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spoonitnow
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08-19-2009, 05:04 PM
Post subject: Chelle and I are retarded
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Straight Flush
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Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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jesseeddleman: After I tell you this you'll probably be like wow you two are weird
jesseeddleman: Okay so she's laying on her back at the end of the bed
jesseeddleman: And I walk up and smack her in the forehead with my dick
jesseeddleman: She just sort of laughs
jesseeddleman: And she's laying there with her eyes closed
jesseeddleman: So I go to do it again right
jesseeddleman: And she's like hold on come here
jesseeddleman: I lean over
jesseeddleman: And my balls are on each one of her eyes
jesseeddleman: And she's like
jesseeddleman: IT'S LIKE EYE BALLS
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ragnar4
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Full House
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Location: Billings, Montana
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Thank god it was perverted 'chelle or kid chelle and not mean chelle. She'd have bit those suckers off!
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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XTR1000
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08-19-2009, 06:18 PM
Post subject: Re: Chelle and I are retarded
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#3 (permalink)
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4-of-a-Kind
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I heard in scotland they call it "tea-bagging"
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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rong
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Full House
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No, thats nuts in her mouth
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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Dont make fun of retards, its not their fault that they got old and cant work any more.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Illfavor
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Full House
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I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
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Ich grolle nicht...
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Illfavor
I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
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You don't clean your balls?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Illfavor
I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
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Oh, I get it. It's because you're black, isn't it?
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by Illfavor
I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
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You don't clean your balls? |
racist ban
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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great story to tell at your rehearsal dinner imo
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Title should also be Chelle and I am retarded. Gingers are not people and thus should not affect verb conjugation.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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Originally Posted by Illfavor
I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
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You're such a ginger.
Oops, typo that I'd better not fix.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Oh my god. Oh you bastard. I would throw something at you right now if I could.
Balls are fun to play with.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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