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Old 08-26-2006, 12:03 PM     Post subject: Do this before they fix it...LOL.. #1 (permalink)  
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DO THIS BEFORE THEY FIX IT:

1. GO TO www.GOOGLE.COM
2. TYPE IN FAILURE - Hit I'm feeling lucky
4. LAUGH
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:27 PM #2 (permalink)  
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1. this is old news
2. they can't "fix" it since a bunch of website set this one up.. they all put links on their website to the Bush biography with the word failure, which is why it is #1 for that word. This google-abuse has been used on more occassions too
3. you forgot a number 3
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Old 08-26-2006, 02:09 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Try 'french military victories'.
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:41 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Try 'french military victories'.
HaHAHAHAHA man thats great.
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:43 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Try 'french military victories'.
HaHAHAHAHA man thats great.
Lol, yeah.. I assume you clicked on the link?
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:50 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Try 'french military victories'.
HaHAHAHAHA man thats great.
Lol, yeah.. I assume you clicked on the link?
the best part about this is if you type "french military victories" in and hit im feeling lucky, it returns no sites and says:

Did you mean: french military defeats
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:48 AM #7 (permalink)  
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also try "liar" for our uk friends

or "arabian gulf"

and one of my favorites "asshole"
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Old 08-27-2006, 07:05 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Also try hot lesbian action hahahaha LOLOLOL
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-27-2006, 07:53 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Also try hot lesbian action hahahaha LOLOLOL
uh...wtf? That brings you to what you'd think it would bring you to.
 
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:04 AM #10 (permalink)  
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lol ... ensign that was the point of the joke...

swwwwwwooosh right over your head...
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:05 AM #11 (permalink)  
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and STILL right over my head...

what's funny?
 
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:18 AM #12 (permalink)  
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lol... Im trying to figure out a way to explain it...

I guess the joke is funny because the person telling it is kinda playing the village idiot. Its like bigred is pretending to not understand what is funny about the previously listed google searchs but still hes trying to join in on the fun. Does that make sense?
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:20 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Hah. Ok; thanks for explaining boost.
 
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:38 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Also try hot lesbian action hahahaha LOLOLOL
uh...wtf? That brings you to what you'd think it would bring you to.
awesome reply
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Old 08-27-2006, 01:28 PM #15 (permalink)  
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lol... Im trying to figure out a way to explain it...

I guess the joke is funny because the person telling it is kinda playing the village idiot. Its like bigred is pretending to not understand what is funny about the previously listed google searchs but still hes trying to join in on the fun. Does that make sense?
Ummm, you guys were misuing the internet. It is clearly only used for pornography purposes as stated by the orginal founder, Al Gore.
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:36 AM     Post subject: Re: Do this before they fix it...LOL.. #16 (permalink)  
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DO THIS BEFORE THEY FIX IT:
Why would they fix it? its not broken
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Old 08-28-2006, 05:45 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Haha Ensign_lee totally made this thread.


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Old 08-28-2006, 06:18 PM #18 (permalink)  
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lol... Im trying to figure out a way to explain it...

I guess the joke is funny because the person telling it is kinda playing the village idiot. Its like bigred is pretending to not understand what is funny about the previously listed google searchs but still hes trying to join in on the fun. Does that make sense?
Ummm, you guys were misuing the internet. It is clearly only used for pornography purposes as stated by the orginal founder, Al Gore.
Instead of the gay windows sound when my computer starts, I hear Al Gore telling me about how to invented the internet.
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:25 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Haha Ensign_lee totally made this thread.
ABSOLUTELY!!!! This thread was worthless till that lil exchange. Of course the best one is:

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and STILL right over my head...

what's funny?
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:29 PM #20 (permalink)  
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I think you need to watch more american sitcoms to really appreciate this humour..
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:21 PM #21 (permalink)  
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and STILL right over my head...

what's funny?

Its funny because you didnt get it
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Old 08-28-2006, 11:35 PM #22 (permalink)  
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also try "liar" for our uk friends

or "arabian gulf"

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asshole was obv the best link by far.
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