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Kpederson
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10-21-2006, 07:18 PM
Post subject: Cop beat me up
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Imma go to the bar last night, I was broke and could only afforad a few drinks so imma bummed some drinks off some guys i know down there.
It got to midnight and i was a really drunk, this chick who i know was there lookin at me so imma go up to her and say "hi doll, want to comed back to my place and we`mma make babies?"
She slapped me and phoned the cops sayin i harrrassedd her.
The cops a turn up and put me in there car and drive me out to the woods here and beat the chit out of me.
Imma not wake up til 11 this mornin and imma coverred in brooses.
What shall i do?
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Kpederson
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Originally Posted by bigred
Bring on the banhammer
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I try n tell you bout my life and how bad imma feling and u wanna ban me?
Jesus man, leave me alone, I reckon they oughtaa ban you mofo.
Imma drunk again, I recon imma go to aa on monday, i aint been for a month after i hit my mentor
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gl muxy
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Kpederson
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GFY man, heck Imma try and sort my liffe out and come on hear and tell you chit about my life and youmma run me down.
Imma thru wit u man.
Imma gettin moneey later off my nan shes promiised me 100 bucks so imma going get drunk later so there
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whos Imma?
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thenonsequitur
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10-21-2006, 08:16 PM
Post subject: Re: Cop beat me up
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Kpederson
we`mma
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BIWOTM
best invented word of the month
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rofl
this whole topic with story haha
maybe after the dumbass sobers up he realizes what a big dumbass he his.
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Corey
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Kpederson
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Imma soberin up now buddy, imma out of muney and cant afford any more booze til i get my 100 bucks,
imma maybe go see my neighbor and ask him if hes got anny booze i an have,. imma desperate and got shakes.
Imma in a bad way and do anything for booze right now
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Renton
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Kpederson,
Please shoot yourself in the head. I don't mean kill yourself. Shoot yourself in the head in such a way that you actually survive, but can no longer talk, or think, or have motor signals of any kind.
Thanks,
Renton
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Kpederson
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FU renton, mofo pos.
Youmma come to kansas and say that chit to me, youd never walk again mofo.
Heck the last man who said that to me is buried in the wooods near my shack.
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Originally Posted by Renton
Kpederson,
Please shoot yourself in the head. I don't mean kill yourself. Shoot yourself in the head in such a way that you actually survive, but can no longer talk, or think, or have motor signals of any kind.
Thanks,
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rofl, thanks for giving me a quick laugh in the stupidest and most pointless of threads.
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Renton
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what is a pos.?
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imma think it be peece a chit
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Renton
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oh ok i thought it was like pos (period) as in like one word that started with the letters "pos" but was abrev'd
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Imma just get back from my neighbor, my nan phoned me and told me she aint got 100 bucks and only got 30 cos she got a bill, i told her to shove the muney up her ass, mofo nan.
My niehgbor gimma 2 bottles of gin which imma now drinking neat and warm with no ice.
Imma mite go to the bar later and see if i can pickj up a chick to bang here.
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Originally Posted by Kpederson
FU renton, mofo pos.
Youmma come to kansas and say that chit to me, youd never walk again mofo.
Heck the last man who said that to me is buried in the wooods near my shack.
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LOL, id be surprised if you could coordinate yourself to fight someone after forming a sentence like that.
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Imma just drunk a botttle of gin, i been sick in my yard and my neighbor saw me and told me imma idiott.
Imma fight him when I see him again friggin mofo pos.
Imma gonna get dreessed and go to this bar and get a girl, no cops gonna stop me thiss time,
I only got 6 bucks so can only get 1 beer hopfully my frends there will buy me a drink til my welfare getss here
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euphoricism
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Ban this fool.
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euph, why are you so gay? srsly.
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imma get those cops addresses and then imma send them a big check that imma write to them and imma tell them to do it again except this time imma tell them to put you in a vegetable state like renton said.
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I saw the thread title and clicked on it. Then I looked at who the thread starter was.
GAHHHH!
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Dude your in the 82nd and this happen in Fayetteville didnt it? Club metro most likely... Dont let cops beat you .. Run like a mutha fucka... Not like your not in shape airborne.
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