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Old 12-22-2005, 05:35 AM     Post subject: a different joke #1 (permalink)  
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something completely different:


Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.

Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.

Spielberg strongly wanted the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds great." Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says........







..... (scroll down) .....














..... (keep scrolling).....













.....(wait for it)......














.... (its a good one!).....













"I'll be Bach."
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Old 12-22-2005, 03:03 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 lol.. didn't see it coming, how bad is that?
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Old 12-22-2005, 03:17 PM #4 (permalink)  
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:47 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I didnt see it coming either, gulible +1
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:09 PM #6 (permalink)  
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didnt see it either lol

its a good'un
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