Drunk Thread

**kiwiMark** · 12-27-2011 07:01 PM

shots to help with digestion after food is such a cocktease

**boost** · 12-27-2011 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by d0zer

I was too drunk to post last night

I turned and drunkenly slurred some words in the direction of the girl sitting next to me at the bar. When she responded with her raspy, mildly deep voice I took note of her slightly broad shoulders, lanky frame, her bigger-than-they-should-be hands, and what may very well have been an adam's apple. I distinctly remember mentally shrugging, "she's got at least two good holes."

That's how drunk I was.

p.s. thankfully after our brief exchange, some guy she had been talking to came and sat between us. I'm pretty sure he left with her.

**givememyleg** · 12-27-2011 07:48 PM

**d0zer** · 12-27-2011 09:08 PM

both to balance me out so I'm just derp imo

**BennyLaRue** · 12-29-2011 04:42 AM

Does anyone else giggle uncontrollably when they see Colin Hanks??

**swiggidy** · 12-29-2011 04:54 AM

I would, once again, like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. I smile every time it's 'bumped'

P.S. I may be under the influence at the moment

**Chelle** · 12-31-2011 03:29 AM

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggoootsssss
oh my god every thing is heavy

i think im drunk

**Chelle** · 12-31-2011 03:55 AM

Oh my god, you're all fag.

Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy

two smirnoffs and i am drunk

god this is so awesome i love it

**OngBonga** · 12-31-2011 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Chelle

two smirnoffs and i am drunk

You'd be a cheap date.

I'm cracking a one litre bottle of smirnoff open very soon, things a-gonna get messy.

Happy New Year everyone, even you bikes.

**celtic123** · 12-31-2011 08:02 PM

Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 .
after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free.
I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one please.
she said , sorry , the offer only applies when 2 people are eating together.
so my mate pipes up , yea. Ill have a jacket with cheese and beans .
so she goes im kitchen and updates the order.
mine comes out first . I get stuck in.minutes later. The second one comes out . Escorted by the chef.
oh. Tl;dr

**oskar** · 12-31-2011 11:30 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR WHOOOO!!

**givememyleg** · 01-01-2012 12:04 AM

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 THREE

**givememyleg** · 01-18-2012 05:30 AM

whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

**givememyleg** · 01-18-2012 05:31 AM

wtf, first post in 18 days??????

**kingnat** · 01-18-2012 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by givememyleg

whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

I prefer this very positive message. i am currently severely cunted. csb and such. 17 days is an atrocity. tru stouurey.

**supa** · 01-18-2012 07:00 AM

drunk by 3pm. passed out by 9. awake at midnight. still kinda drunk.

**swiggidy** · 01-20-2012 04:55 AM

Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?

**bigred** · 01-20-2012 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?

Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...

**kiwiMark** · 01-21-2012 04:38 PM

The plane doesn't leave until 1400 and the clock's reading only just gone 7pm?

**boost** · 01-21-2012 07:24 PM

Holy fuck. I'm still tipsy. Went out. Bought a $7 beer. Said fuck this. Went to liquor store. Bought a $8 flask of Hennessy. Snuck that shit back in the bar. Success.

**rong** · 01-22-2012 11:00 PM

lots of wine, but a couple of beers first. Lets hope my beer before wine theory holds up by morning.

**rong** · 01-23-2012 08:53 AM

The theory holds.

**JKDS** · 01-23-2012 04:12 PM

Did you guys know that if you just vomit up all the alcohol, then you dont get a hangover? It was a pretty cool surprise

**kiwiMark** · 01-23-2012 06:03 PM

I call it TC for tactical chunder. One of the best pieces of knowledge I possess.

**bigred** · 01-25-2012 09:53 PM

Airport bar, you're the only one that gets me.

**a500lbgorilla** · 01-26-2012 12:06 AM

Play the werewolf drinking game. http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...et-189740.html

**swiggidy** · 01-26-2012 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by bigred

Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...

nh sir

**Roid_Rage** · 01-28-2012 09:32 PM

Fuck yea, captain and sprite w/ awesome pizza.

Heartburn like a motherfucker!

**d0zer** · 01-29-2012 03:40 AM

drunk enough to post! guinness & pale ale THATS WAT SHE SAID

**supa** · 02-05-2012 09:12 AM

Went to bar. Got drunk. Got punched in the jaw. Then had sex here. All said it was a good night.

**supa** · 02-05-2012 09:13 AM

also, fuck you imageshack. you suck.

**bikes** · 02-11-2012 12:31 AM

this is getting to be my drunk drunk...drunk?

**d0zer** · 02-11-2012 12:57 AM

bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...

...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.

**swiggidy** · 02-11-2012 03:54 AM

sup kids. In that rare range of drunk, but not so wasted I immediately pass out.

8 hours in, girl sleeping on couch, which is sadly where the night ends...

**Sasquach991** · 02-11-2012 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by d0zer

bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...

...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.

^^this
Wife's still out of town

**Hoopy** · 02-12-2012 01:48 AM

tonight was a good night

absinthe ftw

**d0zer** · 02-12-2012 03:24 AM

pretty sure every absinthe night I've ever had ended up a "too fucked to post in this thread" night.

