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Old 05-12-2007, 01:47 AM     Post subject: .e #1 (permalink)  
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:12 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I dangle the string way too high.

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Old 05-12-2007, 05:23 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 05-12-2007, 05:27 AM #4 (permalink)  
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alcohol works better if you are just looking to bang stuck up chicks. waaayyy better. no acting necessary.

The thing is, nobody actually wants to 'keep' the kind of girl that you need to pretend to be rich/famous to get, so that's not really an issue. They are just there for fun.
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Old 05-12-2007, 11:08 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I'd be lying if I said I read this but Jishu are you coked up right now? I remember seeing seeing two really long posts from you yesterday (neither of which I've read yet) and it makes me wonder where you're getting this self-reflective energy from.

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Old 05-12-2007, 12:11 PM #6 (permalink)  
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my motto:
treat them like shit and they will love you forever.

which means....
The guy I am now, you would think that I really didnt care, and I had a stable of bitches back on the ranch. I dont. But I aspire. Basic strat involves not caring, letting them know that, give them a couple compliments and then back off.

Dont be the needy guy, or the super nice guy...ever!
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:30 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:37 PM     Post subject: Re: Another topic: Josh levels the field #8 (permalink)  
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you are lying on the floor hoping to be played with.
gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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Old 05-12-2007, 02:19 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Pelion: I was referring do the string analogy. Sort of came out wrong, but I thought people would get it. Good post, tho. I lold.

Rilla: im was on a coffee binge. And I had some free time and I just got to thinking. Nothing goes up my nose
 
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:52 PM #10 (permalink)  
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lol

i honestly dont knwo what to say to this self-something-or-other-stuff.
do you get laid enough?
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:09 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:03 PM #12 (permalink)  
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It's really about deciding what you want out of women (or girls).

If you just want to fuck every night, how do you want it? If it's by a lot of different girls then your line of thinking is definitely correct. You need to pick up multiple targets, juggle and balance. If you want one girl to be with everynight (maybe rotating this girl every 3-6 months) you'll need a different strategy.

It's kind of like poker. There isn't one winning strategy, and most people have leaks in their game. Decide what you want, and what style will fit your personality. Then tweak your game until it's successful.
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so why are we not happy at just getting laid until we find somone to make babies with?
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Old 05-12-2007, 10:23 PM #14 (permalink)  
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It's really about deciding what you want out of women (or girls).

If you just want to fuck every night, how do you want it? If it's by a lot of different girls then your line of thinking is definitely correct. You need to pick up multiple targets, juggle and balance. If you want one girl to be with everynight (maybe rotating this girl every 3-6 months) you'll need a different strategy.

It's kind of like poker. There isn't one winning strategy, and most people have leaks in their game. Decide what you want, and what style will fit your personality. Then tweak your game until it's successful.
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I usually just pull their pigtails and shove them in the mud... usually works for me.
 
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Swig: This doesnt mean I want to keep juggling multiple targets. Lets assume this is poker. Hands represent girls. The guy you describe only sees .. 10K hands. During that time, he is playing tight/passive, waits for hands to hit and cashes in because his oppoenents consist of bigred and rillas coke dealer.

Now our other guy is playing 120K hands per month. Dont ask me how, maybe he doesnt sleep. And 30 tables. Anyways, we know he will have a much better understanding of the game / and his opponents / since in poker you really have no friends, assume oppoenents.

*snorts a line*

All im saying is the more you get the more you learn. And by get I mean sex and by learn I mean sores.

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Old 05-13-2007, 04:46 AM #17 (permalink)  
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