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bigred
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12-20-2006, 06:40 AM
Post subject: Deer Mounting
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So I met a few buddies that I haven't seen in awhile at a local bar and after a few beers they talked me into going "deer mounting." I've never known of or done this before but here's a definition for all those who still don't know:
On Christmas decorated lawns some people have deer with Christmas lights. The goal is to have a friend cruise in with headlights off near the house and the rest of the guys run out and position these deer into various sexual positions. More than two deer calls for gang bang positions.
This is the most childish, but fun thing I've done in a long time. We must have hit at least 10 if not 15 houses. I was laughing the entire time. I know gnomes has a good story but anyone else have funny stories similar to this? We did not get caught tonight even though my friends have had a few close calls in the past. We also saw some people watching TV and mounted their deer literally right under their noses.
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haha thats awsome. Nobodies into christams enough to have deer over here 
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bode
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my sister in law had this happen to her last weekend.
i think its hilarious
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uscheese
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We did this growing up in New Hampshire but we actually mounted the fake deer before positioning them. It gets lonely up there.
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You're supposed to make other deer mount the deer, not do it yourselves, you realise that?
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uscheese
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Originally Posted by biondino
You're supposed to make other deer mount the deer, not do it yourselves, you realise that?
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Now I do.
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flomo
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Originally Posted by uscheese
We did this growing up in New Hampshire but we actually mounted the fake deer before positioning them. It gets lonely up there.
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it is not that lonely up here
although i do spend alot of time with the three wise men in front of the church
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didn't have a camera, we're hoping to get some kind of small article in the local news paper
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