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strangebird
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01-10-2005, 01:26 AM
Post subject: Dutch Boyds Fall From Grace
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Flush
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Whats up Dutch... Did Fischman steel your piggy bank!!
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Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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If I had the money I would do it just so I could make him wear a shirt that says "DaNutsInYoEye OWNS Dutch Boyd!"
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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steelwheel
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Straight
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Is that really dutch boyd? or one of those lame asses posing as him?
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There is more to poker than life
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4-of-a-Kind
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i don't know why he mentions it in his blog on his website but doesn't include a link to the ebay site.
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mike4066
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hi blog does mention it..
as for why "the crew" isn't sponsering him, his quote is "Don't Shit where you eat"
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Lucid
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Straight
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I don't see this as a fall from grace. Whoring yourself on ebay seems like a good way to make tournament money.
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TylerK
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tell us how you really feel, Rippy.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Molinero
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I have to admit, if I had the money I'd be tempted...if for no other reason than the fact that Fischman annoys the piss out of me.
One of my favorite moments in the WSOP was when Fischman was asked "When's your book coming out?" after he jawed at Doyle. Priceless moment, and I never even saw who it was that said it.
Anyone remember?
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"We thought you was a toad!"
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Fnord
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It's no accident that many tourney players are either wealthy via other means or constantly going broke.
The variance is killer.
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RD Olivaw
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Straight
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Is Fischman 5'1", or all all the other guys 6'5" ??
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<Ripptyde> I either steal.....have the nuts...or fold
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koolmoe
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This is my favorite part of the listing:
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Finally, I will also commit a couple hours to helping the winning bidder with their own poker game.
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At least when he busts out you'll still get some poker lessons. Lesson 1 - making desparation calls. Frankly, I'd rather he teach me a few chip tricks. 
Lessons from Dutch Boyd - $1825
Lessons from the greatest MTT tourney player in recent history - $20
Someone's got the value proposition wrong here.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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*scratch* My lessons are 30 bucks. Not 20.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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AvatarKava
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
*scratch* My lessons are 30 bucks. Not 20.
-'rilla
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Exactly.
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Jesse K
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Ok I'm new to knowing anything about professional poker players.
Can someone just give me a little backround why Dutch is banned from poker sites and owes people a lot of money?
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Xianti
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Okay. Okay. I deleted my post referencing those other topics.
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jokerindapack
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Dutch Boyd actually has grace *scratches head*?
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"You can't lose what you don't put into the middle, but you can't win much either." - Rounders
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FyrFytr998
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Dutch Boyd is God's failed attempt at poker humor. Lame ass Rounders reject.
Can someone just beat his ass already and be done with it.
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Toasty
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I actually read an old trip report of Boyd's on RPG a 7CS tourney. It was pretty funny he pretty much played like a noob (to the point that Chip Jett's wife went around the whole tourney telling everyone how bad he had played a hand to suck out on her) after a few hours no one would speak to him, I think he bubbled in the end.
He was trying to justify his raiseing with nothing but someone who plays 7CS pulled his plays apart . . . this was pre poker spot too so it wasn't because he was a thief.
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Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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strangebird
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Haha. Check this one out.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
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Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
-- Calvin and Hobbes
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kling
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Winning bidder of this auction will win 1/2 hour of phone time with me, to be used for poker/life related questions.
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LMAO! This is getting crazy...
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aka wildwest15
They all know me as a small timer, but that's about to change.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by strangebird
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Problems in paradise, Bret?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Humphrind
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Sounds like Bret is doing great. He's on the right path to success. Cut off ties with Dutch and do everthing in your power to blackball Dutch.
Now Dutch has to have money to play poker. Geez! What is this world coming to. 
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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soupie
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Flush
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Is it just me, but doesnt Dutch Boyd look exactly like Scott Peterson?
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Jason Moffatt
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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At WSEX they were taking bets on the Scott Peterson trial. Now that is some sick and twisted $%@#!!!!.
Damn, I should of layed a grand on guilty.
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LeFou
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Originally Posted by strangebird
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Just one hour? Is he really that busy or could he not bring himself to make it a Dutch auction.
/me flogs himself in penance for stupidass joke.
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