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Old 09-01-2009, 07:06 PM     Post subject: <dranger> FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS #1 (permalink)  
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-->| dranger (~dranger@209-203-104-177.static.twtelecom.net) has joined #flopturnriver
<dranger> OMFG
<dranger> FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
<dranger> IT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
<Chelle> they not letting you join the club
<spoonitnow> Add that to your list of shit spoonitnow told you so
<dranger> NO
<dranger> I JOINED THE FUCKING CLUB
=-= Mode #flopturnriver +o spoonitnow by X
<SpeedcakeAFK> hmm
<dranger> (yes spooner was right)
<SpeedcakeAFK> what happened?
<dranger> so i fly out to San Diego today right (ten minutes ago)
<dranger> check in to the USO to get my shuttle up to Camp Pendleton so I can continue my training after my boot leave was up
<dranger> i go report into this asshole of a master gunnery sergeant
<dranger> he's like, "Are you an 03?" (infantry)
<dranger> "yes sir"
<dranger> "WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN DEVIL DOG?"
<dranger> "Uh... I was told to report in on September 1st Master Gunnery Sergeant"
<SpeedcakeAFK> is that all?
dranger> "BULL SHIT, I KNOW YOU WERE GIVEN RECRUITER'S ASSISTANCE ORDERS"
=-= SpeedcakeAFK is now known as SpeedcakeIsMobile
<dranger> (talking on the phone"
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> oh u just type slow
<SpeedcakeIsMobile>
<dranger> "Yes MGS, I WAS given RA orders, i decided not to take them" (we were told at boot camp it was optional"
<dranger> he spouts off about how im a stupid fucking poor excuse for a Marine
<dranger> and why the fuck wouldnt i take RA orders, et
<dranger> then he tells me, "Well, you got two fucking choices, stay here and sit up at Camp Pendleton for a week until your class picks up, OR fly your ass back home pronto"
<dranger> "GTFO of my sight before i make the decision for you"
<dranger> so here i am
<dranger> waiting 2 hours for a flight to atlanta
<dranger> because the Marine Corps is a fucking joke
<Chelle> lol
<dranger> im gonna go home
<dranger> get high as a motherfucking KITE
<dranger> come back out
<dranger> pop on the piss test
<Chelle> and get dishonorably discharged
<Chelle> lol good idea
<dranger> get a General Under Other Than Honorable conditions
<dranger> nope
<Chelle> you're smart
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> who paid for the ticket
<dranger> its not dishonorable lol
<Chelle> lol yeah sure
<spoonitnow> What happened to all of that discipline and shit
<spoonitnow> You were supposed to get
<dranger> fuck that
<dranger> that can eat my ass
<Chelle> he turned into a pussy
<Chelle> lol
<dranger> yes
<dranger> im a pussy
<spoonitnow> I'm lol'ing
<dranger> because i have to pay an extra $500
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<dranger> to receive training that is basically useless and i could learn with my unit
<dranger> WOW, THERES THE ENEMY
<Chelle> blah blah blah
<Chelle> things isnt going your way
<dranger> *points gun and shoots*
<dranger> ez game
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> who paid for the plane ticket
<Chelle> wah wah wah
<dranger> i did
<dranger> ty USMC again lol
<dranger> i like how chelle puts things in perspective
<dranger> lol
<spoonitnow> So let me get this straight
<spoonitnow> You're getting EXACTLY what you went in for
<spoonitnow> And you're mad about it
<dranger> i didnt get it to fly across the country and back in the same day
<dranger> lol
<dranger> or to get bitched out by some fat ass master guns
<dranger> for doing EXACTLY what im supposed to do
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<Chelle> uhm
<Chelle> i could have told you that people were going to yell aand scream at you
<dranger> lol
<Chelle> and if you cant handle that, then you shouldnt have signed up in the first place
<dranger> ...
<Chelle> but im loopy from meds
<dranger> i think i can handle that considering i made it through boot camp....
<Chelle> but you cant make it through this?
<spoonitnow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opAJtwyujvo
spoonitnow> The few
<spoonitnow> The proud
<spoonitnow> THE MARINES
<dranger> im mostly pissed off about the fact that i have to pay for two more plane tickets that more than likely WONT be reimbursed
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> ya we arent going to be able to sympathize too much :P
<dranger> because it will go down that I fucked up
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> it sounds like it sucks
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> but then Id say , lfdo
<dranger> lol
<dranger> yea
<dranger> im pretty much done ranting
<dranger> fuck em
<dranger> they want to give me another week of getting drunk and playing pokers, ill take it
<spoonitnow> Wow there are like 500 of these commercials I could link to
<spoonitnow> No way I could go through and find the perfect one for the occasion
<dranger> lol
<dranger> god i <3 irc
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Old 09-01-2009, 07:09 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 09-01-2009, 07:22 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-01-2009, 07:24 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 09-01-2009, 09:12 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 09-01-2009, 10:05 PM #6 (permalink)  
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 skimmed it, this girl i'm talking to is in the marines and flying to georgia tomorrow then to greece for 3 weeks.

related?

also, wah wah wah
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Old 09-01-2009, 11:03 PM #7 (permalink)  
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skimmed it, this girl i'm talking to is in the marines and flying to georgia tomorrow then to greece for 3 weeks.

related?

also, wah wah wah
Does she have as much sand in her uterus as dranger?
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:19 AM #8 (permalink)  
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skimmed it, this girl i'm talking to is in the marines and flying to georgia tomorrow then to greece for 3 weeks.

related?

also, wah wah wah
Does she have as much sand in her uterus as dranger?
Highly unlikely.

Story update, sitting in Atlanta, with a 3 1/2 hour layover. WOOOOO
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:26 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:37 AM #10 (permalink)  
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:46 AM #11 (permalink)  
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ooorah?
BOO-rah imo.

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Old 09-02-2009, 02:57 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:19 AM #13 (permalink)  
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skimmed it, this girl i'm talking to is in the marines and flying to georgia tomorrow then to greece for 3 weeks.

related?

also, wah wah wah
Does she have as much sand in her uterus as dranger?
not at all and she'd kick dranger's ass hands down, no questions asked
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:53 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:47 AM #15 (permalink)  
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The Marines are nothing more but a bunch of arogant pussies that cant do shit one on one.They're just another street gang that picks on people and actually makes society worse.Granted there are a FEW really kind ones that are great but MOST of them are fags with a big fucking head and a flat top.So yeah FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:07 AM #16 (permalink)  
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The Marines are nothing more but a bunch of arogant pussies that cant do shit one on one.They're just another street gang that picks on people and actually makes society worse.Granted there are a FEW really kind ones that are great but MOST of them are fags with a big fucking head and a flat top.So yeah FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:36 AM #17 (permalink)  
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hahaaha i totally forgot about this! that was a bad day for Dustin Ranger
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hahaaha i totally forgot about this! that was a bad day for Dustin Ranger
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:35 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Lulz, I've heard that a few times now. I never realized it looked like that til I think martyb in IRC pointed it out to me.
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The Marines are nothing more but a bunch of arogant pussies that cant do shit one on one.They're just another street gang that picks on people and actually makes society worse.Granted there are a FEW really kind ones that are great but MOST of them are fags with a big fucking head and a flat top.So yeah FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.
Anyone else find it weird that the above post was the dude's first ever on FTR, and he's ressing a thread over 3 months old to post some shit about how he hates marines, completely outta nowhere?

lol imo, either that or I'm missing somethin

also, funny story and glad this thread got ressed
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Old 12-24-2009, 03:41 AM #21 (permalink)  
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