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spoonitnow
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12-25-2008, 06:13 PM
Post subject: Dumb Poker Gifts
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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A sweatshirt:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wesrman
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
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I actually LOL'd pretty hard at this.
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12-25-2008, 08:14 PM
Post subject: Re: Dumb Poker Gifts
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#3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
A sweatshirt:
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if you don't like it, ship it over to me
I'll pay the shipping cost
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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at least its not some WSOP or WPT branded craptacular crap. This looks like someone actually paid to have to custom embroidered.
That being said, I would never wear this, and a custom mouse pad would have been a better gift imo.
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kb coolman
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 596
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Originally Posted by wesrman
I actually LOL'd pretty hard at this.
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Me too. Still giggling a little.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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ask for the one with
"I don't have a gambling problem....
.....SO SHUT THE FUCK UP."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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my Nan bought me a "Poker for Beginners".
I was like "Bitch please, I'ma $50nl Balla"
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
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Originally Posted by flomo
ask for the one with
"I don't have a gambling problem....
.....SO SHUT THE FUCK UP."
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Jesus christ, I need this shirt.
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nibbles
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 374
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I'd wear it to Atlantic City every time.
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