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08-02-2005, 07:20 PM
Post subject: Do You Tilt and Break Things? Your Problems Are Solved!
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Full House
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Do you throw things when you tilt? Do you punch things when you tilt? Do you cut yourself when you tilt (the answer to this one better be no...). Well all that is over with, for I have found the ultimate release.
Before:
Thats right, even I; the calm collected boost you all know- tilt. Those are holes punched into my door, yes I did that, shocking I know.
After:
Go out, buy yourself an airsoft gun. They can be found at most sporting goods stores, or outdoors stores. Buy plenty of extra ammo. Now draw out your visualization of the biggest fish, your professor that just flunked you, the pool boy your wife is sleeping with, whatever. Now tape this over the hole of the shoe box, and have a blast. No broken monitors, no broken headphones, no broken bong-- err I mean... anyways you get the idea.
*Tilt is a mentally damaging side effect to losing poker. If symtoms persists it is highly recommended that you seek out professional help.
**Patent nO. 485720123 pending.
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elanto
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Full House
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AHAHHAHAHAHAhA great post boost omg so funny
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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gabe
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nh boots
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DavSimon
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4-of-a-Kind
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LOL! Nice 1. Its a goot thing you don't got solid oak doors!
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Sed
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Full House
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Tilt: the only reason I would ever want to own a cat
- sed
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by sed
Tilt: the only reason I would ever want to own a cat
- sed
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hahah
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Gatlin Dan
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08-02-2005, 11:18 PM
Post subject: Re: Do You Tilt and Break Things? Your Problems Are Solved!
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Flush
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
Do you cut yourself when you tilt?
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'rilla might. He's been known to break a window or two. I don't know what he used to break it, but if he a puncher...lacerations could be a definite possibility.
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"A lot of fortunes are made on what you don't play."--"Miami" John Cernuto
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Windows are mere play things for my fury!
-'rilla
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Full House
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My headphones suffer for my rage. I've gone through 4 already.
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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YIkes i have only broke one keyboard and a mouse.
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Gatlin Dan
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Flush
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I got 2 words for you guys...
Anger management
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"A lot of fortunes are made on what you don't play."--"Miami" John Cernuto
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elanto
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Full House
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ive never broken anything.. :P
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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i haven't broken anything (yet), but i am sure i have popped a couple of blood vessels in my head.
however, it does break my heart everytime i lose a big all-in. does that count for someting?
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Sed
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Full House
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I've only wanted to break something once following a crappy 4 hour session where I lost 6 buyins to some of the craziest luck I had ever seen. After that I learned to shove the anger deep down so there'll be plenty for when I snap and break something really good or maybe go postal.
- sed
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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Anonymous
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most of the time i sit there stunned for a while stunned as the "you are sitting out, please purchase more chips" thing pops up (i hate that sign soo much), occaisionly i do weep and feel a sense of emptyness so much so that my tears leave me a meer spectator of my own stupidity.
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boost
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Full House
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uhh.. you cry when you lose at poker? .......
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Anonymous
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like a baby
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Full House
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I thrown my ipod into the wall and smashed it when i lost a 1000 buy in WSOP qualifier. I was all in with kk versus j10 heads up and he caught runner runner jacks and left me with 20 chips. by by ipod.....but i got a new one.... 
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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*GLUB IT'S SOOOT3D GLUB*
hahahhahhahaha
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Pingviini
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Full House
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Boost do you really tilt, I thought you were one calm person..  j/k
I havent, yet, broken a thing when having tilty time, I guess I havent lost enough money to a really bad beat yet.
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"Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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Straight
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Haha, you need this boost. 
I used to throw chips sometimes when I played limit. I don't think I've ever tilted to that extent in NL ring / tourneys.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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A while ago I was all-in on the flop with the nuts (top set, JJ on J73 rainbow board), someone else had 77 and rivered quad 7's. I yelled an f-bomb as loud as I could possibly yell.
I forgot my entire family, grandma included, was in the other room. 
At least I've never broken anything though.
