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Old 10-25-2008, 07:55 PM     Post subject: CFB thread, now with wheelchair access for the handicapped. #1 (permalink)  
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I need witnesses. Our only offensive weapon went down on the first play. Which means we're going to win somehow.

Drink once if Glennon audibles to a run up the middle.

Drink twice if he fumbles it. Once more if we recover.

Drink until you pass out if our offense scores a TD.

Drink once for every time a wideout drops a pass that hits him in the hands.

Give drinks for every point scored by the defense.

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Old 10-25-2008, 07:58 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Drink once when our Everything Macho Harris makes a play.

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I'm drinking everytime Michigan fails.

I plan to be dead of alcohol poisioning by the end of the 1st quarter.

Example: just now making a solid drive, fumble.
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Woo! Offense gained 6 yards and a FG!

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:04 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Join me, bbickes

Lets turn these frowns into drunken belligerence!

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:06 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Even if by some miricale this isnt a fumble. Mcguffie is prolly out for the rest of a season.

calls for a double shot obv.
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Thank god whatshisfuck the msu QB

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:14 PM #8 (permalink)  
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OMG OMG OMG WE'RE DRIVING!

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:15 PM #9 (permalink)  
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TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN I DTN BELIEVE IT!
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:16 PM #10 (permalink)  
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TOUCHDOWN VT I DNT BELIEVE IT!

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:19 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Oh my god. What the fuck was that shit.

Hoyer runs slkke a btich and /ringer somehow makes a bobble catch andgets the first down?

WTF
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:22 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:24 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Now stfuu and let us talk about FUTBOL
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sorry bbickes, you just aren't quite as talented as wes.
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:26 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Atleast I tried =(
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:36 PM #17 (permalink)  
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lol haterz dont know how to have fun

humorless bots and azns, all of y'all!

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:42 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Rich Rod looks like he wanbts to suicide. And rightfully so, we suck something fierce
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:45 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Back to the good old Sean Glennon. He only has two moves: Panic and fail.

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:47 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Wat happened to that spread option QB you had? He was pure pwnage. Everytime i watch a VT game and glennon is QB its like roflcopter.
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:50 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Injured on the first play. Sean Glennon makes one pass that was completely superhuman (for Sean Glennon) then returned back to panic -> fail mode.

He'd probably be +500 yrds career if he knew how to throw the ball away. But why throw the ball away when you're an athlete!

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Old 10-25-2008, 08:53 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Michigan will trade you 1 Nick Sheridan and 1 Steven Threet for your injured QB.

I think its pretty fair tbhh
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:55 PM #23 (permalink)  
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS THREET WITH THE IMPPOSSBLE PASS {for threet}
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If Sean Glennon knew how to throw the ball away, he'd be +503 yards career.

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Old 10-25-2008, 09:09 PM #30 (permalink)  
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BLOW THE WESRMAN HORN!

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HOW THE FUCK THREET DO YOU THROW A PICK TO A GUY IN AN ARM CAST
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Drink drank Drunk. Thank you michigan for another depressing saturday
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this thread sucks. not one mention thus far of the texas vs osu game. rilla deleting spenda's thread is such mod abuse.

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Old 10-25-2008, 11:01 PM #37 (permalink)  
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use the other thread for all cfb content, no reason for this to even be an issue.

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