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Old 04-01-2009, 01:36 PM     Post subject: Dear FTR, it's back #1 (permalink)  
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Dear FTR, after some recent thought
I've come to the decision that I ought
To rhyme in every post today
In celebration of April Fools, hooray!
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:40 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Bigred's in a good mood today
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:38 PM #3 (permalink)  
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isn't each line supposed to end at a pause? fail.
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:44 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Reading poetry requires a knack
It is a skill you certainly lack
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:05 PM #5 (permalink)  
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you forgot a comma. you suck at writing stanza's imo.
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:14 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I do not like these shots you have taken
On rules of poetry you are mistaken
Your arguments are nothing but stupidity and noise
Quote the Spenda, "Will sucks at life and likes boys"
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:19 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:21 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I do not like these shots you have taken
On rules of poetry you are mistaken
Your arguments are nothing but stupidity and noise
Quote the Spenda, "Will sucks at life and likes boys"
very good! do you see what has happened here? with my guidance you have brought your poetry to the next level. no thank you necessary.
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:22 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:28 PM #10 (permalink)  
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p22Xzq5RzUc
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:29 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I do not like these shots you have taken
On rules of poetry you are mistaken
Your arguments are nothing but stupidity and noise
Quote the Spenda, "Will sucks at life and likes boys"
Gold.
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:35 PM #12 (permalink)  
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bigred just deleted a reply. what was it? no doubt some half assed poem.
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:42 PM #13 (permalink)  
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in this thread bigred gets great poetry done
just draw a flail to end the epic fail of will641
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:31 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I like this thing about rhyming
I'd like to try to chyme in
But I am a horrible poet
And I thought you all should know it
 
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