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04-05-2006, 05:06 PM
Post subject: Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
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Ok been reading this thread of akward moments here http://forums.skateperception.com/in...howtopic=42157
and they got into a discusion about wiping stand or sitting. I have never heard of people stand up to wipe their ass before. So is it that comon?
PLUS! my akward situation, while typing this I was tlaking to my sister on aim because she is getting pop ups. I wanted the word for that thing that sprays water on your ass on the tiolet so I asked her. She didnt know I then told her to stop looking at porn to stop the pop ups..... akward....
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Who really fucking cares? I mean come on already. Are you 2 or 20? Stop taking up server resources with childish shit like this.
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ProZachNation
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So do you sit or stand?
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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AHiltz
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
So do you sit or stand?
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Sit
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Warpe
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The more important question is whether you scrunch or fold.
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ProZachNation
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I combine the scrunch and fold. With only the fold I dont get enough texture out of the TP to get a good wipe, with only the scrunch you run the risk of only being one sheet thick and your finger could break through into the.... yeah
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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bigred
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Women of course don't do this, so they should not be involved in this thread in any way, shape, or form.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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PO$$E$$ED
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I rap when I wipe
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I had no idea people sat while wiping.
I stand becuase it seems less girly.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
I rap when I wipe
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Lyrics?
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Sprayed
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Do any of you front wipe or reach around to wipe?
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I sit. I had no idea people stood until me and my housemate got talking about it at the pub...
apparently hes a stander
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Dont your cheeks close up when you stand? wtf you guys a weird
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Swanny
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went from standing to sitting...toughest decision of my life
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by Swanny
went from standing to sitting...toughest decision of my life
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I mix it up. But I pee sitting.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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Originally Posted by Swanny
went from standing to sitting...toughest decision of my life
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I mix it up. But I pee sitting. |
Yeah I just can't pee standing up, I always miss.
One time I had to pee standing up at Cub-Scout camp into a whole, because it was a campsite and all, and I missed and peed on this other guy's shoe. He got angry and peed on my shoe back. An all out penis war ensued.
Oh and I also shave my legs. Once a fortnight.
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vqc
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I prefer to sit-n-go.
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Originally Posted by bluey
Dont your cheeks close up when you stand? wtf you guys a weird
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Weird thread. I will ignore it from now on.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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a500lbgorilla
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This is seriously blowing my mind.
I had never even considered sitting. Maybe I should try it out?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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drmcboy
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DrButtInski
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yes. I switched to sitting when I was 10 or so. It's +EV.
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ProZachNation
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Yeah, this is a bit amazing. We are finding so much stuff out about each other.
As an act of good faith next time I shit Ill stand to wipe, I suggest the standers try sitting and we can see what we like better. We cant live life wondering what could have been.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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WTF IS SANDSGTORMS AVATAR, THAT IS AMAZING, PS STANDING IS FOR THE COOL KIDS
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LOL OPERATIONS
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standers 4 life
i never even knew about sitters until like a year ago and i still don't understand it.
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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Grand_MasterB
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Stand
Scrunch with an ocasional wrap
and reach back, definately not under.
does anyone else feel they need to shower afterwards though? because i almost always do unless im at work
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DogOnMySide
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I stand with one leg on the toilet seat, and with a mirror at a 45 degree angle underneath, to provide maximum visibility and accessibility.
I also use a special tool I have constructed from pipe-cleaners and wire wool, to ensure there is minimal leftover clagnuttery.
You can borrow it if you like.
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Originally Posted by Grand_MasterB
Stand
Scrunch with an ocasional wrap
and reach back, definately not under.
does anyone else feel they need to shower afterwards though? because i almost always do unless im at work
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I fold, stand and occasionally use baby wipes. I know it sounds weird and I woulda never done it until I read this article in some random mag. It was the story of how this guy was on a greyhound bus or some shit and had to take a shit, so he went to the bathroom, and did his business. When it came time to wipe there was no toiletpaper!! However it seems someone had changed thier babies diaper and left a box of babywipes behind! So he went for it, and never went back. Its great man, youll never feel fresher.
