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12-16-2009, 10:21 PM
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The guy clearly needs a beatdown. How many tough guys we got here who think they could provide such beatdown
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no, i don't think i could kick his ass
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lol Jyms would double high five him
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actually posted that 2 more times too. FTR froze up real weird on me there.
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I give myself 65% equity in that fight
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
no, i don't think i could kick his ass
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I'd let him win so my ego could rationalize the boot stomping.
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I'd like to think so, but more importantly I'd sure like to try.
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Nah probably not.
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Not worth my time...(I'd get my ass kicked anyway)
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What I can't figure out is if I'd try to fight him proper like with feet on the ground and swinging fists, or if I'd go with my old faithful tackle and hulk smash
What is he about 170? Yeah I think I'm gonna go for the double leg then drop elbows from the sky
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I'd hit it.
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Wuf, you shirt him and just start throwing like a hockey fight.
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Aw, perfect move actually
Being that any combat experience I have involves wrestling, I completely missed that very basic tactic, which I'm sure works wonders in a bar fight
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Yeah, but he looks like the kind of guy that'll throw that shirt off at the slightest hint of a fight.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I'd hit it.
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I knew it!
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Wuf, you shirt him and just start throwing like a hockey fight.
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Standard. You can always tell who the Canadian is in a bar brawl.
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Use your heads people. Sneak into the front. Handbreak off. Easy.
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are we talking about a fair fight, like if we were just gonna settle an argument like gentlemens?
Or are we talking this guy needs a beat down and the job must be done however necessary.
Cause I'm pretty sure the job can get done...however necessary.
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If you want to ruin his life tell him axe body spray went out of business...
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I'd like to think so.
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Originally Posted by jyms
Wuf, you shirt him and just start throwing like a hockey fight.
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Standard. You can always tell who the Canadian is in a bar brawl.
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I've actually always wondered this. Because this is honestly how every bar fight is out here. Do people fight differently at bars in the states?
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Yeah, but he looks like the kind of guy that'll throw that shirt off at the slightest hint of a fight.
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lol so true, but then he'd have to pose and tense for a good 10-20 secs so you could get some sucker punches in during that time.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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Originally Posted by jyms
Wuf, you shirt him and just start throwing like a hockey fight.
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Standard. You can always tell who the Canadian is in a bar brawl.
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I've actually always wondered this. Because this is honestly how every bar fight is out here. Do people fight differently at bars in the states?
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Not sure. Not a bar fiend in the slightest so I've never actually witnessed one, but I imagine that American culture permeates that just as well i.e. everybody thinks they have one punch KO power or that a real fight looks like a James Bond film...
One thing's for certain, these guys tried to make it international
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AkC8l-8Xc
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I think the American guy's moustache took the brunt of the punches.
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It's hard to tell how someone can handle themselves from a picture so I don't know if I could kick his ass, but I'm pretty sure I'd find a 2x4 and try.
What is it called when you're the equivalent of racist against douchebags?
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rofl @ this thread
honestly the only thing that scares me about this guy is that belt! That buckle looks like it could tear chunks out of your face if you swung it around like a flail! Well, that and maybe the fear of getting an absurdly sharp hair spike in the eye when he bum rushes you before you sink in a guillotine and choke him out.
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