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Old 04-19-2010, 05:15 AM     Post subject: Chelle stayed logged in on my laptop, what's my play #1 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:15 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:22 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:28 AM #4 (permalink)  
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I feel like I should have more potential here. Maybe I should go troll BC threads under her account.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-19-2010, 07:08 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 07:14 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Have her send horny pm's to FTR regs that don't normally frequent the commune. See how things play out from there.


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Old 04-19-2010, 08:51 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:54 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Have her send horny pm's to FTR regs that don't normally frequent the commune. See how things play out from there.
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:54 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:27 PM #10 (permalink)  
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This. Also, I'll give you my celll number if you can get her phone and sext with me.
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Old 04-19-2010, 04:08 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 04:46 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 04:50 PM #13 (permalink)  
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should probably involve facebook and lemonparty...
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:49 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 09:25 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 10:22 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 10:35 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:16 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Yeah, I was just being all John Stockton there and setting you up. TOO BAD YOU RECKED IT WITH THE NSFW TAG!!!
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:51 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 04-20-2010, 03:37 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Also i'm a big gay homosexual and spoonitnow has a 19 inch cock


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Old 04-20-2010, 03:58 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Also i'm a big gay homosexual and spoonitnow has a 19 inch cock
Seems standard
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-20-2010, 04:12 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Yeah, I was just being all John Stockton there and setting you up. TOO BAD YOU RECKED IT WITH THE NSFW TAG!!!
I was scurred of teh strike, I'm not gangsta enough to handle that kinda ish.
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Old 04-20-2010, 04:30 AM #23 (permalink)  
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I was scurred of teh strike, I'm not gangsta enough to handle that kinda ish.
Quit being a pussy, I've had a strike like 2-3 times and I'm a mod!
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-20-2010, 04:39 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Quit being a pussy, I've had a strike like 2-3 times and I'm a mod!
Done.

Edited so bitches that be readin' this later on get eye fucked by old dudes suckin cock.
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:42 PM #25 (permalink)  
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