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spoonitnow
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08-08-2009, 01:10 PM
Post subject: Does anyone remember dolphinsex.org?
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
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It's down now but I found a copy of what was there. If you've never seen this, you've missed one of the great moments of the Internet. It's at http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html , and keep in mind that this guy was supposedly serious.
Favorite quotes:
"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you."
"Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them."
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birdman417
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3-of-a-Kind
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by birdman417
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Looks like someone tried dolphin anal sex...rookie
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
Join Date: May 2008
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The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
LOL.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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so good so good so good
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LOL OPERATIONS
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wesrman
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Full House
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LOL Bred.
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Numbr2intheWorld
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Moderator
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dude i laughed so hard.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Does anyone remember... very slick spoon. As if it's totally normal for you to be surfing dolphinsex.org
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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how about cookingwithcum.com? The site used to host a forum with all sorts of hilarity... now it seems they have published a cook book..
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
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I want a prehensile penis
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Monty3038
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Full House
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Location: Ohio
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I cannot fathom why that made me LOL but ok... I'm better now.
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