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vqc
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies.
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Did u ever have to choke a bitch?
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ilikeaces86
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,141
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Originally Posted by vqc
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies.
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Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
Never, I just give them "the look" and its all over.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
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Originally Posted by vqc
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies.
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Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
Never, I just give them "the look" and its all over. |
this is how we know youre not a real pimp. You gotta choke a bitch once, and you gotta give her that look while you do it. That way when she starts slippin you just give her the look and that fear has been instilled in her. As soon as she sees that look she can feel herself not being able to breath.
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
Posts: 263
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women- can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
women- can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em
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i agree
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,521
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Originally Posted by Corey
just put it in her butt. She will end all affairs
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WIN
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frosst
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Straight
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: count-n mah monies stewie-style
Posts: 220
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if you're gonna bump an old ass thread, at least make sure there isn't anyone that's been banned so the level lasts longer
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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There has been so many bumps lately that they aren't levels at all. When I see a thread with 50+posts and I haven't seen the title before it's fairly easy.
Also when everyone's doing it, it no longer becomes cool.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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this bump might be called
mrhapppyt is mrunhappyy
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
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lol, cant live with them and can't kill them is one of my fav sayings.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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cant live with me dont wanna live with em imo
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kevster
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Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Fold City
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levelled or not - i wanna know what happened
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
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there's a species of i think fish where the females couple with males who provide the most security while cheating on them with the badass alpha males who dont make for good security. the females do this because the badass male has the best genes for her offspring. the method she does this is by banging them both but holding the sperm of the secure partner in a sort of pocket that doesn't allow it to fertilize.
dont ask me to find a reference for this animal because i dont think i'll be able to find it again. so its possible the species doesn't even exist or im embellishing, but the source i heard of it was reliable enough for me to not feel like i needed to research it thoroughly.
i would really like to find this again tho...
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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so that's why i'm banging all your girlfriends
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LOL OPERATIONS
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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Originally Posted by jyms
There has been so many bumps lately that they aren't levels at all. When I see a thread with 50+posts and I haven't seen the title before it's fairly easy.
Also when everyone's doing it, it no longer becomes cool.
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I dont bump shit to be cool.
I try the search engine for different topics and weird shit comes up, like this thread for instance.
I typed in "Century" and this thread pops up.wtf? I read it then liked the last quote,hence the bump.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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Originally Posted by bigred
so that's why i'm banging all your girlfriends
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http://www.starwarscrawl.com/?id=13613
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
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Originally Posted by vqc
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies.
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Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
Never, I just give them "the look" and its all over. |
this is how we know youre not a real pimp. You gotta choke a bitch once, and you gotta give her that look while you do it. That way when she starts slippin you just give her the look and that fear has been instilled in her. As soon as she sees that look she can feel herself not being able to breathe. |
I am actually thankful this got bumped because the above quote is comedy fucking gold.
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