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Old 06-14-2005, 06:06 AM     Post subject: dont mess with drunk gabe #1 (permalink)  
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anyone heard the nas song ether???

#2204607027: MRockafella wins $20 from the main pot with three of a kind, sevens with queen kicker.
MRockafella: ty
gunshorts: nice catch fish
showboatt: better kicker then me
#2204611133: jcmd04 wins $18.25 from the main pot with a pair of jacks.
MRockafella: gabe's a fish
gunshorts: ya
MRockafella: not me
gunshorts: its in his name
#2204614576: gabefish wins $6.25 from the main pot with a pair of jacks.
#2204619212: showboatt wins $1.75
gabefish: rocka
gabefish: pfft
gabefish: rockafella died of aids that was the end of his chapter
gabefish: and thats the dude you choose to name your poker name after?
MRockafella:
#2204620531: ek808 wins $6.5 from the main pot with a flush, queen high.
gabefish: put it together
gabefish: i rock hoes, you rock fellas
gabefish: and now yall try to take my spot, fellas?
gabefish: philly's hot rock fellas
gabefish: put yo in a dry spot fellas
#2204624982: BIGE5030 wins $12.5 from the main pot with two pairs, sevens and sixes.
gabefish: in a pine box with nine shots from my glock fellas
gabefish: foxy got you hot cause your face in her puss
gabefish: what you think, you getting girls now cause of your looks????
gabefish: negro please
gabefish: you no mustahce having with whiskers like a rat
gabefish: compared to beans you wack
gabefish: and your man stabbed un and amed you take the blame
gabefish: you, went from jaz to hanging with kane to irc to big
gabefish: and eminem murdered you on your own XXXX
gabefish: you a XXXX riding XXXgot
gabefish: you love the attentino
gabefish: queens niggas run you niggas, aks russels simmons
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:07 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:59 AM #3 (permalink)  
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drunk gabe is meannnn rapper

"gabefish: compared to beans you wack "

rhyme it up gabezor, rhyme it up.
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:15 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Gabe, you crazy.
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:36 PM #5 (permalink)  
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"Ether"

[gunshots]

[Nas talking]
("Fuck Jay-Z")
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You, what?
("Fuck Jay-Z")
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
("Fuck Jay-Z")

[Chorus]
(I) Fuck with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "God's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music
Check it

[Chorus]

[talking]
Ay yo, pass me the weed, pour my ashes out on these niggas man (no doubt)
Ay, y'all faggots, y'all kneel and kiss the fuckin ring

[Chorus]

I've been fucked over, left for dead, dissed and fogotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shit on me, spit on my grave (uh)
Talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly actin, envy hidin snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?
When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef
Started cockin up my weapon, slowly loadin up this ammo
To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle
This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid
When KRS already made an album called Blueprint
First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big
Dick suckin lips, whyn't you let the late, great veteran live

[talking]
(I...will...not...lose)
"God's son" across the belly, I prove you lost already
The king is back, where my crown at?
(Ill...will) Ill Will rest in peace, let's do it niggas

[Chorus]

Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watchin his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissin women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '88 you was gettin chased through your buildin
Callin my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smilin in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearin Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars
No jail bars Jigga, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hangin with little Chase
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Biggie and he's Puffy
Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Philly's hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my glock, fellas
Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?
Ne-gro please
You no mustache havin, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Beans you wack
And your man stabbed Un and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jaz to hangin with Caine, to Herb, to Big
And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit
You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons
Ha, R-O-C get gunned up and clapped quick
J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick
Your whole damn record label gunned up and clapped quick
Shawn Carter to Jay-Z, damn you on Jaz dick
So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
How much of Biggie's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?
Wanted to be on every last one of my classics
You pop shit, apologize, nigga, just ask Kiss
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:17 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:15 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vqchuang
drunk gabe is meannnn rapper

"gabefish: compared to beans you wack "

rhyme it up gabezor, rhyme it up.
nas is referring to jayz's labelmate, beanie siegel.
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