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    Quote Originally Posted by badgers View Post
    did a bankitdrew and pulled a fattie

    although this may be beyond fattie

    it was a bit like this pic



    ok not that bnad

    but still

    shje was big
    lololol it happens to the best of us...
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    No. No it doesn't

    Not even close
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    Your not the best of us.
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    once upon a time i learned that the only difference between garnering the attraction of hot women vs ugly women is your opinion of yourself
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    the whole weekend. Yay memorial day
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    birthday was may 31

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    It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!
    Nice! Golfing and drinking ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!
    I golfed yesterday and played golden tee Monday.
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    Summer is here!


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    Summer is here!
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    ante up with your ass cuz you ain't got a penny
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    Kinda wanna eat beef goulash right now.
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    Fried egg sangwiches wid afuckload of mayo is are da bomb.
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    WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    There maybe shoulds be a parallel thread to this one for hangovers.I guess I woke up still drunk so whatever.Can someone bring me some pazole?Maybe I gos gets a bloody.Yeah,spicy bloody,with some of those pickled string beans and shit.Horseradish,a shit ton of horseradish.
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    I would like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. Hey, everyone, thanks for keeping this thread alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    There maybe shoulds be a parallel thread to this one for hangovers.I guess I woke up still drunk so whatever.Can someone bring me some pazole?Maybe I gos gets a bloody.Yeah,spicy bloody,with some of those pickled string beans and shit.Horseradish,a shit ton of horseradish.
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...fw-170030.html

    or

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ad-174099.html

    take you pick
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    Nice,so much for the search button.I think I'll go with the 2nd one tomorrow as I won't be sleeping w/ any fat chicks.
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    Is there a high thread cause I should have been posting in it last night? I love being back in nyc. They delivered right to our curb and then my gf and I smoked while watching Zak and Miri Make a Porno. Justin Long is so fucking funny in that high school reunion scene.
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    YES I FOund THIS SHIT finally, club med in bali, is the fucking SHIT

    DUDE drunk womanz plus abit of pokaz and like lots of booooooze = fucking fantastic

    FUCK I LOVE THE GAEM
    "Common sence isn't really that common"




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    Quote Originally Posted by amifat View Post
    YES I FOund THIS SHIT finally, club med in bali, is the fucking SHIT

    DUDE drunk womanz plus abit of pokaz and like lots of booooooze = fucking fantastic

    FUCK I LOVE THE GAEM
    wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Is there a high thread cause I should have been posting in it last night? I love being back in nyc. They delivered right to our curb and then my gf and I smoked while watching Zak and Miri Make a Porno. Justin Long is so fucking funny in that high school reunion scene.
    I like to use any and all threads for my high thread. So many epiphanies reading anything that its a shame to limit it to one area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    wat
    fuck I posted that, FML
    "Common sence isn't really that common"




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    tonight someme came up to my table and started talkong to his mate "yeah nah I'm out I had pockeg jacks and I raised and hits retard called, flop came jack three three, I shoved all in and he called with a flush draw and hit on the fuckibng river such bullshit". The bst part is that kniwing that place the story could be 100% true as how he went out
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    tonight someme came up to my table and started talkong to his mate "yeah nah I'm out I had pockeg jacks and I raised and hits retard called, flop came jack three three, I shoved all in and he called with a flush draw and hit on the fuckibng river such bullshit". The bst part is that kniwing that place the story could be 100% true as how he went out
    But, but...never mind.

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    Poker in the dunk thread in the commune!? I'm in la for work. We're done by 11a, I have 2 at lunch, 1 in my room, go walk around, find a brewhouse, free hotel happy hour in 30 min, don't have anything to do till 10a. Woot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    Poker in the dunk thread in the commune!? I'm in la for work. We're done by 11a, I have 2 at lunch, 1 in my room, go walk around, find a brewhouse, free hotel happy hour in 30 min, don't have anything to do till 10a. Woot!
    Gotta late start but I'm catchin up pretty damn kwik.About an hour north of you.Got nothin to do til...fuck,I aint got nothin to do.clinkclink drinkdrink.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    to micro brew, got eight beer sampler. Boss went to room, this thread convinced me to not be lazy. Viva la bigred
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Went to see Ron White at a local comedy club tonite.Place doesn't hold more than 100 peeps and it was 15 bucks to get in.150 bucks for drinks.Alls good.Wha eva.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    I rly rly rly hate your avatar. SupaAhole
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    I rly rly rly hate your avatar. SupaAhole
    Why is this ok.Whatever man.I don't know you.I don't call you an asshole.I don't give a fuck what your avatar looks like.Should I put in a picture of some random chic that none of you are gonna get to fuck anyway?Deal with it.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.
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    How long did it take you to type that?Anyway,theres a difference between random letter reversal and implied meaning.I don't call people an asshole unless I think their an asshole.Doesn't matter.I'm Fn drungover and prolly a little pissy.I'm not mad at dranger.Drunk thread.Whatever.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    That was awesome rilla.

    Supahaole, relax brah. THICK SKIN NAH MEAN
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    That was awesome rilla.

    Supahaole, relax brah. THICK SKIN NAH MEAN
    Yeah I know.Next bonghits on me.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.
    "...But research by Keith Rayner and his colleagues at the University of
    Massachusetts, Amherst, has demonstrated that people do read about 12 -
    percent slower
    with the kinds of misspellings in the scrambled paragraph..."

    Fck you Rilla for wasting 12 percent of my time spent reading your post!
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Yeah I know.Next bonghits on me.
    I like you a lot more now that I know you A.) Own a bong and B.) Take hits off it on the regular.
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    Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.

    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.


    Yep,you just got flipped off from a dude wearing a pink tiera.Epic fail!
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    I noticed the dbag goatee and the cool refreshing taste of Coor's Light before I noticed the tiara.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    "...But research by Keith Rayner and his colleagues at the University of
    Massachusetts, Amherst, has demonstrated that people do read about 12 -
    percent slower
    with the kinds of misspellings in the scrambled paragraph..."

    Fck you Rilla for wasting 12 percent of my time spent reading your post!
    12 percent slower for you would be practically reading backwards
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    12 percent slower for you would be practically reading backwards

    haha....wait, what?
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    More drinky, less blah blah blah

    In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

    Good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    More drinky, less blah blah blah

    In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom with me, sucks me off and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

    Good stuff.
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