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10-25-2008, 07:55 PM
Post subject: CFB thread, now with wheelchair access for the handicapped.
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I need witnesses. Our only offensive weapon went down on the first play. Which means we're going to win somehow.
Drink once if Glennon audibles to a run up the middle.
Drink twice if he fumbles it. Once more if we recover.
Drink until you pass out if our offense scores a TD.
Drink once for every time a wideout drops a pass that hits him in the hands.
Give drinks for every point scored by the defense.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Drink once when our Everything Macho Harris makes a play.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I'm drinking everytime Michigan fails.
I plan to be dead of alcohol poisioning by the end of the 1st quarter.
Example: just now making a solid drive, fumble.
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Woo! Offense gained 6 yards and a FG!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Join me, bbickes
Lets turn these frowns into drunken belligerence!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Even if by some miricale this isnt a fumble. Mcguffie is prolly out for the rest of a season.
calls for a double shot obv.
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Thank god whatshisfuck the msu QB
blows balls
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OMG OMG OMG WE'RE DRIVING!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN I DTN BELIEVE IT!
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TOUCHDOWN VT I DNT BELIEVE IT!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Oh my god. What the fuck was that shit.
Hoyer runs slkke a btich and /ringer somehow makes a bobble catch andgets the first down?
WTF
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this thread sucks, where is wesrman
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this thread sucks, where is wesrman
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Now stfuu and let us talk about FUTBOL
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sorry bbickes, you just aren't quite as talented as wes.
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Atleast I tried =(
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lol haterz dont know how to have fun
humorless bots and azns, all of y'all!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Rich Rod looks like he wanbts to suicide. And rightfully so, we suck something fierce
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Back to the good old Sean Glennon. He only has two moves: Panic and fail.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Wat happened to that spread option QB you had? He was pure pwnage. Everytime i watch a VT game and glennon is QB its like roflcopter.
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Injured on the first play. Sean Glennon makes one pass that was completely superhuman (for Sean Glennon) then returned back to panic -> fail mode.
He'd probably be +500 yrds career if he knew how to throw the ball away. But why throw the ball away when you're an athlete!
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Michigan will trade you 1 Nick Sheridan and 1 Steven Threet for your injured QB.
I think its pretty fair tbhh
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
lol haterz dont know how to have fun
humorless bots and azns, all of y'all!
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im not your azn, guy.
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ty bigred for turning on the batlight (wes light)
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS THREET WITH THE IMPPOSSBLE PASS {for threet}
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If Sean Glennon knew how to throw the ball away, he'd be +503 yards career.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Precisely.
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BLOW THE WESRMAN HORN!
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GO BLUE STOP BEING A 1ST HALF TEAM KTHXC
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Hi
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HOW THE FUCK THREET DO YOU THROW A PICK TO A GUY IN AN ARM CAST
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Drink drank Drunk. Thank you michigan for another depressing saturday
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this thread sucks. not one mention thus far of the texas vs osu game. rilla deleting spenda's thread is such mod abuse.
that being said, wooooooooooooooooooooooot texas!
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use the other thread for all cfb content, no reason for this to even be an issue.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Precisely.
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