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nutsinho
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01-14-2009, 07:59 PM
Post subject: cheer up nutsinho thread
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4-of-a-Kind
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i just had a huge losing session for the first time in a few months. give me some pictures, videos, music, stories, etc. that will make me happy again!
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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andy-akb
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BennyLaRue
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Here's what this baby thinks of your session:
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wufwugy
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just think about that one cartoon where the guy cuts off his kids dick and eats it
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Deuce Blue
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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a hot damn mess
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Andy wins. Not even close.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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JinxT4
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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
[04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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mcatdog
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I don't know if I can compete with andy but this post is always good for a laugh
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...3/#post4869793
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BennyLaRue
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This always cheers me up.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ed-t53637.html
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by JinxT4
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who r that?
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Deuce Blue
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Family Guy - the original chicken fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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bigred
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this will cheer anyone up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bode
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jinxt wins
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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gabe
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your life is better than 99% of people your age
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you're not me
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PokerStars Game #23903274095: Hold'em No Limit ($200/$400) - 2009/01/14 17:28:55 ET
Table 'Electra VIII' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Isser ($45794 in chips)
Seat 3: BrynKenney ($45998 in chips)
Seat 4: nutsinho ($42098 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $200
Isser: posts big blind $400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
BrynKenney: raises $800 to $1200
nutsinho: raises $2800 to $4000
Isser: folds
BrynKenney: raises $5960 to $9960
nutsinho: raises $32138 to $42098 and is all-in
BrynKenney: calls $32138
*** FLOP *** [6s 4s 9d]
*** TURN *** [6s 4s 9d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [6s 4s 9d 5s] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [Jh Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
BrynKenney: mucks hand
nutsinho collected $84594 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84596 | Rake $2
Board [6s 4s 9d 5s 6h]
Seat 1: Isser (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BrynKenney (button) mucked
Seat 4: nutsinho (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and won ($84594) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
you're not me
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im not u either
yessssssssssssss
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by JinxT4
garph
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who r that?
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LOL
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bigspenda73
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw
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PokerStars Game #23904144467: Hold'em No Limit ($200/$400) - 2009/01/14 17:58:02 ET
Table 'Rosina III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: Isser ($43706 in chips)
Seat 4: nutsinho ($40990 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $200
Isser: posts big blind $400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
nutsinho: raises $800 to $1200
Isser: calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4d 9c]
Isser: checks
nutsinho: bets $1600
Isser: raises $3500 to $5100
nutsinho: calls $3500
*** TURN *** [Qd 4d 9c] [2h]
Isser: bets $37406 and is all-in
nutsinho: calls $34690 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2716) returned to Isser
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4d 9c 2h] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Isser: shows [8d Td] (high card Queen)
nutsinho: shows [Kh Qh] (a pair of Queens)
nutsinho collected $81978 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81980 | Rake $2
Board [Qd 4d 9c 2h 6h]
Seat 3: Isser (big blind) showed [8d Td] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 4: nutsinho (button) (small blind) showed [Kh Qh] and won ($81978) with a pair of Queens
I'M DONE CHEERING YOU UP I NEEDZ TO MAKE MOBNIES TODAY
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nutsinho
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won half of the monies back
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
you're not me
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im not u either
yessssssssssssss
see how I flipped it?
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bigred
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you are a hit and runner apparently because you won't play 200/400 4 tables, you noob!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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nutsinho
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200/400 makes my hair fall out
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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bigred
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Can you play more on stars so i can watch?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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swiggidy
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Will you still pretend that you like me, even though bigred is around?
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(\__/)
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bigred
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Rich Lyndaker is cool with my posse swig, no worries
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Cool. I was worried he'd think you'd get mad if you'd found out that we hooked up.
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
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swiggidy
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Oh fuck did I say that out loud?
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bigred
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wat
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JinxT4
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
who r that?
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That's his 2008 graph. How could looking @ that not cheer him up?
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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
[04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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kingnat
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At least you're not homeless, carless, phoneless, and busto like this poor bastard... what a feesh.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...at-t55251.html
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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I refuse o cheer up a guy who made a million dollars last year off an initial investment of $200. Much love though.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I refuse o cheer up a guy who made a million dollars last year off an initial investment of $200. Much love though.
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yup
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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this cheers me up everytime - http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...66861-500.html
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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trade lives??
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feeling any better?
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bigred
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daven, what site is that?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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daven
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it's also off quite a decent bit IIRC from what Sir. winsalot told me at like 6am today
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i refuse
dude has a lot more money than me
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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d0zer
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this thread is an insult to all microgrinders going through their first patch of negative variance
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BankItDrew
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suck my balls bill gates
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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nutsinho
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ship it
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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kb coolman
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http://www.pokertableratings.com/overview/nutsinho
nutsinho's Key Statistics:
Bottomline: $591,012.85
And BTW, this site has only been tracking Stars since 9/1/2008. Not bad for 4.5 months work.
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Robb
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this thread is an inspiration to all microgrinders going through their first patch of negative variance 
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I hope it turns around nuts - I like seeing FTR nosebleeders kick ass, and I also like knowing that sometimes you HATE the game of poker for being the sick bitch it is.
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nutsinho
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um i made 245k yesterday its all good. btw TR catches maybe 60-70% of hands...
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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Robb
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Yeah, but how much did you lose?
Glad you're doing well again. I got a ton of inspirational value out of your 2008 story, starting off w/ less $$ than I had in Dec. '07 and winning over a million. Epic.
gogogogo
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