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shazbox
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01-27-2008, 04:11 PM
Post subject: The coolest way to steal money thread
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Straight
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Ok, this story is old but it happened in my hometown and made me laugh.
This guy steals a backhoe, and drives it right through the front of the mall in the middle of the night. He scoops up an ATM machine and drives off down the road.
The cops found it smashed open and empty a mile or so down the road.
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shazbox
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Straight
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Also, I heard this story once and don't know if it is true or not...
This Canadian guy is being a tourist in New York, and these 2 guys come up to him with knives and tell him to give them all their money. So the Canadian guy is like, ok whatever, and starts handing him all his money which happened to be fancy Canadian money. The muggers see how its not green, and is all sorts of different fancy colors, and think it is fake. So they stab him and take off, leaving all the money.
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spoonitnow
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At a community college I used to work for tutoring, some guys rented a truck, backed it up to the cafeteria area, loaded the ATM up (it wasn't bolted down or anything), and drove off. Never caught the guys who did it, even though they did it in the middle of the main lunch crowd. From what I heard from administration people, it was around +$10k.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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stealing is -EV
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
stealing is -EV
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not if you dont get caught 
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
72o is -EV
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not if you flop a full house |
Maybe you can see the hole in your logic.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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lol
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Frink
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
72o is -EV
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not if you flop a full house |
Maybe you can see the hole in your logic. |
One of the better comebacks I've seen recently. Well done.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Frinks avatar is ++++EV
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Frink
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
72o is -EV
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not if you flop a full house |
Maybe you can see the hole in your logic. |
One of the better comebacks I've seen recently. Well done. |
lol, nice one.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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shazbox
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Straight
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but if you can run fast, you decrease your chance of getting caught
so if you increase your chance of flopping a full house to 60%, 72o IS +ev
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Pythonic
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Flush
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I thought up the bulldozing the atm about 15 yrs ago but never had to courage to do it.
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Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
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thizzSantaCruz
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coolest way to steal money hands down is the super user account.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Warpe
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