**bikes** · 02-26-2012 12:12 AM

I am drinking the boost recommendation of Gruet.

IT's fucking amazing

**d0zer** · 02-26-2012 12:26 AM

I'm about to start drinking ale. better post before things get toooo crazy

**!Luck** · 02-26-2012 12:27 AM

Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant

**d0zer** · 02-26-2012 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by !Luck

Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant

I hear it's a great way to score milfs

**supa** · 02-26-2012 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by !Luck

Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant

Dude, this will turn you itno me.

Getting off wheat and barley and shit for 2 weeks to see if I'm allergic. No beer and worse no jack. Drinking vodka all weekend sucks. Gonna try some rice beer later.

**Hawk** · 02-26-2012 03:26 AM

jw black for me. not drunk yet, but getting there!

**d0zer** · 02-26-2012 03:41 AM

lots of ale anerb !

WIN!ING!

**supa** · 02-26-2012 03:32 PM

Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.

bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!

**d0zer** · 02-26-2012 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by supa

Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.

bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!

Well I suppose I can forgive your bailing on us given the amount of bacon involved...

**boost** · 02-26-2012 04:48 PM

drank a silver of olde english last night. There's something comforting about drinking with old friends and drinking what we used to drink back in high school.

**supa** · 02-26-2012 04:55 PM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come drink sake and eat bacon wrapped stuffs!!!!!!!!!

**boost** · 02-26-2012 06:52 PM

oh shit

I was thinking the other day about how we never met up. I just bought a motorcycle, but I need to get insurance and tinker with it a bit before I'd trust it to take me all the way up there and back. We def should get up though.

**supa** · 02-26-2012 07:55 PM

Sunday morning(ish) pazole.

12-27-2011 07:01 PM #651
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12-27-2011 07:12 PM #652
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 9,047 Location Chicago	Originally Posted by d0zer I was too drunk to post last night I turned and drunkenly slurred some words in the direction of the girl sitting next to me at the bar. When she responded with her raspy, mildly deep voice I took note of her slightly broad shoulders, lanky frame, her bigger-than-they-should-be hands, and what may very well have been an adam's apple. I distinctly remember mentally shrugging, "she's got at least two good holes." That's how drunk I was. p.s. thankfully after our brief exchange, some guy she had been talking to came and sat between us. I'm pretty sure he left with her.

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12-27-2011 07:48 PM #653
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12-29-2011 04:54 AM #656
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12-31-2011 03:29 AM #657
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12-31-2011 03:55 AM #658
Chelle View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 1,197 Location in the kitchen	Oh my god, you're all fag. Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy two smirnoffs and i am drunk god this is so awesome i love it
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12-31-2011 06:45 PM #659
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,371 Location England	Originally Posted by Chelle two smirnoffs and i am drunk You'd be a cheap date. I'm cracking a one litre bottle of smirnoff open very soon, things a-gonna get messy. Happy New Year everyone, even you bikes.
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12-31-2011 08:02 PM #660
celtic123 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jun 2008 Posts 1,124 Location UK	Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 . after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free. I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one please. she said , sorry , the offer only applies when 2 people are eating together. so my mate pipes up , yea. Ill have a jacket with cheese and beans . so she goes im kitchen and updates the order. mine comes out first . I get stuck in.minutes later. The second one comes out . Escorted by the chef. oh. Tl;dr
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12-31-2011 11:30 PM #661
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01-18-2012 06:25 AM #665
kingnat View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 2,832	Originally Posted by givememyleg whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all. I LOVE YOU ALL. I prefer this very positive message. i am currently severely cunted. csb and such. 17 days is an atrocity. tru stouurey.
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02-05-2012 09:13 AM #681
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01-18-2012 07:00 AM #666
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01-20-2012 04:55 AM #667
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01-20-2012 05:49 PM #668
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01-21-2012 04:38 PM #669
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01-21-2012 07:24 PM #670
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01-22-2012 11:00 PM #671
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,791 Location behind you with an axe	lots of wine, but a couple of beers first. Lets hope my beer before wine theory holds up by morning.
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01-23-2012 08:53 AM #672
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,791 Location behind you with an axe	The theory holds.
	With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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01-23-2012 04:12 PM #673
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01-23-2012 06:03 PM #674
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01-25-2012 09:53 PM #675
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01-26-2012 12:06 AM #676
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01-26-2012 04:00 AM #677
swiggidy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 7,813 Location Waiting in the shadows ...	Originally Posted by bigred Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time... nh sir
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02-05-2012 09:12 AM #680
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	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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02-11-2012 12:31 AM #682
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02-11-2012 12:57 AM #683
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02-11-2012 03:54 AM #684
swiggidy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 7,813 Location Waiting in the shadows ...	sup kids. In that rare range of drunk, but not so wasted I immediately pass out. 8 hours in, girl sleeping on couch, which is sadly where the night ends...
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02-11-2012 06:33 AM #685
Sasquach991 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2008 Posts 1,251 Location Rat Cheer	Originally Posted by d0zer bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'... ...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight. ^^this Wife's still out of town
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02-12-2012 01:48 AM #686
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