Childhood Memories: Brag or Beat?

**spoonitnow** · 01-20-2008 02:22 PM

When I was 4 or 5 I used to put maxi pads all over myself like football pads and lock myself in the bathroom and tackle the walls over and over.

The sad shit is that I'm not making this up.

**boost** · 01-20-2008 02:27 PM

rofl, that is awesome. Movie quality material right there.

**givememyleg** · 01-20-2008 02:44 PM

how about variance?

**will641** · 01-20-2008 04:28 PM

replace maxi pads with something else and you got a great story to get girls to go, "awww thats so sweet. omg you are so cute."

**spoonitnow** · 01-20-2008 04:33 PM

I was three or four years old, it was around Christmas time and my parents were at K-Mart or something, and I was sitting in the cart. Behind them was a rather large black lady. This is my first memory of ever seeing a black person, and I didn't know any better.

I pointed and asked very loudly, "Mommy, is that a nigger?"

**Ash256** · 01-20-2008 05:23 PM

OH SHIT

**DetroitHusling101** · 01-20-2008 05:53 PM

o snap

**will641** · 01-20-2008 06:37 PM

wow, thats heavy. your mom was probably so embarrassed. i remember when i was like 8 or maybe 9 i watched Money Talks, the movie with Chris Tucker and Charlie Scheen, where they drop the n-bomb every 2 minutes. so after i watched the movie i was playing around outside with a friend yelling it. my mom comes outside freaking out and shes like will stop cursing! needless to say i was very confused and didnt know it was a bad word.

**boost** · 01-20-2008 08:47 PM

haha I could just picture a 8 year old white kid playing outside on his big suburban front lawn telling his friend who wants a turn riding his new bike, "nigga please"

01-20-2008 02:22 PM #1
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01-20-2008 02:27 PM #2
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01-20-2008 04:28 PM #4
will641 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Aug 2007 Posts 5,300 Location getting my swell on	replace maxi pads with something else and you got a great story to get girls to go, "awww thats so sweet. omg you are so cute."
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01-20-2008 04:33 PM #5
spoonitnow View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Best Strat Poster 2012 Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 10,097 Location Trying to FUNCTION	I was three or four years old, it was around Christmas time and my parents were at K-Mart or something, and I was sitting in the cart. Behind them was a rather large black lady. This is my first memory of ever seeing a black person, and I didn't know any better. I pointed and asked very loudly, "Mommy, is that a nigger?"
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will641 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Aug 2007 Posts 5,300 Location getting my swell on	wow, thats heavy. your mom was probably so embarrassed. i remember when i was like 8 or maybe 9 i watched Money Talks, the movie with Chris Tucker and Charlie Scheen, where they drop the n-bomb every 2 minutes. so after i watched the movie i was playing around outside with a friend yelling it. my mom comes outside freaking out and shes like will stop cursing! needless to say i was very confused and didnt know it was a bad word.
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01-20-2008 08:47 PM #9
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