And yes I do feel like showering afterwards if I am not in possession of baby wipes. Im weird with deficating though. For example I rarely if ever use public restrooms to take a shit. I just dont feel comfortable. Also when I do I always always always cover the seat with toilet paper or with 2 of those seat cover things that they have sometimes. I got this habbit from going to summer camp. Before hand I had never really needed to use a public bathroom to do number 2. At camp the bathrooms were not all that clean, so it was pretty manditory to cover the seats. The thing is, a week after I got home, I realized I was still doing this. Yes, in my own bathroom I was covering the seat. Why? I guess after a month at camp it jsut became habbit. So then I tried to stop, but I just couldnt, the seat was so cold and uncomfrotable.
btw this thread ROCKS.
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Most of the time I shower afterwards when I'm at home. When I eventually own my own my home I'm going to have a bidets installed in all the bathrooms.
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
Most of the time I shower afterwards when I'm at home. When I eventually own my own my home I'm going to have a bidets installed in all the bathrooms.
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really? I dont know.. baby wipes or some folded up damp toilet paper does the trick. Not quite sure I wanna have anythign squirted up my ass..
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
Most of the time I shower afterwards when I'm at home. When I eventually own my own my home I'm going to have a bidets installed in all the bathrooms.
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really? I dont know.. baby wipes or some folded up damp toilet paper does the trick. Not quite sure I wanna have anythign squirted up my ass.. |
PO$$E$$ED will be disappointed.
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Stand? Sit? Baby wipes?
I just cut the dingleberries off at the end of the month with sidecutters.
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Originally Posted by Sprayed
Do any of you front wipe or reach around to wipe?
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I am a front wiper.
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CBone
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Sit, fold, reach around. Interesting thread.
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Originally Posted by B4s73rd
Stand? Sit? Baby wipes?
I just cut the dingleberries off at the end of the month with sidecutters.
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hah
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gabe
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good work rilla finding this. blame him for the bump.
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
One time I had to pee standing up at Cub-Scout camp into a whole, because it was a campsite and all, and I missed and peed on this other guy's shoe. He got angry and peed on my shoe back. An all out penis war ensued.
Oh and I also shave my legs. Once a fortnight.
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i cant believe no one called out this post
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I usually just skip over dmang posts.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I used to stand but now I sit.
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zook
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Stand, reach behind, squat a little for maximum access, scrub too hard, occasional chafing. Might try sitting next time, honestly it's never occurred to me.
Nice find/bump rilla/gabe.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by zook
Nice find/bump rilla/gabe.
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Nice post/thanks zook/zook
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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who wipes standing up wtf??????
sitting all the way, reach between the legs and back a little bit and do a little scrub (don't give me that horseshit that it's not good for you)
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Sit, fold, reach around. I had no idea that there was any other way to do it.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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holy fuck.
I have been a stander my entire life, I never thought of sitting.
I just ate some mcdonalds and im about to do business, i'll give a field report in about 10 minutes once i finish here.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Jishu
holy fuck.
I have been a stander my entire life, I never thought of sitting.
I just ate some mcdonalds and im about to do business, i'll give a field report in about 10 minutes once i finish here.
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Epic, no pics plz.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Sprayed
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Jishu
holy fuck.
I have been a stander my entire life, I never thought of sitting.
I just ate some mcdonalds and im about to do business, i'll give a field report in about 10 minutes once i finish here.
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Epic, no pics plz. |
it's been 20 minutes. is everything alright?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Reidak
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No pictures nessicary
So I was sitting on the can, reading mens health, and feeling content about what I had just done.
So I flush it, and reach for a new roll of TP (special occasion, 2ply quilted.)
So I first tried reaching between my legs and wiping, I found it sort of difficult and I didnt like my hand that far into the bowl. So I tried the other way, leaned forward a bit and reacher around. It was magical. Clean as a whistle.
Also, as a stander I would frequently stand and was forced to look at the mess I made. Also throwing a fecal wipe a few feet into a toilet bowl really isnt that charming, expecially whne ur drunk and you sometimes hit the rim and have to pick it up off the floor. it happens, dont lie standers.
So im a sitter now, thanks OP.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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WHEW! Jishu, i had feared the worst!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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