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dick_pump
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08-11-2008, 03:43 PM
Post subject: the death clock
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http://www.deathclock.com/?source=Fi...&key=TopBanner
mines sept 4 2041
whens your time up??
thats on normal.
i put in in sadistic, and it said i was dead sept 2000,and my time was up & to have a nice day..
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ProZachNation
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BMI is bullshit by the way, it wasn't really even designed for what everyone uses it for these days, and is not really applicable to most body types.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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wesrman
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Monday Oct 16 2051.
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Jack Sawyer
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just what i needed
one more thing to DEPRESS me more.
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
BMI is bullshit by the way, it wasn't really even designed for what everyone uses it for these days, and is not really applicable to most body types.
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This is true. Body COMPOSITION is what matters. You can't compare a muscular 6'0 200lb athlete to a fat 6'0 200lb couch potatoe.
Also, I like how the fact that switching from 'optimistic' to 'sadistic' takes a whopping 54 years off my life. Seems reasonable.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
BMI is bullshit by the way, it wasn't really even designed for what everyone uses it for these days, and is not really applicable to most body types.
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This is true. Body COMPOSITION is what matters. You can't compare a muscular 6'0 200lb athlete to a fat 6'0 200lb couch potatoe.
Also, I like how the fact that switching from 'optimistic' to 'sadistic' takes a whopping 54 years off my life. Seems reasonable. |
Its just for fun guys, relax.
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Lukie
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I WILL NOT RELAX
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Warpe
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Thursday, January 1, 2026
Yayyyy! I die on New Years! I'm getting soooo tanked.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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Yayyyy! I die on New Years! I'm getting soooo tanked.
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LOL, im coming to that party.
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ATOTHEC101
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december 1st 2063! i gots plenty of living yet to do.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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sil693
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october 26th 2075
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
asfuckingif.
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badgers
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Thursday, February 16, 2073
Uh yeah I'm pretty sure that being too lanky isn't actually a good thing...
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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flomo
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why did it ask for my email and poker passwords?
rigged
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by flomo
why did it ask for my email and poker passwords?
rigged
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Just type it in. I did and nothing bad happened to me.
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
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Originally Posted by sil693
october 26th 2075
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
asfuckingif.
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i dont know why your laughing, well have had a nuclear holocaust by then!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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this thread took 10 yrs off my life
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ProZachNation
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If you just keep hitting "Check Your Death Clock" w/o changing any info it changes your death date... totally inaccurate
Thread fails
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
If you just keep hitting "Check Your Death Clock" w/o changing any info it changes your death date... totally inaccurate
Thread fails
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You fail for overthinking something that obviously wasnt science in the first place.
Let us have our fun please. 
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by wesrman
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
If you just keep hitting "Check Your Death Clock" w/o changing any info it changes your death date... totally inaccurate
Thread fails
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You fail for overthinking something that obviously wasnt science in the first place.
Let us have our fun please. |
FUCK YOUR FUN
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
FUCK YOUR FUN
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Prozach needs a prozach imo...lol.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by wesrman
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
FUCK YOUR FUN
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Prozach needs a prozach imo...lol. |
No I may need a new tire/tires so I am pissy
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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June 25th, 2058
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LOL OPERATIONS
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pankfish
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Flush
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I don't need a death clock. I already have it all planned out.
June 12, 2022
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<Staxalax> I want everyone to put my quote in their sigs
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flomo
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Full House
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turn the river gets the death cock
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Smacktard
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Every day is a good day to die.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by flomo
turn the river gets the death cock
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LOL.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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there is no way im doing this, i dont wanna know when im gonna die!
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