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Old 08-08-2008, 06:26 PM     Post subject: Discuss... #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:35 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:45 PM #4 (permalink)  
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how does he not get crushed by an enormous beer can at the end?

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phils such a pussy, 4 chugs to shotgun a beeR? and it took him that long. I still have no respect for the guy.
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:00 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:28 PM #8 (permalink)  
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The chicks are hot

agree, and they were ready to suck his dick until he made the most pathetic attempt at shotgunning a beer in history
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:55 PM #9 (permalink)  
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that was such a failed shotgun. well i guess hes old. still no excuse. also, he made a good point about the billy beer, im thinking, it may be a good idea to buy a few dozen cases of philly beer just in case.
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awesome, i loled really hard when he managed to explode his beer can all over that chicks face, its probably the only time in his life hes ever heard an attractive woman say ' o phil, you got it all over my face!.'
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:20 PM #11 (permalink)  
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The chicks are hot

agree, and they were ready to suck his dick until he made the most pathetic attempt at shotgunning a beer in history
You've never been around me when I'm trashed and think yet again, "Fuck it! Even girls can do it. I should be able to chug a beer!"

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Old 08-08-2008, 08:25 PM #12 (permalink)  
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LOL! I love the bitter beer face at the end as he tries not to spit it all back out! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=pLYxRWjHzwQ


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Old 08-08-2008, 09:17 PM #13 (permalink)  
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You guys are such men cause you can critique a guy shotgunning a beer.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:29 PM #14 (permalink)  
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The chicks are hot

agree, and they were ready to suck his dick until he made the most pathetic attempt at shotgunning a beer in history
watching their attitude change from
"wow, you such a balla poker player - she even said 'I'm wet'"
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"wow you such a loser, my 13 year old little brother has bigger balls than you" was priceless
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:31 PM #15 (permalink)  
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c'mon guys, give him a break. he hasn't chugged a beer in 20 years.
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:30 PM #16 (permalink)  
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how many posts until thunder comes defending phil hellmuth's beer shotgunning skills?

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Old 08-08-2008, 11:50 PM #17 (permalink)  
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why dont americans buy proper size beer cans?
surely must be annoying having to open a beer every 5 minutes
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surely must be annoying having to open a beer every 2 minutes
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Old 08-09-2008, 10:48 AM #19 (permalink)  
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what do i care if my girlfriend has to open a new beer for me every 5 minutes?

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Old 08-09-2008, 12:09 PM #20 (permalink)  
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but he has 11 bracelets, how can you argue with that?
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