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Old 08-10-2006, 07:23 PM     Post subject: durp #1 (permalink)  
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I have to take my car to the shop for my A/C. All my friends work (lame-O) so I drive my car and bike home.

9 mi as I'm pulling into the driveway, not bad. I go up to the door and I don't have my keys. I left my entire key ring with my car, durp.
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:29 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:36 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 11:48 PM     Post subject: Re: durp #4 (permalink)  
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I have to take my car to the shop for my A/C. All my friends work (lame-O) so I drive my car and bike home.

9 mi as I'm pulling into the driveway, not bad. I go up to the door and I don't have my keys. I left my entire key ring with my car, durp.
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if not then just stupid

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Old 08-10-2006, 11:53 PM     Post subject: Re: durp #5 (permalink)  
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I have to take my car to the shop for my A/C. All my friends work (lame-O) so I drive my car and bike home.

9 mi as I'm pulling into the driveway, not bad. I go up to the door and I don't have my keys. I left my entire key ring with my car, durp.
if you are a fatso, smoker, and a drunk, then this is god's way of telling you something
if not then just stupid

i'm all four---yes grandslam
Pretty sure that's what liver damage, lung cancer, and heart attacks are for...
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:55 AM #6 (permalink)  
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