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01-30-2006, 07:55 PM
Post subject: come watch! decent turnout :)
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Hello. It is now Monday. In two days ... in around 54 hours, it will be time to play another Gauntlet game. I am ordering you to play.
I think we should make a goal. How about four tables? That's 36 players. We can do that! 36 cool FTR people playing at 4 tables in Poker Stars. What an awesome thought! Money! Glory! The exciting prospect of knocking out Gnomes and Bob! And you can knock ME out! And then say that you play poker better than a girl!
Last Wednesday there were only four people. That's just silly. These games are awesome guys! This Wednesday we're gonna have NINE TIMES more people when we have 36 players. I'm so excited!!
Can you do me a favor? See my signature down there? Click on the link and read my Gauntlet pep talk. DO IT! You know you want to! Read it! And then log into Poker Stars, type in the password, and register for the game. If you are not registered for the league, do it now. Go the Gauntlet forum: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=22258
Everyone who is planning to play, REGISTER NOW! That way people can see who's playing and say, "oh cool, there's actually people this time, I'll play too" and then they'll register. And it's a domino effect! We'll get 36 people! YAY!!
In 5 hours I will be home. And I will log into Poker Stars and register for this Wednesday. Because I am playing. And you are too.
Thank you.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Play for FREE and practice your game at...
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gabe
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i'll register if three people PM me within the next 8 hours
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Muxy
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more photos.....
i'll play i think i have it off.
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i'll register if three people PM me within the next 8 hours
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Can 3 people PM gabe please?
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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donkbee
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FINE 2 people, I'll PM him. YAY!!
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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daluchy
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No one wants to play just for you to suck out on them on the river.
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pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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siknd
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okay...if it means we can be friends.
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'If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. '
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donkbee
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I only sucked out once ... I think ...
Friends, siknd? Sure! Go register!!  Friends forever 
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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daluchy
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I can think of a few hands just off the top of my head 
She just wants to build a big point pool to try and take the lead with her luckboxiness. Don't be fooled!
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pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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Daluchy, if you don't play, I am going to hate you forever.
I mean it.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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daluchy
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1. i'm not even registered
2. no money in PS
3. there's what? 5 games left and i havent played one
4. i dont feel like having my aces cracked by your 62o nonsense
if i can get a donation for this game, maybe...
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pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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leave my friend alone daluchy!
its not sucking out if you know youre a 9:1 underdog!
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'If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. '
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Originally Posted by daluchy
1. i'm not even registered
2. no money in PS
3. there's what? 5 games left and i havent played one
4. i dont feel like having my aces cracked by your 62o nonsense
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YOU ARE RETARDED!!
1. GO REGISTER. It's not rocket science. I even linked to the page in my initial post. CLICK IT.
2. Can you transfer to me in Martins? I will lend you money.
3. You are not playing to win the trophy, you are playing to bust Bob and Gnomes out so that you can become their arch enemies. You are also playing to bust me out so that you can admit you're better than a girl. And it's FUN dammit!
4. I WAS BLIND STEALING WITH THAT 62o 
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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daluchy
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oh. so angry. is this how you are gonna talk to your future employees?
anyway
1. like i read all of that... 
2. dont think i can transfer money until i finish the bonus
3. meh, id rather clear that martins bonus
4. you didnt even remember that hand when i asked you about it because you were prolly too busy having another who's hotter contest
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ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.
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Alright, I just signed up so I can play on Wednesday, even though I am beyond out of the running....and I just noticed....I am beyond High Card.....this is a big moment in my life
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ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.
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Tracey's repeated rejections finally starting to get to you manner? Don't they have girls in Greekland anyways?
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.
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Sure it will! Wanna play with me Wednesday?
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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No one wants to play just for you to suck out on them on the river.
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I can think of about 95% of the world's male popular that would enjoy this. Especially if it's a cool night.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Congrats on being rid of your high card status, dj newman! I'm very happy that you're signed up! As soon as Xianti adds you to the usergroup, go to Stars and register
So Dnuts. You gonna play? Yes? Don't you wanna win one of these things?
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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donkbee
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Especially if it's a cool night.
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And stars? I like a clear sky.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Blah dammit. I originally typed just "suck out on you" then i added "on the river" to try and avoid that innuendo 
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pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Blah dammit. I originally typed just "suck out on you" then i added "on the river" to try and avoid that innuendo |
I've got tunnel vision for good innuendo.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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i don't see anyone else signed up
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i don't see anyone else signed up
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That's the problem I'm trying to solve Register, Gabe! Hurry!
Yay dthorne is registered! 34 more people ...
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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i will register and forget to play.
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i will register and forget to play.
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What's your number? I'll call you.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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As soon as my username is added, I will sign.....
