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Old 12-08-2005, 03:01 PM     Post subject: DAMN TROJEN~!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1 (permalink)  

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Hey Guys,

This is a bit off point but I needed to vent a bit....For all who have a GF that is computer stupid (but likes using it, and thinks she knows how)...make sure to get this point accross..DO NOT DOWNLOAD STUPID SILLY GAMES,. Especially STUPID SILLY GAMES THAT ARE COMMING FROM A WEBSITE YOU DONT KNOW.....last night my gf was playing on my pc as she usually does, I have told her 100 times not to download ANYTHING without showing me first (as I do tech support for a PC based company) and I know how there are A** Holes who hide malicious programs in just about anythin.........SO of coarse she did not listen and downloaded a TROJEN virus that totally corrupted my hard drive......and everything else. I am now sitting with a completly useless PC (unless I want to put about ten hours of work into it, re formating, re installing OS..ect ect) and a nice size BR.....what to do?? Maybe I need a break anyways.....lol.......damn GF
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:05 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I say take advantage of the sex she obviously owes you.

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Old 12-08-2005, 03:17 PM #3 (permalink)  

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lol......there is a subsitite for poker!! although we have been togeather for 6 years....usually only happens on Saturday nights..she made a special exception last night....she felt pretty bad.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:38 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I have an old computer for sale...



Also, this is the hacker who made the virus. If I were you I would hunt her down like a broken mule and beat the living shit out of her.



As an aside, I wonder how many trojans have been directly responsible for unplanned pregnancy.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:44 PM #5 (permalink)  

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Hey Rondavu........I will take the PC if it will get me onto PS...lol.....and that old woman is already tied up in my basement....dam hacker...I was whipping her with my mouse before I left for work this morning...she will be getting the whole key board when I get home.....lol
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:53 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I was whipping her with my mouse before I left for work this morning...she will be getting the whole key board when I get home
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:20 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 12-08-2005, 05:03 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Nightmare. I've been there, it is a terribly frustrating feeling.
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Old 12-08-2005, 05:58 PM #9 (permalink)  

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It wouldnt be so bad if I could at least get into the pc to try and fix it,(it would make me feel a bit better knowing I tried) ......but I cant.....it wont go past the f'ing boot screen where I see some wired shit I never seen before....talking about NOVEL NETWORKS V1.0 copyright 1994-1996.....I have only had the damn thing for 2 years.....1994?????????/WTF.... I tried a boot disk....nothing, I tried to switch hard drives.....nothing.....this bastard of a virus fried my motherboard!!. I told my GF SHE now needs to BUY me a new one....she said that was fine....but considering she stayes home with the kid all day...we all know who will actually be paying for it right.....wow..I lost that hand bad didnt I???????? Any thoughts on how I could have played it better???????......lol......FUCK!!!!
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:33 PM #10 (permalink)  
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A virus can't fry your motherboard. It's a problem with the BIOS that you can't get in. Chill out.
 
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:33 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Any thoughts on how I could have played it better???????
Bet the turn, Bet the river! No seriously man that sucks I lost a laptop to a virus once. I know NOTHING about computers, it is so frustrating that this thing that was working a minuite ago is now just sitting not turning on. I hit mine a bit then got a new one, it was pretty old anywy.

Also sex on a Sat night is very -EV thats when the fishes are out, couldnt you arrange Monday afternoon or something? :P
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:37 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Also sex on a Sat night is very -EV thats when the fishes are out, couldnt you arrange Monday afternoon or something? :P
Get a girlfriend that lives around the corner from your job. The timeless weekday NOONER will fill you with delight.
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:44 PM #13 (permalink)  

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I think ANY sex after 6 years is +EV...doesnt matter when it happens....she totally hates poker too, since it gets most of my free time...so I am sure she is not as devistated as I am. Little does she know I ordered one today from DELL and it should be here on Moday....guess I am stuck spending quality time until then....whish me luck...

p.s. I have already planned Two live cash games between now and Monday to help with the withdraw.....lol
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:29 PM #14 (permalink)  
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A virus can't fry your motherboard. It's a problem with the BIOS that you can't get in. Chill out.
it can fubar the bios, its rare, but I have heard some nightmare stories about viruses that fuck your bios over and overclock other componentes frying them, I think its the rarrest of the rare, but it can happen .
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:31 PM #15 (permalink)  
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and what is this about sex only on saturday nights!? jesus I dont want to be old. When Im with my girlfreind we have sex like 3 times a day atleast.... how do you get by with once a week!!!? does she give you head the other 6 days or something? please dont tell me you dont get head anymore! oh god, oh god, I cant get old, oh god, Im turning 20 in a week, ooooh my god Im so scared! SAY IT AINT SO!
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:36 PM #16 (permalink)  
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A virus can't fry your motherboard. It's a problem with the BIOS that you can't get in. Chill out.
it can fubar the bios, its rare, but I have heard some nightmare stories about viruses that fuck your bios over and overclock other componentes frying them, I think its the rarrest of the rare, but it can happen .
I would have to be a virus that targeted a specific make of bios (like award or ami). That is fairly unlikely. Well, like you said, rare.
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well, what ever this damn virus did......it fucked my shit up bad.....as for the GF thing boost....I remember the good old days where we fucked like rabbits everyday..... Thats how the kid came along...once a woman squeezes one of those things out of there...everything changes......they use this as an excuse...and it all goes down hill from there. BJ's are a bit more frequent and I think thats what helps me get by. so...to recap...if you dont want to end up like me..1) Do not knock her up
2) Do not stay with her for 6 years
if you follow these rules you shuld be OK......lol
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:17 PM #18 (permalink)  
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well, what ever this damn virus did......it fucked my shit up bad.....as for the GF thing boost....I remember the good old days where we fucked like rabbits everyday..... Thats how the kid came along...once a woman squeezes one of those things out of there...everything changes......they use this as an excuse...and it all goes down hill from there. BJ's are a bit more frequent and I think thats what helps me get by. so...to recap...if you dont want to end up like me..1) Do not knock her up
2) Do not stay with her for 6 years
if you follow these rules you shuld be OK......lol
Holy shit. I think that virus fried your discretion board.
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Old 12-09-2005, 02:53 PM #19 (permalink)  
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you should be able to reformat in less than an hour.
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Old 12-09-2005, 08:05 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Holy shit. I think that virus fried your discretion board.
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Sorry about the virus.
I have a recommendation. Your next $400 hits your bankroll? Get your girlfriend her own Dell Desktop and tell her to leave the moneymachine alone!
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are you fuckin kidding me?
You know, there's nothing like scrolling through and having the very last post in a thread beat me to the punch.

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