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    PH dancing in an elvis costume would be funny
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    well theres an excuse to not drink miller...
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    how does he not get crushed by an enormous beer can at the end?
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    phils such a pussy, 4 chugs to shotgun a beeR? and it took him that long. I still have no respect for the guy.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    EPIC FAIL PH.

    Nothing I enjoy more than watching the brat FAIL.

    FAIL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    The chicks are hot

    agree, and they were ready to suck his dick until he made the most pathetic attempt at shotgunning a beer in history
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    that was such a failed shotgun. well i guess hes old. still no excuse. also, he made a good point about the billy beer, im thinking, it may be a good idea to buy a few dozen cases of philly beer just in case.
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    awesome, i loled really hard when he managed to explode his beer can all over that chicks face, its probably the only time in his life hes ever heard an attractive woman say ' o phil, you got it all over my face!.'
    "This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    The chicks are hot

    agree, and they were ready to suck his dick until he made the most pathetic attempt at shotgunning a beer in history
    You've never been around me when I'm trashed and think yet again, "Fuck it! Even girls can do it. I should be able to chug a beer!"

    And then I fail yet again. Hard.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    LOL! I love the bitter beer face at the end as he tries not to spit it all back out! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=pLYxRWjHzwQ


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    You guys are such men cause you can critique a guy shotgunning a beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    The chicks are hot

    agree, and they were ready to suck his dick until he made the most pathetic attempt at shotgunning a beer in history
    watching their attitude change from
    "wow, you such a balla poker player - she even said 'I'm wet'"
    to
    "wow you such a loser, my 13 year old little brother has bigger balls than you" was priceless
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    c'mon guys, give him a break. he hasn't chugged a beer in 20 years.
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    how many posts until thunder comes defending phil hellmuth's beer shotgunning skills?
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    why dont americans buy proper size beer cans?
    surely must be annoying having to open a beer every 5 minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    why dont americans buy proper size beer cans?
    surely must be annoying having to open a beer every 2 minutes
    fyp

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    what do i care if my girlfriend has to open a new beer for me every 5 minutes?
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    but he has 11 bracelets, how can you argue with that?
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