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chardrian
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08-21-2006, 09:17 PM
Post subject: Don't mess with the charizard
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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I won my second ever jury trial today.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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out of like 50 or 60 attempts?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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So you're a free man?
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Xianti
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Post a transcript of your closing statement, shemale.
EDIT: Are you allowed to do that? How about if you hide the names?
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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2 for ?
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Did you put your avatar away or set him free?
If you set him free should we fear for our lives?
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
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jacbmw
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nice work chardrian, what was it for?
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shysti
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
Did you put your avatar away or set him free?
If you set him free should we fear for our lives?
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He looks pretty harmless, a little misunderstood Im sure, poor guy
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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I am now 2 for 2.
Yes it was another inmate - but it was not a criminal case. He was suing a prison guard saying that he stole his medication.
I forgot to prepare a closing argument, so it basically consisted of a lot of umms, and then the lightbulb went off and I said "that plaintiff guy over there is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and this defendant guy I am representing is not so don't believe the guy in orange."
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Sounds standard, good work, your av should be a losing pic of the defendant.
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swiggidy
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congrats
Do you get goosebumps when you consider the possibility of defending a she-male?
If you successfully defended the she-male would your wife be down for a threesome?
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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I actually have a case against a shemale inmate.
The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by chardrian
I actually have a case against a shemale inmate.
The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
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Wait. You're on the side opposing the shemale??? How could you?!
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Originally Posted by chardrian
The state was paying for his hormones
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Good to know where my tax dollars are going.
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jyms
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Originally Posted by char
The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
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I guess it's a he now, without the hormones from the state
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Xianti
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Originally Posted by chardrian
I actually have a case against a shemale inmate.
The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
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Wait. You're on the side opposing the shemale??? How could you?! |
jawn-tee gets a stiffy thinkin 'bout the mangina!
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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I like this. Very good.
Well done Char.
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CaptainObviouss
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You are are a lawyer. Well done
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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This is an awesome thread.
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