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LeFou
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08-03-2006, 06:47 PM
Post subject: Community Post of the Year Nominations
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4-of-a-Kind
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Rules:
-Each member of FTR can nominate one and only one post.
-Posts must be from the commune.
-Someone make a different thread if you want to converse about the nominations. Just post 'em in here and then go away.
-Seriously: fill this thread up with garbage and I will send spoonitnow to your house with no pants on.
-Winner of Post of the Year will probably not get anything.
If you haven't seen it before, there's a little white rectangular icon next to "Posted Mar 13, 5006". That's the permalink. If you feel like it, go ahead and copy/paste the text in here for quick access.
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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My nom:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=280408#280408
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hey lukie, keep up the awesome thread.
i just got a new monitor, so if you want to post any really big images i can handle it.
thanks
gabe
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ItDepends
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Straight
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isn't it a bit early for a thread like this? It's august.
And sandstorms thread wins this again, but i'm to lazy to find it.
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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the thread starts now and continues to get noms until year's end. It's a longterm project. I might even do categories, like in the Oscars
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jukejointroach
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2005
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=211815#211815
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The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good
The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something
The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one
The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights
The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
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Unite and Annihilate!
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by jukejointroach
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=211815#211815
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The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good
The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something
The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one
The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights
The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
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Posted: Mon, 12 Dec 2005, 7:14pm
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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nice post, but yes: out of bounds.
btw if you're quoting go ahead and give credit. the above was 'sandstorm'
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Just pic one of mine, end of thread.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Just pic one of mine, end of thread.
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this one works out nicely.
It's my nomination.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Just pic one of mine, end of thread.
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this one works out nicely.
It's my nomination. |
This is my nomination
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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My post is the cat's pajamas.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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jackvance
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Just pic one of mine, end of thread.
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this one works out nicely.
It's my nomination. |
This is my nomination |
this is mine
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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gabe
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Moderator
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theres lots of gold in lukie's thread, i think we can get 3-4 nominations out of that one
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jukejointroach
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Straight
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then fuck it. one of rilla's posts.
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Unite and Annihilate!
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WildBobAA
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4-of-a-Kind
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"Community Post of the Year"
its only august, lots of year left
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ItDepends
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Straight
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 142
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Damnit, sandstorms was last year 
I have no nominations.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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Originally Posted by ItDepends
Damnit, sandstorms was last year
I have no nominations. |
bah akes burn on the phil ivey post in poker etc would be good buts that non-commune
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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I nominate my dikshit post. Underrated.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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Originally Posted by midas06
I nominate my dikshit post. Underrated.
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the picture right?
that can have my vote then.
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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also that post on Bigred's content posts
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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one nom per person midas.
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Lukie
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First post of this thread...
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...er=asc&start=0
...because it kicked off the greatest thread ever in the history of internet forums.
Is it even close?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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sandstorms one post owns ur whole thread.
Is THAT even close!?
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gabe
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
sandstorms one post owns ur whole thread.
Is THAT even close!?
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are you joking...............
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
sandstorms one post owns ur whole thread.
Is THAT even close!?
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1. His post was great, but it was last year.
2. No.
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LimpinAintEZ
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: working myself up to FTR fullhouse status while not giving 1 solid piece of advice
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i don't know if self nominations count - I love lukies thread also, but if it's good enough for a nomination the author shouldn't have to be the one nominating it...
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LimpinAintEZ
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: working myself up to FTR fullhouse status while not giving 1 solid piece of advice
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okay - I found 1 that I would like to nominate - I nominate it because its really rather odd - Its from BigRed and has Zero replies, but 793 views....So I'm guessing that BigRed was a outcast at that time???? this seems like an anomoly to me, and thats why i am nominating it -
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Originally Posted by bigred
Has anyone seen the Miller Manlaw commercial about bringing beer to a host party and therefore transference of that beer? It's hilarious.
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my 2nd nomination has to go to the "Say something about the poster above you" Because that thread if damn funny -
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ItDepends
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Straight
Join Date: May 2006
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GAME OVER WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-40310.htm
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Outcast at only that time? So I'm cool now? Let me in the treehouse guys!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Black Panther
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 11
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ItDepends
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i nominate this one too
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Warpe
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Moderator
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{deleted by OP}
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lambchopdc
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Flush
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 350
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I nominate this little guy -
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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When we chopped a play money SNG?
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Triptan3s
When we chopped a play money SNG?
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Classic. Some of Pokerstars support's replies are classic too.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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longest != greatest
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
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Warpe
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Moderator
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I change my nomination:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=support
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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volume 1 was greater.
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=support
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by midas06
volume 1 was greater.
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but so last year, unfortunately
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geoffm33
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Boston
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=296428#296428
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Ltrain
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Miami, Florida
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Arctic Knight wins:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=#259246
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Originally Posted by ArcticKnight
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
And gnomes is entirely correct. Never go on a date with a loaded gun.
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that would be with the "come hand"...., I presume
you don't wanted a loaded gun....for the following reasons:
1. You can slowplay her set, and squeeze her bottom pair at the same time
2. No fear of spewing all your chips BEFORE you are "all-in"
3.If you are reverse dominated by a leather-bound agro, you can make a "crying call" on the river when your nuts get spanked.
4. If you are really lucky she'll bring a friend and you can have middle position with some multi-way action
PS. If you tend to "limp in" after a big one, then don't warm up.
Also, if you are 21 or younger don't worry - reraising should not be a problem on all streets.
PPS. If hubby comes home you have 2.5 outs (front-door ,back door and 1/2 an out for the upstairs window). If he looks at you funny, and tells you he has 1.5 outs to YOUR backdoor draw, it's time to muck -- you are drawing dead....and you are going to get the "worst of it". |
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"Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then you are a mile away, and have his shoes." - Anon.
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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Noms so far:
"Your wish is granted" by sandstorm, nominated by several people
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=296428#296428
"Worst Support vo. 2" by midas, technically
nominated by Warpe
(with important contributions by Fleecy and dNuts)
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=291657#291657
"a500lbgorilla wrote" by a500lbgorilla
nominated by swiggidy
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=365946#365946
"Warm Up Poker" by Arctic Knight
nominated by Ltrain
(this is the one about not going out with a 'loaded gun')
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=259246#259246
"a500lbgorilla wrote" by swiggidy
nominated by jackvance
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=365961#365961
"hey lukie, keep up the awesome thread." by gabe
nominated by LeFou
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=280408#280408
"LOL" by ReLoaDeD
nominated by ItDepends
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=366380#366380
Disqualifications: Can't nominate yrself. If someone else wants to re-nominate, go ahead
"Just pic one of mine"
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=365945#365945
"Lukie's thread of randomness" (first post) by Lukie
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=279668#279668
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gabe
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-24149.htm
i like that post by hydroseeds
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:48 pm
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gabe
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Moderator
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nope!
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gabe
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damn
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Doublethe7
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
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very funny...
Quote:
We're camping and my friend and his girlfriend and I are walking down some trail. My friend has to take a shit, so being the classy guy that he is he decides to squat right in the middle of the trail and do it right there (we were pretty done at the time).
Of course a big fight with his girlfriend ensues. And one of her biggest problems was, "What if somebody thinks it's dog shit and steps in it??"
Yeah I could see that, "Hey dog shit! I'm gonna step in it... WAIT! Oh gross! I just stepped in people shit!"
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from Galapogos in http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=41017
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i'm not sure about having my own opinion.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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I vote..
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=430516#430516
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
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Sandstorm
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Lukie. By far.
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