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a500lbgorilla
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01-05-2009, 04:31 PM
Post subject: CTC Round 1
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First round matchups selected by my roommate.
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
Votes will be bolded and posted in this thread. Voting lasts for 7 days starting nowish. All participants may begin campaigning immediately. And once you vote, you need to vote the entire ticket.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Also vote on any criteria you feel like.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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01-05-2009, 04:53 PM
Post subject: Re: CTC Round 1
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vote for me because rilla's whining will be totally worth it
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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I'm going to write in Ralph Nader here.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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No, wait, Ron Paul!
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jyms
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Wow, talk about an alienation thread. This could get soap opera'ee. Looking forward to it.
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Warpe
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there's an alien nation thread? I loved that series
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triumphant cracker
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01-05-2009, 05:49 PM
Post subject: Re: CTC Round 1
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Straight
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bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
jack sawyer vrs kingnat
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitbot vrs bigspenda
putting wes and mrhappy against each other is not fair....but brothers gotta stick together.
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bigspenda73
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lulz I'm v v surprised to even be on the list, but dambnit I'm gonna lose to a bot.
I need Mr. Bigcity's friends to vote for me!
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bigspenda73
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Also how are the 1 and 2 seeds imo playing each other in the first round (wes and mrhappy)?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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my roommate felt like these names would best clash
And I will be dignified in defeat to Warpe. He is a wily, old man who has nothing to live for but this competition.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kmind
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Also how are the 1 and 2 seeds imo playing each other in the first round (bigred and flomo)?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Even Jesus had haterzzz
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigspenda73
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01-05-2009, 08:30 PM
Post subject: Re: CTC Round 1
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Straight Flush
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bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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Jack Sawyer
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LOL I'm surpirsed too for bein on the list.
Votes:
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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Criteria: Perviest sounding name
(Note: Poster may or may not be pervy. I know little about these people. This is strictly based on name and whether or not said name brings to mind pervy accoutrements such as mustaches, individually wrapped candy, thick black glasses and/or rusty vans.)
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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shemale prejudice imo.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Who be da shemale?
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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wow thanks for seeding me so low
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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shemale prejudice imo.
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post more old man
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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Are we voting people to get booted out to get keep them around? I'm assuming in since Warpe voted for himself (no class!)
My selection process is a complex algorithm including post frequency, genuine "lol" frequency, style of humor, timing, and long-term FTR activity.
Then I said fuck it and went with the more sophisticated method of flipping a coin.
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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spoon and gala were pretty much a tie for me, but i had to go for spoon because he had sex with a fat chick.
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You and I are no longer talking.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Until you have sex with a fat chick
friendship is funny like that
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigspenda73
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This is why Leg and I have made it through some tough times, I'm willing to sacrifice for our friendship.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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rilla - are u coming to vegas this year?
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lol at no lukie
clearly rigged
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lukie
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oh nvm i see what you are doing, in round 5 the winner of this bracket faces the winner of the winner's bracket (i.e. me)
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bode
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01-06-2009, 01:02 AM
Post subject: Re: CTC Round 1
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Straight Flush
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bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Full House
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You fucks, triptanes has been dead like 4 years. rilla just logs onto his account for werewolf.
Vote for me!
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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01-06-2009, 01:32 AM
Post subject: Re: CTC Round 1
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Full House
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LoL, this thread is funny as hell!
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Full House
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bigred v flomo (operation title)
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333 (the addition of nsf)
warpe vrs rilla (awesome name+avatar)
kingnat vrs jack sawyer (joined ftr because of jack)
prozachnation vrs triptanes (the mystique)
spoonitlater vrs gala (fat chick)
UG vrs will641 (affirmative action)
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda (just an all-around better name)
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Full House
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Oh and will, if you're not black I don't want to hear about it
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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I'm not voting since I think every person on this ballot is awesome. Trophies for all.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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You fucks, triptanes has been dead like 4 years. rilla just logs onto his account for werewolf.
Vote for me!
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Take it up with my coin.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'm gonna lose in the first round of the tourny i designed to validate myself!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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i'm kissing everyones ass...Trophies for all.
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loli'm kidding.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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lol im jus drink!!!!lol d
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kb coolman
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Flush
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Criteria: most likely to have 11 toes.
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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01-06-2009, 03:51 AM
Post subject: Re: CTC Round 1
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Way to do this in the laziest way possible, at least you have to tally everything. Should make 8 polls IMO. As is people will get mad how I votez.
bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda
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laziest possible way means that instead of making 8 spammy threads, I need to personally tally the vote?
YOUR TICKET IS THROW OUT!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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laziest possible way means that instead of making 8 spammy threads, I need to personally tally the vote?
YOUR TICKET IS THROW OUT!
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DUUUUUUUUUUDE. You're just saying that because I voted for warpe. Couldn't be more rigged than a tOSU game.
Since when are you above 8 spammy threads in the commune?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Since you voted for warpe!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Also, this keeps voter fraud down. A measure which we all know is not above bigred.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Also, this keeps voter fraud down. A measure which we all know is not above bigred.
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Originally Posted by swig
Couldn't be more rigged than a tOSU game.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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you and your favorite sports team suck to equal and almost unreal depths, levels and lengths!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...at-t79302.html
I bleed financially for the commune!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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NO YOU
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lol who is dis boy prozachnation
im rosa parks, sat on him like segregation
prozachnation beatin me is impossible, a pipe dream
you'll have better luck building your perpetual motion machine
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