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spoonitnow
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01-20-2008, 02:22 PM
Post subject: Childhood Memories: Brag or Beat?
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Straight Flush
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When I was 4 or 5 I used to put maxi pads all over myself like football pads and lock myself in the bathroom and tackle the walls over and over.
The sad shit is that I'm not making this up.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
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Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
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rofl, that is awesome. Movie quality material right there.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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how about variance?
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replace maxi pads with something else and you got a great story to get girls to go, "awww thats so sweet. omg you are so cute."
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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spoonitnow
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I was three or four years old, it was around Christmas time and my parents were at K-Mart or something, and I was sitting in the cart. Behind them was a rather large black lady. This is my first memory of ever seeing a black person, and I didn't know any better.
I pointed and asked very loudly, "Mommy, is that a nigger?"
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ash256
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OH SHIT
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DetroitHusling101
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Full House
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o snap
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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wow, thats heavy. your mom was probably so embarrassed. i remember when i was like 8 or maybe 9 i watched Money Talks, the movie with Chris Tucker and Charlie Scheen, where they drop the n-bomb every 2 minutes. so after i watched the movie i was playing around outside with a friend yelling it. my mom comes outside freaking out and shes like will stop cursing! needless to say i was very confused and didnt know it was a bad word.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Full House
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haha I could just picture a 8 year old white kid playing outside on his big suburban front lawn telling his friend who wants a turn riding his new bike, "nigga please"
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