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Old 04-16-2008, 03:57 PM     Post subject: Dwarfie... #1 (permalink)  
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 ...u made so many obv drunk posts last night we need a trip report.



 
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:01 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 LOL... the trip report was given in IRC... I'm NOT making this up.

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Old 04-16-2008, 04:13 PM #3 (permalink)  
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[09:41pm] [kingnat] D-man!
[09:41pm] [dwarfman] lol fuckhead?
[09:41pm] [kingnat] ftr500?
[09:41pm] [dwarfman] man
[09:41pm] [dwarfman] i soent
[09:41pm] [dwarfman] $80 tonight
[09:41pm] [dwarfman] on alvohol
[09:41pm] [dwarfman] NOW WHO WANTS TO GO HU4ROLLX!

[09:42pm] [dwarfman] i was dribking smirfonn ice and then afershcok

[09:43pm] [dwarfman] looks
[09:43pm] [dwarfman] you gays
[09:43pm] [dwarfman] i ahd
[09:43pm] [dwarfman] 7 smirnoff ice
[09:43pm] [dwarfman] 2 shots
[09:43pm] [Bbickes-away] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[09:43pm] [kingnat] WOOOOOOOOOOOOo....
[09:43pm] [dwarfman] and i'm 5'9

[09:43pm] [dwarfman] I'M 5 FOOT FUCKING 9

[09:44pm] [dwarfman] bud > all
[09:44pm] [dwarfman] but club i went to did not serve bud

[09:45pm] [dwarfman] yo Bbickes
[09:45pm] [dwarfman] if you ahd mirnoff icead then 2 shts
[09:45pm] [dwarfman] i dare you not o be runk

[09:46pm] [dwarfman] i[m not 21
[09:46pm] [dwarfman] BUT I AM OF LEGAL AGE IUB MY COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE

[09:48pm] [dwarfman] it took me 3 attnts to geet compuier password right
[09:48pm] [dwarfman] i; gonna make use of it
[09:48pm] [dwarfman] and do compuetr stuff
[09:48pm] [dwarfman] lo

[09:52pm] [kingnat] his a funky donkey brit
[09:52pm] [dwarfman] fuck off
[09:52pm] [dwarfman] borish american
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:30 PM #4 (permalink)  
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 He's 5'9"??


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 04-16-2008, 05:24 PM #5 (permalink)  
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 5'9" isnt short at all. but doesn't he weigh liek 100 lbs?

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He's 5'9"??
Only if he's standing on a 6er of smirnoff ice.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:34 PM #7 (permalink)  
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5'9" isnt short at all.
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:46 PM #8 (permalink)  
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average height for males is 5'10, so it isn't really that short
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:58 PM #9 (permalink)  
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he's not short

i'm shorter than him
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:48 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Lol...

Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:10 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Lol...

Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.
At which point did you grow so much that night?


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Old 04-16-2008, 11:31 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.
At which point did you grow so much that night?
I'm not a midget, but I weigh only just over 100lbs so I'm not exactly the most imposing figure in the world. Hence the name dwarfman!
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