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Old 02-11-2006, 07:27 AM     Post subject: drunken post christening #1 (permalink)  
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i spelled that right, hahahahahahah

i christen this weekend, keep druinknmg evyerone

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Old 02-11-2006, 07:30 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:35 AM #3 (permalink)  
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god, your'e both so gay.

with that said.

LET THE ALCOHOLIC POSTS BEGIN
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:49 AM #4 (permalink)  
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If you can spell christening, you're not drunk enough.
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important newsflash

i'm drunk, and am drinking currently
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:20 AM #6 (permalink)  
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If you can spell christening, you're not drunk enough.
pancake bunnies should be shot, ahahaha
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:27 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Ill fucka all of your mothers.
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Ill fucka all of your mothers.
My mo said u skipped her, u ass hole
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:38 AM #9 (permalink)  
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bigred, do you have AIM?

i'm thinkign a drunk conversation between you and me could be pure gold
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:43 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:44 AM #11 (permalink)  
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I spell perfectly when I'm drunk.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:46 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Then you're obviously not drunk enough.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:48 AM #13 (permalink)  
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bangin chix and shit
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:49 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Then you're obviously not drunk enough.
When I'm drunk, I will go back and meticulously correct all my typos until it's finally perfect. It might take me an hour to type something, but at least it doesn't look like I'm drunk ...



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Old 02-11-2006, 08:50 AM #15 (permalink)  
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well i stumbled in at 2 a.m. all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

and mary mcgregor, she was a pretty whore
she'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep
for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

well i once loved a girl, a child im told
i gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
so now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
ill stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:56 AM #16 (permalink)  
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well, i gained some respect for you zach.

quoting dropkick murphys=+EV. oh how i love that song.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:57 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 04:55 AM #18 (permalink)  
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hahahha prozach = courtie of men. minus the nice body. minus the charisma. basically just the bitch.

make me a mf sammich.
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:40 AM #19 (permalink)  
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and she's also not a moron.
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:47 AM #20 (permalink)  
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and she's also not a moron.
and she doesnt look like shrek.
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:49 AM #21 (permalink)  
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heeeeeeeey, lets make out.
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:58 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:42 AM #23 (permalink)  
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