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    I had problems being a total dick and losing my temper when I was smashed, I didn't get violent but kind of scary for others I guess. My solution was to get a shitty basement apartment about an hour outside the city, lie and said I got a night job, than play ps3 there with a bottle of burboun. It's a real shithole too so sometimes I'll split a fifth with one of the homeless dudes and let them crash they can be pretty chill and usually have enough money for booze if i can give them a roof for the night... plus they can't really complain if you yell and throw shit.
    Point being just keep drinking and find a shithole crash pad if you can, it's no ones business if you want to be all drunk and pissy."
    this man is a genius!
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    Lol POTY
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    Ha...I don't have a problem with my drinking...it's everyone else's problem so fck 'em.

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    A drinking problem is running out of booze, or not being able to find any homeless friends to play video games with while drinking.
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    I'd rather have the second problem than the first. Running out of JD is # 1 deadly sin.

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    Running out of JD is # 1 deadly sin.
    I feel the same way about weed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    I'd rather have the second problem than the first. Running out of JD is # 1 deadly sin.
    Just cracked a fresh bottle.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    this is where living on your own becomes a convenience
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    When are your homeless friends (bikes, dranger) joining you, m2m?
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