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BennyLaRue
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08-12-2011, 09:06 PM
Post subject: The No One Answers Benny's Question Thread
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Full House
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Breastfeeding and the pill don't mix so unless I want to help populate the earf again super-quick, I have to use condoms. I've got some regular old Durex like I used to buy but I feel I can do better.
What are all the cool kids wearing these days?
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wufwugy
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kimono micro thin
put that durex in the trash where it belongs
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Sasquach991
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Just breastfeed now and then take your pill later 
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"Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"
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...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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BennyLaRue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquach991
Just breastfeed now and then take your pill later |
The smiley wrecked it.
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Full House
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Breast feeding acts as contraception
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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BennyLaRue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
Breast feeding acts as contraception
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And isn't fail safe.
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JL
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There are some pills that are safe to take while breastfeeding
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BennyLaRue
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Yes, let's feed "FDA approved" levels of estrogen to my boy through breast milk.
FOCUS, PEOPLE.
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mbiz
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Straight
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thin ones, or so im told.
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rong
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Full House
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Nothing is 100%. How about sleeping with someone else?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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kiwiMark
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did I miss the congratulations time?
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I think this thread us a nonchalant way of asking for Congrats.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Full House
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So, Congrats! If its your first, your life as you knew it is officially over, you'll age more this year than ever before and probably never sleep deeply again, but overall it's awesome right?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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BennyLaRue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
did I miss the congratulations time?
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Yes and no. It was 4 months ago. I mentioned it. I didn't make a big deal about it.
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kiwiMark
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I congratulated you then, although when I read this post I couldn't remember if that was you announcing you were expecting or the kiddy being brought into the world. I think now it was the latter.
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kiwiMark
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flomo
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Congrats on getting laid and good luck on doing it again.
Ass to mouth, no condom needed.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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We have a winner!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Monty3038
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Now that you've procreated. Get fixed. If you let her go back on the pill... be sure she loses the weight first (if she isn't naturally heavy) the blood clot risks with the pill are nightmarish, my ex had a DVT because of taking the pill and was disabled for weeks, had to take blood thinners for months afterwards.
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d0zer
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don't be a pussy, just pull out. It has a pretty high efficacy rate if you're disciplined. I've been doing it for years and the only time I've procreated was when I fired it in'er.
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kiwiMark
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You shoot blanks, bud. It's sweetle's kid.
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OngBonga
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Jesus, it's not fucking difficult. Just do her up the arse. Condoms are for gays who don't want AIDS.
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ongies gonna ong
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d0zer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
You shoot blanks, bud. It's sweetle's kid.
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your mother is a whore
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
your mother is a whore
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That's my woman you're talking about!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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d0zer
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fuck just discipline failed and fired one in her 
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BennyLaRue
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CASE IN POINT WHY THIS THREAD IS NECESSARY!!!
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d0zer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
CASE IN POINT WHY THIS THREAD IS NECESSARY!!!
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where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.
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rpm
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i thought benny was on a salary working for FTR as the commune comedian. you play poker benny?
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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life so much easier without having to worry about any of this
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.
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would think that with all the people you talk poker with that your opinion of this forum would be it's full of life nits.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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BennyLaRue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rpm
i thought benny was on a salary working for FTR as the commune comedian. you play poker benny?
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No respect, I tells ya.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by bikes
life so much easier without having to worry about any of this
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True, but many would say you're missing out on other aspects as well and those aspects make this all worth it. I mean, you're not saying wow life is so much easier because I have a hot barren naked slut begging me to take her at all times for my own pleasure and I don't have to worry about this.
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BennyLaRue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.
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Naw, dude, it's mostly Asians doing math.
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d0zer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Naw, dude, it's mostly Asians doing math.
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fuck, I hate asians and math. only slightly less than bikes does
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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shippppppppppppppppppp
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Galapogos
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Bbikies is a virgin?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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no.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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philly and the phanatics
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he got fucked by a big black dude when he was 12...thats why he's so bitter all the time
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celtic123
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I recommend the Condom.
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kiwiMark
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I think you'll find the Condom is only so effective because your partner in that pic is too young to reproduce anyway.
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celtic123
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In before kiwi suggests.....oh . Too late
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rpm
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well played sirs
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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if i was to need condoms again im restricted cause of a latex allergy. my friends swear by trojan fire and ice though.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Lucothefish
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there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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drmcboy
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man up and snip it
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)
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obv but why would u wear sheep skin or polyeurathane unless you have to, they are redic expensive in comparison
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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OngBonga
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ARSE
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ongies gonna ong
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kiwiMark
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)
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says the man from wales
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Lucothefish
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
obv but why would u wear sheep skin or polyeurathane unless you have to, they are redic expensive in comparison
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Buying Condoms? Find Where To Buy Skyn® Mates® Condoms
^ latex free, same price as normal ones. I must admit they smell quite different. Can you get them in the USA?
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Lucothefish
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Quote:
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says the man from wales
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Yes but it's compulsory here so I have an excuse
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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