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Old 07-29-2008, 05:04 AM     Post subject: Cheers to FTR! #1 (permalink)  
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Hi my name is Chris,
I used to be a standing wiper with hairy balls who was productive at work. Now, thanks to FTR, my dingleberries are sparse, my balls are smooth as eggs, and I am now comfortable with borderline homosexuality between grown men! Am I a better poker player? Sure! But, more importantly I have found new ways to introduce my girlfriend to do anal and have new understandings to the intricate rolls that ninjas play in everyday life. Thanks Guys!

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Old 07-29-2008, 05:23 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:27 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:47 AM #5 (permalink)  
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My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:54 AM #6 (permalink)  
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My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
i'm too scared
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:16 PM #7 (permalink)  
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My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
i'm too scared
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Old 07-29-2008, 02:54 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:58 PM     Post subject: Re: Cheers to FTR! #10 (permalink)  
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