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Old 08-15-2006, 08:00 PM     Post subject: Do you believe in magic? (NSFW) #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:03 PM #2 (permalink)  
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1) its in the wrong language
2) where's the mcdonalds tie in?

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Old 08-15-2006, 08:11 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:21 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:48 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Pity she's not hot.
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:11 PM #6 (permalink)  
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shes not not hot though
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:18 PM #7 (permalink)  
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That trick is normally done with a fake thumb that slips over your real thumb with the silk hankerchief inside. So...does she stick the fake thumb up her you-know-what or does she have a hankie up in there all the time?
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:19 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Btw you could kinda see how she does it too. Keep an eye on her right hand. If she was prettier she might have distracted me enough not to notice but alas.
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:28 PM #9 (permalink)  
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That trick is normally done with a fake thumb that slips over your real thumb with the silk hankerchief inside. So...does she stick the fake thumb up her you-know-what or does she have a hankie up in there all the time?
she uses a fake pointer finger
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:54 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Nice to know she kept a hankerchief in her furnace for 10 minutes under hot stage lighting.


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Old 08-16-2006, 09:06 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I'm sorry but those facial expressions just kill any hope this girl has.
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:28 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I'd play hide the sausage with her.
 
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:17 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:28 AM #14 (permalink)  
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she was alright

she had this jamie lee curtis hotness, which is a fairly acquired tastes

but yes the facial expressions were pretty dumb
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Old 08-17-2006, 04:14 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Is it just me or do all french canadian women make those dumb faces?


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Old 08-17-2006, 05:41 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I thought it was a cross dresser when it first started. I'm still not sure.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:24 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Is it just me or do all french canadian women make those dumb faces?
She's Brittish. Nuff said.

PS. she needs to shave.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:36 PM #18 (permalink)  
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A $5 magic trick and a women to ugly to strip for money = showbizness??? I've had worse, so ya I'd hit it. But I don't wanna pay to see it.
 
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:44 PM #19 (permalink)  
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I'm sorry but those facial expressions just kill any hope this girl has.
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:23 PM #20 (permalink)  
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but yes the facial expressions were pretty dumb
She was playing to the audience and not to the camera. Rather well I might add.

Stage acting and make-up tends to be exagerated and not look as good close up.

It had a very Vaudville feel to it. Very cool.
 
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:27 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:52 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:58 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Im 20 and when I drive past the middle schools around 3pm I get one hell of a stiffy. So when Im 40 Ill have the hots for 6 y/o's?
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Im 20 and when I drive past the middle schools around 3pm I get one hell of a stiffy. So when Im 40 Ill have the hots for watermelon?
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:56 AM #25 (permalink)  
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