 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I have the loudest sneezes ever (I have on many occasions had entire lecture halls turn to stare at me) I need to pick up one of these chicks that are hot for sneezing......
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:45 PM     Post subject: Re: Egg-laying? (nsfw) #10 (permalink)  
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and is this sneeze fetish eroticism related?
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:52 PM #11 (permalink)  
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my friend goes all freaky when he sneezes and does like 4 in a row.

true story.
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:55 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I posted the link above btw
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:36 PM #13 (permalink)  
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[x] another quality spoonitnow thread
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:26 PM #14 (permalink)  
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http://www.hentaispy.com/attachment....2&d=1194491763

I don't know why it's so funny but I laughed out loud for probably 2-3 minutes after seeing this.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:53 AM #15 (permalink)  
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its like octapenis or something
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:27 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I always sneeze in 3's
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:55 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I used to do two decent sized sneezes. Now I just do one monster one.


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Old 07-14-2008, 12:08 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I told my BF about the fetish awhile back after we'd been dating for few months. But recently I admitted to a fantasy of him inducing, since he doesn't sneeze very often. He was ready and willing to do it when I told him but I kinda freaked out at the idea. I really want to have him sneeze when we're alone because that's never happened but I get really embarrassed and uncomfortable even talking about my fetish with him. And when I say uncomfortable I'm talking gut-twisting tension-wracking uncomfortable. I want him to induce but I'm afraid that I'll be so uncomfortable that I won't get anything out of it and it will just end up being embarrassing and awkward for me. Help??

http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/for...howtopic=29116
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:30 AM #19 (permalink)  
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somebody needs to troll the hell out of that board

i think i might just hafta do it. prolly not tho since id put a lot of work into being like the greatest troll of all time
 
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:30 AM #20 (permalink)  
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I still kinda feel like the sneeze fetish forum is a lvl on the interwebs in its entirety
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:37 AM #21 (permalink)  
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sneezing fetish would make sense if u are the sneezer, its one of the most intense experience along with orgasm, taking a dump, etc.
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:57 AM #22 (permalink)  
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sneezing fetish would make sense if u are the sneezer, its one of the most intense experience along with orgasm, taking a dump, etc.
hahahaha! wow... I don't even know what to say...

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Old 07-14-2008, 07:52 AM #23 (permalink)  
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there sure are some crazy fuckers out there
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holy shit i just saw the pictures and i gotta confirm


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So I went through the entire registration process, and when I finally had finished, I kept getting this error message when trying to open up various forums:

No topics were found. This is either because there are no topics in this forum, or the topics are older than the current age cut-off.

So, I figured it was because I was a new poster but it turns out that I can't access any of the links now. WTF?! Does an admin have to approve first?


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Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

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Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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