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bigred
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05-05-2010, 01:00 AM
Post subject: This deserves it's own thread...eel in the butt prank
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Man dies after a prank involving an eel in his butt | Guyism
This story is kind of sad but, at the same time, if you’re hanging out with friends who think this is an acceptable prank, you quite possibly had it coming: A Chinese man died after a drunken prank from friends ended with an eel in his rectum.
A 59 year-old chef was partying with friends as he normally might. He passed out drunk, expecting to wake up with nothing worse than the usual hangover.
But his friends allegedly had something special planned that would end in hilarity for all: Shoving a 20-inch long Asian eel into the man’s anus.
After eventually bringing the man to the hospital (it’s unclear how long it took), the man was pronounced dead by team of doctors on Sichuan, China. After performing an autopsy, they found the lengthy eel inside of the man. Cause of death? The eel ate the man’s bowels in their entirety.
It’s unclear at this time if the eel survived or if he’ll be facing charges. Either way though, I’m pretty sure his breath is pretty foul.
OMG SICK
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Hawk
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Flush
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The story I saw about this didn't mention that it was a prank, but did say that the eel was dead when they found it.
With friends like these, who needs friends?
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JKDS
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Full House
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Aw you crazy asians and your pranks
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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some old gay shit right there
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Ha! I liked the other paper's story title, "Man Dies After Feeling Eel"
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Bigred.. Are you freaked out by the fact it was an eel in the guy's ass? Or that it was a whole 8 inches more than you have ever had in your ass?
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Hahahaha
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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