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Squeaky_Midget1
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07-29-2008, 05:04 AM
Post subject: Cheers to FTR!
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Straight
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Hi my name is Chris,
I used to be a standing wiper with hairy balls who was productive at work. Now, thanks to FTR, my dingleberries are sparse, my balls are smooth as eggs, and I am now comfortable with borderline homosexuality between grown men! Am I a better poker player? Sure! But, more importantly I have found new ways to introduce my girlfriend to do anal and have new understandings to the intricate rolls that ninjas play in everyday life. Thanks Guys!
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Deanglow
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Moderator
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hu4rollz
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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USED to be a stander upper? tisk tisk my man
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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cheers to us!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Squeaky_Midget1
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
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FYP
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daven
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
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i'm too scared
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fyp
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Squeaky_Midget1
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Straight
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 126
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Originally Posted by daven
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Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
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i'm too scared
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I occasionally enjoy the company of big black men late at night
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fyp
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yourfather
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Full House
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I LOLed a bit
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Squeaky_Midget1
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Straight
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GatorJH
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07-29-2008, 06:58 PM
Post subject: Re: Cheers to FTR!
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#10 (permalink)
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
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I COMPLETELY agree with this statement.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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