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Old 12-16-2005, 04:01 PM     Post subject: A clean joke for your mother #1 (permalink)  
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the"Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and Again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it Slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, And demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
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Old 12-16-2005, 05:24 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2005, 06:05 PM #3 (permalink)  
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That's a good, clean joke. I like it.

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Old 12-17-2005, 01:23 AM #4 (permalink)  
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good joke, but i don't think my mom would like it.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:09 AM #5 (permalink)  
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my mom got hit by a plane that slid off the runway at midway airport, not funny.

OH MY F****NG(edited for soupies non cussing thread) OGD ITS MY BIRTHDAY... ERR ITS SIX IN THE AM BNOW BUT IM STILL DRUNK SO ITSN STILL MYB IRTHDAY B****ES!(edited for soupies non cussing thread) HAHAHAHA
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