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This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.
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hey man i was drunk tonight but im already recovering i guess. alcohol is cool or whatever
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i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
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i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
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I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?
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i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
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I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?
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More alchoholz
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I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
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When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.
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Alcoholic, or you're doing it wrong.
Been "on" for 6 hours. Woot.
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I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
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love the stuff
and J&B
and most other scoths
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imma gettin spanked at NL, but imma gettin my drink on. imma makin these incredible reads but peeps are sucking out on me its teribad
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.
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shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
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When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.
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shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
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tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...
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When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.
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shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
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tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...
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Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.
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FUCK MIE LIFE NAOTD NOT BEINGE ABLE TO WIN A FLUCKING FLIP ALL FKINGI TNIGHT
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When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.
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shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
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tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...
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Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.
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BEieng aliergic to latex isbteh fucking cageyst thing everr
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woot, early start tonight!!!
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spakling wine, red wine and beers over here
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spakling wine, red wine and beers over here
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You're a drinking pimp sir. I just had 2 hours at a happy hour, then got left because all my friends have to work tomorrow (10p, LAME)
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cheers swig!
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mom bought me bourbon for xmas, so weeeeee
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sngs so much more fun when drunnk
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wtf fail
on another note:
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soooo good, you'll prob onot appreciate drunk though
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SnGs drunk soound like attempting to fuck cats..
i'd like ot have a houmors pun h line there, but i can't think or shit. so fuck u guys.
I've been fukin' cunted for most of Xmas break. it's great.. I got a 12 pack of corona for xmas eve.. which i've railed on so mcuh... on these forums, mostly because I think people that buy it and like it are posers who could discover that driinking Miler lite with lime is like 95% the same thing for 1/2 the cost. So I did the equirvaltn of a hate fuck on that beer.. and chugged it out of the bottles.. it's was awesoem.. I booted tewice from the foam.
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1) please don't stop talking to me to hit on HS boys
2) It's hot you're in the army you don't have to protect yourself with those douche bags
3) why the fuck don't you go home asshole, she doesn't fucking like you
Fuck me for striking out at a college party
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props to eveyone contriubting here who's actually drukn.
You konw I <# U guys and we'll do something dirty cuz that's twhat we dooes.
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happy new years motherfuckers. I hope that each of you doesn't die in a fire.
Also, please to be sending me money so I can buy shots. The more money you send me, the more shots I drink, I think we can go for epically drunk.
You may notice that I haven't posted like a retard for the last 70 some odd words. Well bitches, I've arlready drank a bottle of champagne, I just have the common sense to proofread. It's really too bad that my punctuation sucks, though.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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You have no idea. This hoe had fuckign Ds hanging out of her shirt and didn't even like douche who would n't ufkcin gleave. I would have dtakne care of theat shit. She'd be happy , what'as wrong, nothking
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i can't tell if I'm drunk or just on some ridic adrenalin rush... alllls I gotzta say is..
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ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it
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ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it
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ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it
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It's the thought that counts
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same for me, 3rd time is a charm!

I think I maybe just took a shot, but there's no shot glass, so maybe I'm just trying to show Max and Ben my mad Katrate skills or something
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Fuck you, I'm drunk but my grammar is perfect!
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hmmm i was drinking whiskey again last nite, angry drunk
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MOTHERFUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tomorrow is my last day of X-mas break. I am sad. I don't have kids in class until Wednesday, just bullshit meetings Mon/Tue, but still.....
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drinking for no reason except it's sarturday woot!!
I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.
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I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.
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in college we used to have "whiskey nights." it involved drinking ridiculous amounts of whiskey. just about every time somebody woke up with a black eye or knot on their head and nobody knew what happened.
awesome days.
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lolz
My stance has always been that it doesn't make me angry, but it makes others angry with me.
I still love it
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