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Courtie, you forgot to add that you see cool hands like this when I play (for the record, I do plan on playing Wednesday).
POKERSTARS GAME #3682605843: TOURNAMENT #17154096, HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL III (25/50) - 2006/01/18 - 22:37:01 (ET)
Table '17154096 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: skorpeo (1290 in chips)
Seat 2: Triptanes (1990 in chips)
Seat 3: courtiebee (1590 in chips)
Seat 5: WildBob182 (1740 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya (1740 in chips)
Seat 7: Jay67s (1325 in chips)
Seat 9: AvatarKava (1195 in chips)
Jay67s: posts small blind 25
AvatarKava: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9h 8c]
skorpeo: folds
Triptanes: folds
courtiebee: raises 100 to 150
Triptanes said, "azn pride, got rice?"
WildBob182: folds
Lukieplaya: raises 300 to 450
Jay67s: folds
AvatarKava: raises 745 to 1195 and is all-in
courtiebee: folds
Lukieplaya: calls 745
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d Tc]
Triptanes said, "lawlz"
WildBob182 said, "wow"
AvatarKava said, "gawd"
*** TURN *** [Qs 8d Tc] [4d]
WildBob182 said, "this a play money table?"
courtiebee said, "ok then"
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d Tc 4d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AvatarKava: shows [5s 5c] (a pair of Fives)
Lukieplaya: shows [9h 8c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
AvatarKava said, "cmon"
Triptanes said, "two pair!"
Lukieplaya collected 2565 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2565 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 8d Tc 4d 9s]
Seat 1: skorpeo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Triptanes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: courtiebee folded before Flop
Seat 5: WildBob182 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya (button) showed [9h 8c] and won (2565) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 7: Jay67s (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: AvatarKava (big blind) showed [5s 5c] and lost with a pair of Fives
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LOL Lukie, thanks for reminding me ...
Poor AK, lol. I wonder what I had there. It sure as hell was better than 89o ... preflop at least 
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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i would also register and forget to play....plus i only have like 8 bux and a 6 pack of natty light to my name...... 
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That's useful, Bmx.
lol Trik ... Set an alarm! Or just register now, leave your Stars program open, and let it sit you out until you remember, dammit!
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Oh and btw ... YAY Gabe registered!
33 more people ...
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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I would play but I never signed up for the Gauntlet, and it will cost me half my BR to play. Then everyone will know how bad I am, its easier to fake good hands then post them.
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that buyin is 10x my bankroll!!!
whatever richy rich.
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I would play but I never signed up for the Gauntlet, and it will cost me half my BR to play. Then everyone will know how bad I am, its easier to fake good hands then post them.
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I am living proof that some pretty terrible poker can occur in these games ...
Oh and the simple solution to your bankroll problem is to win the game you play in
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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I guess I will play Wed. But only for you courtie.
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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LOL Lukie, thanks for reminding me ...
Poor AK, lol. I wonder what I had there. It sure as hell was better than 89o ... preflop at least |
You had AK that hand? You had been playing pretty tight, like myself, so I pegged you on a range of something like AJ++ TT++. The plan was for everyone to fold, including you. If you were to call, I probably put the rest of it in if you check to me assuming the flop didn't have horrible texture. Then the other guy pushes over my reraise, you fold, and I'm pretty much forced to call with any 2 there strictly based on pot odds. I was praying he had AK and my cards were live...
I havn't said it 'til now, but the K8s was more of a 'I'm not gonna fold so don't raise my BB' type of hand. Sorry about that one bob.
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If you play, Gnomes, then Bob will be forced to play ... because I'm making sure this field is bigger than usual, dammit And then there will be a bounty on you!
You're probably right Lukie, I definitely had a high ace. Playing tight in these games hasn't been working for me ...
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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NO YOU
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I concede.
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I concede.
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What does that mean?
I hope it means you're gonna win for me. Because I told everyone that you would in my blog.
Don't let me down Trip.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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NO YOU
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ru bored? I am bored too, get on AIM.
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ru bored? I am bored too, get on AIM.
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SAY YOU'LL PLAY!!! REGISTER!! PLEEEEEASE????
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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ya ill prbly register tomorrow if someone stakes me
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Courtiebee told me I had to sign up and play eviltoad13.
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, Toad!
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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donkbee
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WELP
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ya ill prbly register tomorrow if someone stakes me
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I'm too sad to talk to you on AIM. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep. All you ever do is hurt me. Bye.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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cya.
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Okay, I just signed up via the Gauntlet page. If I get confirmation in time, I will sign up and play.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by MannerBoy
ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.
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Sure it will! Wanna play with me Wednesday? |
can I play with you wensday? or anyday for that matter?
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