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    Default The No One Answers Benny's Question Thread

    Breastfeeding and the pill don't mix so unless I want to help populate the earf again super-quick, I have to use condoms. I've got some regular old Durex like I used to buy but I feel I can do better.

    What are all the cool kids wearing these days?
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    kimono micro thin

    put that durex in the trash where it belongs
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    Just breastfeed now and then take your pill later
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquach991 View Post
    Just breastfeed now and then take your pill later
    The smiley wrecked it.
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    Breast feeding acts as contraception
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Breast feeding acts as contraception
    And isn't fail safe.
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    There are some pills that are safe to take while breastfeeding
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    Yes, let's feed "FDA approved" levels of estrogen to my boy through breast milk.

    FOCUS, PEOPLE.
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    thin ones, or so im told.
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    Nothing is 100%. How about sleeping with someone else?
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    did I miss the congratulations time?
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    I think this thread us a nonchalant way of asking for Congrats.
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    So, Congrats! If its your first, your life as you knew it is officially over, you'll age more this year than ever before and probably never sleep deeply again, but overall it's awesome right?
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    did I miss the congratulations time?
    Yes and no. It was 4 months ago. I mentioned it. I didn't make a big deal about it.
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    I congratulated you then, although when I read this post I couldn't remember if that was you announcing you were expecting or the kiddy being brought into the world. I think now it was the latter.
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    This interesting piece of knowledge brought to you by THOMSON NEWS NETWORK - ALL FACTS, ALL THE TIMES THAT WE REMEMBER THEM.
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    Congrats on getting laid and good luck on doing it again.


    Ass to mouth, no condom needed.
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    Protect dog
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    We have a winner!
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    Now that you've procreated. Get fixed. If you let her go back on the pill... be sure she loses the weight first (if she isn't naturally heavy) the blood clot risks with the pill are nightmarish, my ex had a DVT because of taking the pill and was disabled for weeks, had to take blood thinners for months afterwards.
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    don't be a pussy, just pull out. It has a pretty high efficacy rate if you're disciplined. I've been doing it for years and the only time I've procreated was when I fired it in'er.
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    You shoot blanks, bud. It's sweetle's kid.
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    Jesus, it's not fucking difficult. Just do her up the arse. Condoms are for gays who don't want AIDS.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    You shoot blanks, bud. It's sweetle's kid.
    your mother is a whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    your mother is a whore
    That's my woman you're talking about!
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    fuck just discipline failed and fired one in her
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    CASE IN POINT WHY THIS THREAD IS NECESSARY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    CASE IN POINT WHY THIS THREAD IS NECESSARY!!!
    where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.
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    i thought benny was on a salary working for FTR as the commune comedian. you play poker benny?
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    life so much easier without having to worry about any of this
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.
    would think that with all the people you talk poker with that your opinion of this forum would be it's full of life nits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    i thought benny was on a salary working for FTR as the commune comedian. you play poker benny?
    No respect, I tells ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    life so much easier without having to worry about any of this
    True, but many would say you're missing out on other aspects as well and those aspects make this all worth it. I mean, you're not saying wow life is so much easier because I have a hot barren naked slut begging me to take her at all times for my own pleasure and I don't have to worry about this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.
    Naw, dude, it's mostly Asians doing math.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Naw, dude, it's mostly Asians doing math.
    fuck, I hate asians and math. only slightly less than bikes does
    Last edited by d0zer; 08-19-2011 at 04:32 AM.
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    he got fucked by a big black dude when he was 12...thats why he's so bitter all the time
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    I recommend the Condom.
    Last edited by celtic123; 08-19-2011 at 10:42 PM.
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    I think you'll find the Condom is only so effective because your partner in that pic is too young to reproduce anyway.
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    In before kiwi suggests.....oh . Too late
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    well played sirs
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    if i was to need condoms again im restricted cause of a latex allergy. my friends swear by trojan fire and ice though.
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    there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Worse doesn't call, better doesn't fold, blah blah same shit different day.
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    man up and snip it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)
    obv but why would u wear sheep skin or polyeurathane unless you have to, they are redic expensive in comparison
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)
    says the man from wales
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    obv but why would u wear sheep skin or polyeurathane unless you have to, they are redic expensive in comparison
    Buying Condoms? Find Where To Buy Skyn® Mates® Condoms

    ^ latex free, same price as normal ones. I must admit they smell quite different. Can you get them in the USA?
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Worse doesn't call, better doesn't fold, blah blah same shit different day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    says the man from wales
    Yes but it's compulsory here so I have an excuse
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Worse doesn't call, better doesn't fold, blah blah same shit different day.

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