- Lukie
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Lukie
A while ago I was all-in on the flop with the nuts (top set, JJ on J73 rainbow board), someone else had 77 and rivered quad 7's. I yelled an f-bomb as loud as I could possibly yell.
I forgot my entire family, grandma included, was in the other room.
At least I've never broken anything though.
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haha, yah Ive screamed obscenities pretty loud before. I have lil kids that live across the street, the families are always out front, my room is in the front of the house, its summer, I dont have A/C in this room. You do the math  I always feel terrible after I do it, Im working on it though, and Im getting better. Got runner runnered out of a tourney, Im sure if I won that hand I was in a position to money it, and who knows how much further. However I took it in stride and moved on. I just hope this is a new trend that will carry through to future badbeats.
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journey075
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Lukie
A while ago I was all-in on the flop with the nuts (top set, JJ on J73 rainbow board), someone else had 77 and rivered quad 7's. I yelled an f-bomb as loud as I could possibly yell.
I forgot my entire family, grandma included, was in the other room.
At least I've never broken anything though.
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haha i did the exact same thing with JJ on a J52 flop when J2 drew out on me wih a flush lol. at least my grandma wasnt living with me  .
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by journey075
haha i did the exact same thing with JJ on a J52 flop when J2 drew out on me wih a flush lol. at least my grandma wasnt living with me .
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Losing with top set on the flop has to be the one of the most disheartening things in poker. My grandma was only visiting for my sister's birthday though. 
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elanto
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Full House
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u alaways have a pillow ready just in case, i punch it till my anger is over...
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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jmontis
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Full House
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
I just hope this is a new trend that will carry through to future badbeats.
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I think i've busted out deep in 4 rebuys and lost tons in cash games the past week, and I'm totally losing my head over it.
I'm taking a break from the tables for a few days myself.
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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BOOST, calm down and take a deep breath. Don't kill anybody this time.
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boost
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Full House
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hahahaha epic bump...
Moral of the thread: Punching holes in things is NOT a good idea.
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4-of-a-Kind
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Great thread.
I generally just yell at my computer about my bad luck, but one time I very deliberately unplugged my mouse from the back of the PC, swung it around like a flail, and smashed it against the floor as hard as possible. It broke real nice and made me feel a lot better.
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Was Dwarfman tilting over there with you?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
i haven't broken anything (yet), but i am sure i have popped a couple of blood vessels in my head.
however, it does break my heart everytime i lose a big all-in. does that count for someting?
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wow, your avatar is hot!!
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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ha, lots of bumps today. oopss.
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Full House
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Was Dwarfman tilting over there with you?
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Im half black..
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04-11-2008, 09:31 AM
Post subject: Knew, I'd get a chance to crack this original joke, someday.
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Careful with that bow man! You might put an eye out!
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Straight Flush
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Oh I thought those holes were from euph breaking down your door and stealing all of your watermelon.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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04-16-2008, 03:03 PM
Post subject: Even Stephen
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That's, ok if he did. I'm hanging around in his briar patch.
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bode
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04-16-2008, 03:09 PM
Post subject: Re: Even Stephen
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Straight Flush
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That's, ok if he did. I'm hanging around in his briar patch.
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man, you are fucking weird.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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ganon89
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lol funny post, that picture is great. I dont usually tilt, but I got a lot of bad beats yesterday and threw my cordless mouse at the wall...its gone now but owell
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showboatlou
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04-17-2008, 08:55 AM
Post subject: Booster rockets..
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I'm gonna do the Mel Gibson thing. When she stops hook'in, I'll stop killing people. Being excellent to each other lowers the mortality rate. I'm still weirder than, ALL of you so, back off, ya'll. Cowboy, passin through..Smoke'm if, you got 'em.
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04-17-2008, 03:55 PM
Post subject: Re: Booster rockets..
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by showboatlou
I'm gonna do the Mel Gibson thing. When she stops hook'in, I'll stop killing people. Being excellent to each other lowers the mortality rate. I'm still weirder than, ALL of you so, back off, ya'll. Cowboy, passin through..Smoke'm if, you got 'em.
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are you a real person?
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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I kicked doors. When I was 6.
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