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Old 11-16-2006, 08:23 PM     Post subject: Early New Year's Resolution #1 (permalink)  
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Seeing as how I saw Christmas decorations up before Halloween, I figured I'd join in the insanity rather than trying to resist it. So I'm making my New Year's Resolution in mid-November, which is: to diligently record my sessions in detail and begin a blog of some sort in order to improve my poker game. Ah hell, may as well make another one: do volunteer work.

Have a happy New Y... uh... Thanksgiving
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:37 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Now that I'm single, I want to sleep with a redhead, asian, african, hispanic, and a soccer mom...in the back of her minivan right before she has to go PICK UP THE KIDS FROM PRACTICE. Man, I'm awesome.
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:33 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Now that I'm single, I want to sleep with a redhead, asian, african, hispanic, and a soccer mom...in the back of her minivan right before she has to go PICK UP THE KIDS FROM PRACTICE. Man, I'm awesome.
I want to sleep with all these women minutes before you do.

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Old 11-16-2006, 09:42 PM #4 (permalink)  
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HA, I was just thinking about my New years resolution in the shower.(weird) So I'm gonna start mine early

Its to lose 30 L B S's before I see my girlfriend in April
And to keep my +EV at poker
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:51 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:53 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I have a MILF here at my house, she's a soccer Mom too,
Will trade one night for newer younger Non Milf
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:54 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:49 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 11-17-2006, 05:26 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:09 PM #10 (permalink)  
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You know Lukie's g/f?
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:12 PM #11 (permalink)  
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You know Lukie's g/f?
you can do better than that. Every poster on here thought that. Warpe, we expect you to do better, much better.
 
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:38 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Reminds me of that family guy in the south where that little girl (must be 9 or 10) says to Meg "My daughter would just love you!"
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I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
Reminds me of that family guy in the south where that little girl (must be 9 or 10) says to Meg "My daughter would just love you!"
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