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a500lbgorilla
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12-19-2008, 06:10 AM
Post subject: Commune coaching, inquire within
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Well Xman finally gave us the go-ahead to post stickies offering our coaching services.
I represent 1% of all the posts on FTR with a 5 post/day average. These stats are grossly omitting my incredible commune post-rate.
I can offer deep hands-on easy-to-learn theory in:
Saying nothing and getting laughs.
Playing gay with bigred.
Ninja editing other's posts (for mods only).
Saying "no" to brandi jokes.
Being the perfect human being and an adequate gorilla.
I will also pretend to know stuff about anything you want me to be an expert on!
My pm box is open. If lines are busy, pm again.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
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ok... this wasn't what I meant, but I'll let you have your fun.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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ok... this wasn't what I meant, but I'll let you have your fun.
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I'd consider giving you free lessons if you weren't such an obvious lost cause...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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i dont think i need any coaching atm but i have a friend who might need halp. what kind of xmas offers are you running?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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pricing is very confidential. I want to make sure I can trap you into paying before you know how much you're actually shipping me. This is a business after all.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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O RLY?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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Is this like a long-term deal or does it matter? Package deals?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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i dont understand you're need to talk prices. I'm basically going to change your life. Reshape you in my image and give you the tools necessary to succeed at anything, or so you'll believe.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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Moderator
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I'll pay in spiders.
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flomo
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Full House
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SOTY
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this?
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zook
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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student #1 has identified himself
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Location: Over there!
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this? |
Include what isn't normally there delete what is added?
I am pretty sure rilla promised me commune admin in the even of his death, someone find that thread please.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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me engrish not goot can you caoch foriegnars. i needz pazzwerd pleze.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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what has happened with this sticky?
password is boobies
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this? |
Include what isn't normally there delete what is added?
I am pretty sure rilla promised me commune admin in the even of his death, someone find that thread please. |
Assistant to the community moderator.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this? |
I laughed hard at the question. Boost is awesome.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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How would the haters rephrase the quote? As a standard FYP without using parath.. paranteh... "()"'s at all?
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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HALVFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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me me me me ..im steak.
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
How would the haters rephrase the quote? As a standard FYP without using parath.. paranteh... "()"'s at all?
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I believe that you are hating on our awesomeness by referring to it as hatred. Therefore it would only be proper to leave the answering of the question to you, since you posed the question in a manner that indirectly asked it of yourself.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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no u
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WillburForce
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Flush
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I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.
How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?
PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.
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zook
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4-of-a-Kind
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awesome
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meeloche
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Is this where I post pictures of half naked women?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.
How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?
PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.
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have you ever heard of weeaboo?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.
How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?
PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.
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have you ever heard of weeaboo? |
no.........should I? I'd better not google it at work........
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.
How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?
PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.
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have you ever heard of weeaboo? |
Is this kinda like peek-a-boo, but instead you hide each others wee-wees?
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: UK
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by zook
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH
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student #1 has identified himself |
hahaha this needs more love
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I fail at commune thread starting.
That is all...
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeaboo
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ProZachNation
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
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I need help finding my true internet personality.
I am torn between being a ethug who is really sarcastic and thinks he is better than everyone (I bench like 5fitty you fags), and a sincere, quasi homo lovable goof (I love oyu silly folks). What do you silly folk fags think?
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
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i'm hapopy any time stacksXX and wilburforce post consecutively
i get to jerk to both avs without touching my mouse
BID's av would be good too
consider your avs slimed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
I need help finding my true internet personality.
I am torn between being a ethug who is really sarcastic and thinks he is better than everyone (I bench like 5fitty you fags), and a sincere, quasi homo lovable goof (I love oyu silly folks). What do you silly folk fags think?
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ethug, ez game
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeaboo
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people can be really funny!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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all of 2008 and dec '07 was a good recruitment period for the commune
hopefully this trend will continue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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someone make this thread nsfw to keep it stickied.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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hahahahaha awesome
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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haha it starts off like "ewww" and then he eats it and my stomach turns..
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
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haha...i can just see you guys squirming in yer seats.....hehehehe
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