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Old 12-04-2005, 07:36 AM     Post subject: drunbken post iij rhyme hahahahaha #1 (permalink)  
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 OOMG IM SO DRUNK CAUDE I BEEN DRINKING
its got me sitting here and thinking
damn im do drunk from beer and jim bean
what the hell can i say thats mean
hey look i bet dmang bust his whole roll
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i want to smack her with my yu know who
time to pass out but i must say
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:41 AM #2 (permalink)  
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i'm kinda drunk too
how are you
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:06 AM #3 (permalink)  
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hey red, sup boo
i'm kinda drunk too
how are you
Gabe, the only that that sucks worse than your rhymes is your game
Drunk, sober, stoned... the results are always the same
The biggest waste of time is reading your blog
I bet my bankroll that the last girl you porked was a fat, busted hog
You think you're hot shit with your butt buddy vqc at your side
Play me HU and I'll bust your ass with 74o like my name is Ripptyde
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:38 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Can't you drunks quit it
We've had enough
Stop saying rhymes
Just STFU
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Drunkeness is overrated,
As hangovers are always awaited.
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:24 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Drunkeness is overrated,
As hangovers are always awaited.
I've been very drunk these last two nights and not hungover either mornings.
something something something blornings.

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Old 12-04-2005, 02:34 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Drunkeness is overrated,
As hangovers are always awaited.
I've been very drunk these last two nights and not hungover either mornings.
something something something blornings.

-'rilla
Well aren't you lucky,
Erm.. Mr Plucky?
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:38 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:56 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I've been very drunk these last two nights and not hungover either mornings.
something something something blornings.

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Looks like we've got a Dr. Seuss on our hands!
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Old 12-06-2005, 03:45 AM #10 (permalink)  
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...anybody want a peanut?
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Old 12-06-2005, 04:02 AM #11 (permalink)  
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...anybody want a peanut?
Let's do this, I'm a cashew.

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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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if you give me a peanut
ill offer you a small cut
of my enormous man meat
which puts you in heat
youll want to touch it but--
my legs are forever shut
only i can touch and beat--
my big gi-normous man meat
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Old 12-06-2005, 09:21 AM #13 (permalink)  
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