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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
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shots to help with digestion after food is such a cocktease
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
I was too drunk to post last night
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I turned and drunkenly slurred some words in the direction of the girl sitting next to me at the bar. When she responded with her raspy, mildly deep voice I took note of her slightly broad shoulders, lanky frame, her bigger-than-they-should-be hands, and what may very well have been an adam's apple. I distinctly remember mentally shrugging, "she's got at least two good holes."
That's how drunk I was.
p.s. thankfully after our brief exchange, some guy she had been talking to came and sat between us. I'm pretty sure he left with her.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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both to balance me out so I'm just derp imo
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Does anyone else giggle uncontrollably when they see Colin Hanks??
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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I would, once again, like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. I smile every time it's 'bumped'
P.S. I may be under the influence at the moment
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(='.'=)
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggoootsssss
oh my god every thing is heavy
i think im drunk
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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Oh my god, you're all fag.
Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy
two smirnoffs and i am drunk
god this is so awesome i love it
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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OngBonga
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: England
Posts: 1,053
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
two smirnoffs and i am drunk
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You'd be a cheap date.
I'm cracking a one litre bottle of smirnoff open very soon, things a-gonna get messy.
Happy New Year everyone, even you bikes.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
ongies gonna ong
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celtic123
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: **Officially**The worst poster on FTR
Posts: 708
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Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 .
after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free.
I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one please.
she said , sorry , the offer only applies when 2 people are eating together.
so my mate pipes up , yea. Ill have a jacket with cheese and beans .
so she goes im kitchen and updates the order.
mine comes out first . I get stuck in.minutes later. The second one comes out . Escorted by the chef.
oh. Tl;dr
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: in ur accounts... confiscating ur funz
Posts: 2,452
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HAPPY NEW YEAR WHOOOO!!
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 THREE
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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wtf, first post in 18 days??????
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 827
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Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
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I prefer this very positive message. i am currently severely cunted. csb and such. 17 days is an atrocity. tru stouurey.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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drunk by 3pm. passed out by 9. awake at midnight. still kinda drunk.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?
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Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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The plane doesn't leave until 1400 and the clock's reading only just gone 7pm?
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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Holy fuck. I'm still tipsy. Went out. Bought a $7 beer. Said fuck this. Went to liquor store. Bought a $8 flask of Hennessy. Snuck that shit back in the bar. Success.
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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lots of wine, but a couple of beers first. Lets hope my beer before wine theory holds up by morning.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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rong
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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The theory holds.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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JKDS
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Chandler, AZ
Posts: 1,024
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Did you guys know that if you just vomit up all the alcohol, then you dont get a hangover? It was a pretty cool surprise
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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I call it TC for tactical chunder. One of the best pieces of knowledge I possess.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Airport bar, you're the only one that gets me.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Play the werewolf drinking game. FINE ILL MOD SIGN UP SHEET
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...
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nh sir
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Roid_Rage
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: He just wins, mmkay?
Posts: 395
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Fuck yea, captain and sprite w/ awesome pizza.
Heartburn like a motherfucker!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
cock sauce and anything asian is great  |
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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drunk enough to post! guinness & pale ale THATS WAT SHE SAID
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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Went to bar. Got drunk. Got punched in the jaw. Then had sex here. All said it was a good night.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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also, fuck you imageshack. you suck.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,448
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this is getting to be my drunk drunk...drunk?
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...
...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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sup kids. In that rare range of drunk, but not so wasted I immediately pass out.
8 hours in, girl sleeping on couch, which is sadly where the night ends...
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(='.'=)
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Sasquach991
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Rat Cheer
Posts: 1,012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...
...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.
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^^this
Wife's still out of town
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"Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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Hoopy
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Riverballs
Posts: 777
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tonight was a good night
absinthe ftw
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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pretty sure every absinthe night I've ever had ended up a "too fucked to post in this thread" night.
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,448
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I am drinking the boost recommendation of Gruet.
IT's fucking amazing
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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I'm about to start drinking ale. better post before things get toooo crazy
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!Luck
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Under a bridge
Posts: 1,367
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Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by !Luck
Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
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I hear it's a great way to score milfs 
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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Quote:
Originally Posted by !Luck
Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
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Dude, this will turn you itno me.
Getting off wheat and barley and shit for 2 weeks to see if I'm allergic. No beer and worse no jack. Drinking vodka all weekend sucks. Gonna try some rice beer later.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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Hawk
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Flush
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 367
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jw black for me. not drunk yet, but getting there!
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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lots of ale anerb !
WIN!ING!
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.
bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by supa
Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.
bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!
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Well I suppose I can forgive your bailing on us given the amount of bacon involved...
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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drank a silver of olde english last night. There's something comforting about drinking with old friends and drinking what we used to drink back in high school.
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come drink sake and eat bacon wrapped stuffs!!!!!!!!!
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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oh shit
I was thinking the other day about how we never met up. I just bought a motorcycle, but I need to get insurance and tinker with it a bit before I'd trust it to take me all the way up there and back. We def should get up though.
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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Sunday morning(ish) pazole.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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