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    This is my drink right now. I'm enjoying it.

    I like my whiskey with an 'e' thank you very much.
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    trying not to open my lagavulin since im past the point of being able to enjoy

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    bourbon and coke zero i love thee.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    chelle's on the liquor EH. look out world
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    fuck the world again tonight.

    buorbon and diet orange soda


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    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    buorbon and diet orange soda
    Whoa! I'm trying to decide if that even sounds good

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    fuck you all.

    i love you all.


    ante up with your ass cuz you ain't got a penny
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    fuck bitches get money.

    im still typing correctly so that means more bourbon.


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    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Fuck bitches, get money.

    I'm still typing correctly so that means more bourbon.
    fyp. i think you best call it a night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    fyp. i think you best call it a night.
    lol coming from the guy who (whom?) I've never seen use a capitol.
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    Fuck me. Did I just question the use of whom in the drunk thread.

    Banhammer imo.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    lol coming from the guy who (whom?) I've never seen use a capitol.
    ha, good point. luckily enough, i was just kidding. i mean, c'mon, "best call it a night"? pffft
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    I'm pretty upset right now.
    I'm sober again.

    The fuck is this shit?


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    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    lol coming from the guy who (whom?) I've never seen use a capitol.
    Capital, I assume you mean. Capitol is like Capitol Hill, which is located in Washington D.C., which is the capitAl of the US of A. But don't worry, I'm just jealous that y'all are getting hammered and I'm sober and stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    which chelle is an alcoholic?


    ante up with your ass cuz you ain't got a penny
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    Capital, I assume you mean. Capitol is like Capitol Hill, which is located in Washington D.C., which is the capitAl of the US of A. But don't worry, I'm just jealous that y'all are getting hammered and I'm sober and stuff.
    c'mon, seriusly...grammer and spelling in the drunk thred

    FTW - jack and coke is my friend

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    which chelle is an alcoholic?
    lol
    just me trying to drown sorrows, sorry broski


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    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    Grammar nazi shit aside. I'm pretty fucking drunk right now and I could give a shit about A or O or whether or not whiskey should have an e in it. But it should. Cuz its better with one. just sayin.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Oh chelle!!!

    HI!!!!!!!!
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Grammar nazi shit aside. I'm pretty fucking drunk right now and I could give a shit about A or O or whether or not whiskey should have an e in it. But it should. Cuz its better with one. just sayin.
    I almost grammar nazied yer capital/capitol or watfukever but then I was like. fuck. can't do that to supa in the drunk thread.

    not the time and place, too many fucks given
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I almost grammar nazied yer capital/capitol or watfukever but then I was like. fuck. can't do that to supa in the drunk thread.

    not the time and place, too many fucks given
    every fuck is appreciated.

    choo doin?
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    Is it the can with the ball inside?

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    confirmed can with ball. can't watch that youtube clip because my parents' computer isn't clever enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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    fuck I was drunk last night. head is a little angry at me for it this morning. advil and 'erb to make everything alllllright
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    i've found a recipe for making hefewiezen palatable. it ain't pretty.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Sake, sapporo and something called a tweekin' puerto rican. Feeling no pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    i've found a recipe for making hefewiezen palatable. it ain't pretty.
    mmmm hefeweizen
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    also, discovered cider isn't so bad. bottle of magner's it was. further recommendations?
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    Yeah, I like apple juice too. Hefewiezen takes like camel urine.
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    Guinness from a can is infinitely better than Guinness from a bottle; I can't even drink that bitter, bottled piss. I hear there's a red-headed dame in Ireland from whom you can suckle Guinness from her tits. If you can't get it from her, a tap is pretty much the 2nd closest thing to a divine experience that you can find in this life. If you need help figuring out what number 1 is, then god help you, my abstinent friend.
    ...
    It's not a ball it's a widget, you heathens. Go and dunk your heads in water, and admit your shame.

    You know why the head on Guinness is such a perfect density of foam and creaminess? It's 'cause there's no CO2 in Guinness. They use N2. That's right, diatomic Nitrogen. Just like the air you breath. Guinness is a god damn breath of fresh Irish air... And a meal. That sweet nectar will sustain you.

    More awesomeness about Guinness:
    Guinness Physics - Sixty Symbols - Physics and Astronomy videos

    But, my drunken monkey ass is here to go on about the freaking stations at 10NL on Bovada. I freaking love these guys! They'll call me down with a raggy T on a AJTr flop and J turn and J river. They've made all-in shoves with TPSK (top pair, shit kicker) on single-suit boards. For fuck's sake, I've gotten it in w/ QQ on a 9 high board and got called by KT. They'll call any bet on the flop. ANY. FUCKING. BET. It cost me 4 BI to figure out to move my C-bets to the turn. But then... I don't think ROFLMAO is even enough to express my shock and delight.

    Seriously, 5NL is harder than 10NL on Bovada. That said, I'm probably one of maybe 30 10NL players, so stay off my turf, bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    fuck you all.

    i love you all.
    This. Srsly. Fuck off <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    Yeah, I like apple juice too. Hefewiezen takes like camel urine.
    Can you hook me up with some camel urine? What's your source?
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    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Supplement 500mg magnesium and 25mg zinc nightly and your drinking capacity WRT ability to withstand next-day lethargy will increase by 50-100%. Guaranteed
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    what happened?
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    nothing. but in the words of daniel day lewis in there will be blood and i see nothing worth liking
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    i am the same

    things can change
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    Magnesium supplements are also wonderful for stopping jaw ache the day after boshing a load of pills.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Magnesium supplements are also wonderful for stopping jaw ache the day after boshing a load of pills.
    what in the shit did i just read
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Magnesium supplements are also wonderful for stopping jaw ache the day after...(use your imagination)
    fyp

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    is cybering really that tough on the jaw?
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    i wanna watch cabin in the woods but i cant because im the worlds most sensitive person and i pee my pants whenever loud sounds and sudden movements happen in movies
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    what in the shit did i just read
    Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    Yeah let's start quoting my favourite films.

    One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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    ongies gonna ong

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